What Color Horse Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Color Horse Are You?
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About This Quiz

Horses are one of the coolest animals around. If you aren't familiar with them, you might think they're a little intimidating, but if you know what they're really about and spend a little time with them, you will soon fall in love with these animals. They are beautiful, sensitive, incredibly athletic, and even though you can't always tell what each horse is like right away, all of them have incredible and unique personalities. They are not all the same; in fact, it is far from it. 

While there are many different breeds of horse such as Mustangs, Arabians, and Clydesdales, all of which have different looks, personalities, and vibes, there are also all sorts of different colors of horses. There are white and black horses of course, but there are also horses that are Grey, Roan, Chestnut, and Palamino colored. 

You know that being a horse doesn't sound all bad, hanging in the sun with your buddies all day and occasionally ripping it up and showing off, that is as long as someone brings you a sugar cube from time to time, but if you were a horse, what color would you be? Take this quiz to find out and hurry up; it's almost time for hay.

Do you get stressed about things?
All the time.
Not usually.
No, I am totally chill.
Who has time to stress?
How would your friends describe you?
Conservative.
Gorgeous.
Quirky.
Wild.
How playful are you?
Not so much.
I have my moments.
Dude, I love to play.
I can be.

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How much do you party?
I never do.
I hardly ever do.
I party a fair amount.
All the time.
Where would you hang out?
A coffee shop.
A wine bar.
A hipster bar.
A dive bar.
Are you argumentative?
No, I am pretty agreeable.
No, life is too short.
If I am in the mood.
I will argue all day if you let me.

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What would you most like to participate in?
Dressage
Show jumping
Rodeo
Steeplechase
How many close friends do you have?
1
5
8
2
Who would you most like to be chilling out with in a field?
Another horse.
A donkey.
A goat.
A mini horse.

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How often do you work out?
Fairly often.
Pretty much every day.
Every once in a while.
I never do that.
How is your hair?
It doesn't really stand out.
It looks awesome.
I think it looks cool.
Amazing.
What are you most likely to be doing?
Working on a project.
Shopping.
Creating something artistically.
Getting into trouble.

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What is most important to you?
My career.
My significant other.
My freedom.
Having fun.
How much do you sleep a night?
8-10 hours.
6-8 hours.
4-6 hours.
Less than 4 hours.
Do you have any pets?
Yes, I have a bunch.
I have one.
No, but I want one.
No, not my scene.

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Fight or flight?
I would fight if I had to.
Flight all the way.
Probably flight.
Fight!
What sounds fun to do on vacation?
Go to museums.
Go shopping.
Hang out on the beach.
Party.
What type of music do you like the best?
Country.
Pop.
Emo.
Rap.

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Do you have a good sense of humor?
Why do you ask?
I don't know.
Totally.
I am pretty funny.
Is marriage important to you?
It is the most important thing.
If I find the right person.
Eh, I could go either way on that.
I never want to be married.
What was the last color you dyed your hair?
Red
Brown/black
Blonde
I would never dye my hair.

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What type of movies do you watch?
Documentaties.
Romance.
Comedies.
Thrillers.
What is your worst quality?
I take things too seriously.
I can be shallow.
I am flighty.
I can be selfish.
Which is your favorite time to be outside?
Fall
Spring
Summer
Winter

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Which of these snacks would you pick?
Hay
Carrots
Sugar cubes
Apples
How fast are you?
Not that fast.
I do okay.
I am pretty fast.
So fast it is ridiculous.
What is your highest level of education?
Masters or higher.
College.
High school.
I never finished high school.

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Would you ever throw someone off your back on purpose if you were a horse?
No, so not cool.
I doubt it.
Sure, if they were asking for it.
Oh yeah, I would.
What would your name be as a horse?
Napoleon
Fiona
Rapunzel
Noir
Which horse race would you win?
The Kentucky Derby
The Preakness
The Belmont Stakes
Race? I don't race.

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