On a Scale From 1 to Antonio Brown, How Much of a Diva Are You?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 6 min
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About This Quiz
It's hard to deny the talent of Antonio Brown. He really is an amazing receiver, and when he's just playing the game he's doing it really well. He's also a ton of fun to watch, and that's a really underrated part of the NFL. Fact is, football can get boring sometimes. We've all seen a game that ended up tied one field goal apiece at the end of four quarters and it's just a dramatic snoozefest to get there. It's the players like Brown who can keep us interested, who know how to work the fans and make the game fun. Unfortunately, he may also be the biggest diva in NFL history.
There have been difficult players before, but few have struck up backroom deals with Facebook to violate rules and livestream it, and just as few have ever tried to repaint their old helmets to avoid new helmet rules on the field because they just didn't like the new ones. And Brown may be the only pro ballplayer to ever get frostbite from cryotherapy forcing them onto the injured list. The hits just keep on coming! Now it's time to find out where you fall on the diva scale. Are you at AB's level or are you not living the diva life? Take the quiz and see!
START QUIZ
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If you get all your work done, do you need all your coworkers to come and see how well you did?
It couldn't hurt to get some appreciation.
I mean, yeah. I'm awesome.
Maybe if I did something super great
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How do you feel about Logan Paul?
I will destroy Logan Paul. I will hit Logan Paul so hard the marrow will shake loose from his bones!
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How likely are you to buy something new, like a helmet for instance, because it's better and safer than what you currently use?
I'd rather not, but if I have to I guess I don't have a choice.
I don't need a stupid new helmet.
If it's safer I'd probably get it, sure.
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They say rules are meant to be broken. What is most likely to motivate you to break rules?
I try to follow the rules
If the rule just kind of sucks
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When's the best time to travel by hot air balloon?
Seems like it might be fun on a weekend or something.
There is never a bad time to do that.
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Let's say you just finished a hard task. How will you reward yourself?
How hard is it to organize a parade?
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Let's say you're going to make a rap video. What are you going to have a whole lot of in that video?
I dunno, what's the song about?
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Do you ever practice dance moves in the mirror?
Do people do that in real life?
Yeah, you need to make sure you don't look dumb.
I practice everything in the mirror.
I mean, I might take a quick glimpse.
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How do you think you'd deal with a nasty case of frostbite?
Well, hopefully I'd bundle up and never get it in the first place.
I guess whatever a doctor says.
Sometime you need to suffer for perfection, so yeah, I'd expect people to wait for me to heal.
I'm taking some time off.
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How much do you love Ben Roethlisberger?
I love Ben Roethlisberger!
Ben Roethlisberger sucks.
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Are your twerking skills on point?
Do you even need to ask that question?
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Your boss says not to do something but then someone, let's call them Social Media Giant, offers to pay you to do that very thing. What now?
I'm not risking my job for a one-time payday.
Well, how much is Social Media Giant offering?
I'd probably let my boss know what's up.
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If people expect you to be somewhere at a certain time, how likely are you to just not show up?
I always meet my commitments.
If I don't feel like it, I'm not going.
Unless something happens, I'm there.
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How good are you at talking people into giving you second chances? Or third and fourth chances for that matter?
I've never really had to.
It's like a special skill of mine.
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Is your boss really the boss of you?
Well, that's what boss means, right?
No one is the boss of me! I am the boss of everything!
I try to listen to the boss, as long as they're reasonable.
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You're at a restaurant and you order some home fries but the server brings hashbrowns. Now what?
I'll ask for what I ordered.
I will sue this restaurant into oblivion!
Aren't they the same thing?
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What happens when you're watching your favorite show and it gets interrupted for some breaking news?
Well, now I'm watching the news.
I might cuss a little bit.
I will sue this TV station into oblivion!
I can change the channel.
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Have you ever threatened to clock someone who was frustrating you?
I should clock you for asking me that.
No, but I've thought about it.
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Sorry to interrupt your quiz, but Jon Gruden is on the phone and he wants to talk to you. Are you answering the call?
Hold up, I need to set up a camera and some audio equipment first.
I guess, if he needs to talk.
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When's the last time you recorded a phone conversation you had with someone then posted it on social media?
No one actually does that in real life.
I don't post stuff on social media.
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Does talent excuse bad behavior?
It certainly gives you some wiggle room.
I'm so talented that all my behavior is, by default, good.
It shouldn't, but oh well!
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You're hungry for an Oreo but the store only has Hydrox. How do you handle that?
Ooh, I like them even more.
I can go to another store.
I demand to see the manager at once!
If that's all they have, that's cool.
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People say that when it comes to gift-giving, it's the thought that counts. Do you agree?
You should get people gifts they'll like.
Only if they thought about buying me something awesome and then did it
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If you hear someone's been spreading rumors about you, how do you react?
I don't have time for silly things like that.
I spread retaliatory rumors and demand retribution.
Just set the record straight
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Do you care what kind of shoes you're wearing?
Yeah, I want them to look good.
I want only the best, most rare, most awesome shoes on the market.
There are a few brands I like more than others.
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If something of significance happens in your life, do you have to post it on social media?
How else are my fans going to know the truth of what's up?
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Do you need to have the last word?
I have the last word, and the first word, and the middle words. Words are mine, you just borrow them.
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If you could do something amazing but no one would know you did it, would you still do it?
It better be pretty amazing.
Yeah, doesn't matter to me if other people don't know.
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How angry are you going to be if you want a bowl of only green M&Ms and you get some brown ones in there?
Why would I even want that?
Whoever is responsible better lose their job.
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If you plan to head out for the evening, how long is it taking you to get ready?
I gotta make sure I look good.
It will take as long as it needs to take.
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