Which Real Life Princess Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Real Life Princess Are You?
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About This Quiz

Being a princess isn't always about battling dragons and braiding your impossibly long hair. In the real world, it's about diplomacy, philanthropy, and yes, a little bit of looking good. Take this quiz to find out which real princess you are most like!
Does the public know what your voice sounds like?
Mostly not.
Not yet.
Not at all.
My husband barely knows.
How did you become a princess?
I married the prince of my dreams!
I was born a princess.
I was born a princess and married a prince.
I married a prince.
Where are you princess of?
Britain, though soon, mainly Wales.
Britain so far.
Saudi Arabia.
Monaco.

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Will you ever be queen?
Yes.
No.
Not possible.
We only go up to princess here.
How's your marriage?
Excellent, even better than people realize.
I'm not married.
I'm divorced.
My marriage is a farce.
Are you popular?
More than anyone else in the family.
Very, considering I've never done anything.
Within my kingdom and my areas of expertise, yes.
More than my husband, which he hates.

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What's your first language?
English.
Not applicable.
Arabic.
Afrikaans.
What's your second language?
French.
Still working on the first.
English, among others.
French and English.
Who would benefit from your charity work?
Veterans and impoverished kids.
Sometimes I don't hit my siblings when they deserve it.
Entrepreneurs and women.
Children.

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What causes do you care about?
Helping those who are battling addiction.
Jelly beans.
Disaster relief.
Teaching people to swim so they don't drown!
What's on your head?
A mane of magnificent waves.
An adorable little hat.
A hijab.
A heavy crown.
What's your traditional style?
A socialite.
A schoolgirl.
A desert princess.
An African ice queen.

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Do you have a degree?
Yes, in art history.
Not yet!
Yes, in business administration.
No.
What were you before you were a princess?
A student.
I was born a princess.
I was a teen.
I was an athlete.
What would you be if not a princess?
I'd work in fashion.
Nobody knows.
A CEO.
A sports commentator or coach.

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Are you considered a good princess?
I am an excellent princess.
I'm a decent princess.
Some say i'm perfect, others say I'm terrible.
Not everyone thinks that I'm a good princess.
You clearly live in the patriarchy. Are you still for it?
No one dares ask me.
I probably will be.
No, I'm taking it down from the inside.
On reflection, no.
Are you a good role model?
I'm dignified and scandal-free, but I did marry everything I have, so, sort of.
Only to a very specific demographic.
Yes.
I was probably a better one before I married.

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How does the media feel about you?
They adore me.
They think I'm so cute.
They mostly ignore me, but the media who does contact me have negative things to say.
They like me.
Does the public like you or your spouse better?
Mostly me.
If I had one, they would still like me better.
Him.
Definitely me.
How wealthy are you?
In my own right, minimally.
Fairly.
Extremely.
On my own, not at all.

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What's your biggest scandal?
It doesn't exist.
I sometimes misbehave in public.
I divorced the wealthiest man in the region.
I really don't like my husband.
What's your husband's biggest scandal?
His brother.
I'm not married.
Who would dare speak of them?
His many illegitimate children.
What footwear are you wearing?
A pair of black wedges.
Buckle shoes.
Sensible flats.
Nude pumps.

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Which designer do you like?
Alice Temperley.
Betsey Johnson.
Zuhair Murad.
Akris.
What palace do you like?
Sandringham House.
Balmoral Castle.
I don't like any of them, they make me feel trapped.
Prince's Palace of Monaco.
What do you do for fun?
Shooting.
Play games.
Go shopping.
Swimming.

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Who is considered your enemy?
Certain tabloids.
Broccoli.
Prince Khalid.
Probably my husband, in some ways.
Do you feel like you're a modern princess?
Absolutely!
It's hard to say.
Mostly.
Not really.
If the monarchy was abolished, what would happen to you?
I would continue living with my fabulously rich husband in our many castles.
I would have to get a job someday.
I would run my charities and companies.
I would be free.

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