1. Wash it when it is half-made.
   Buy the fabric, wash it, THEN cut.
2. You can't!
   Buy pre-shrunk fabric.

If you want to make a shirt from scratch, washing the fabric first will ensure that if it's going to shrink, it does so before you cut it, instead of after. This will ensure first that it doesn't shrink overall, and second that it doesn't warp by shrinking unevenly!

1. Lots and lots of pins
   Tape it into place first.
2. Put on a patch, then put on the zipper on that.
   Line up the bodice first then use big stitches.

Putting in a zipper is a challenge as it is obviously important that it is perfectly straight. It's best to line it up then put in a few big stitches. Double check that it is straight, then add the more precise small stitches you need.

1. You can't!
   Double sew it!
2. Triple sew it!
   Use staples.

Certain seams undergo more pressure than others. For example, the seam where a sleeve meets the bodice moves a lot more than the seam around the neckline. Double-sewing it is a great way to reinforce it to prevent a badly-timed hole forming!

1. Change shirts
   Use a twist tie
2. Use a safety pin instead of the button
   Put a safety pin through the button and use both!

You can pull the twist tie from a loaf of bread and put it through a button, then feed it through the hole where the thread was previously. Twist it at the back and voila: Your button is on! You can use a safety pin if you have a shank button (with a small stem), and you can also use a paperclip. However, the latter may poke you, so consider putting a blob of nail polish or eraser tip on the end.

1. Tape
   Chewing gum
2. Staples
   Safety pins - lots of them!

You can temporarily mend a shoe by chewing gum, then sticking it between the heel and the sole. Make sure to let it dry before you try to wear the shoe! It's only temporary, so it will need to be replaced with better glue later on.

1. Vaseline
   Water
2. Varnish
   Sharpie

Just as Vaseline can fix chapped lips or very dry skin, it can also fix leather when it's not in a great state. It won't handle a major tear or serious issue, but it will heal a little scuff. After all, if it can fix your skin, it can fix calfskin!

1. Rub it with soap.
   Pour vinegar on it.
2. Spritz it with vodka.
   Hang it in a steamy shower.

It is thoroughly counter-intuitive, but if you add a little vodka to water then put it in a spray bottle, it will remove bad smells from clothing! You don't need to wash the clothing first, just spray on the alcohol and leave it. A little while later, the nasty odor will be gone!

1. Wrap tape backward around your hand.
   Hairbrush it.
2. Rub it on another shirt.
   Shake it really hard.

This is pretty much like creating a lint roller around your hand. Wrap the tape backward, in order to avoid sticking to your skin or any hairs on your hand! Once the tape is all used up, just add another layer!

1. Windex
   Graphite pencil
2. Bar of soap
   All of the above

There are a few ways to ease a zipper. Graphite will handle less challenging situations, but for a more dramatic jam then something more elaborate will be needed. Soap and Windex can work, but if things are truly snarled, it can be best to go for a Chapstick!

1. Double-sided tape
   Staples!
2. Roll it up
   Rubber band

Double-sided tape is a great way to avoid a looser neckline causing a fashion malfunction. Thus, while it can adhere to skin without causing damage, it can also adhere to fabric. In an emergency, a hem can be created by putting a piece of double-sided tape on the inside of the sleeve or leg, then folded over the hem onto it.

1. Tape
   Vaseline
2. Key ring
   Pin

If you have a zipper that simply doesn't want to stay closed, this can cause all sorts of embarrassment! Fortunately, simply hooking a keyring over the pull and then the button will keep it in place. Just don't forget it's there, because it will take slightly longer to unfasten it should the bathroom call!

1. Hang it in a steamy shower.
   Roll it in a towel.
2. Put heavy books on it.
   Spritz it with water.

Anti-wrinkle spray is a great option when you have the opportunity, but if you've run out and the the store is closed, you can replicate the effects somewhat. Simply steam up your bathroom with a nice hot shower, then hang the shirt on a hanger in the room (but out of the water). You can then enjoy the shower while your shirt irons itself!

1. Eraser
   Hairspray
2. Soda
   White wine

Hairspray has a variety of uses, and not all of them are about grooming. You can spray it on a lipstick stain and let it harden, then wait approximately 15 minutes. Dab a sponge with water and it will lift the sprayed lipstick off!

1. Tape
   Bulldog clip
2. Staples
   Paperclips

Turn the jeans inside out, and hold the seam together, using clips if they are available. Simply find the biggest staples on which you can lay your hands, and put them in! Be careful to staple strong fabric instead of doing it near the frayed edge, otherwise you may make a bad situation worse.

1. Spritz it with water.
   Wipe it with pantyhose.
2. Rub it against a piece of linen.
   Twist it really hard.

Pantyhose used to be made out of silk, which was very pretty but sadly prone to tearing, as it lacked elasticity. Modern-day hose are not only stretchy thanks to their nylon content, they are also great for removing deodorant stains from clothing!

1. Nail file
   Eraser
2. Sponge
   Windex

Just as leather is ultimately a kind of skin, so is suede. This means that a lot of the items you use to groom yourself, or similar items, can come in handy. For example, if your suede turns spiky after getting wet, you can use a suede brush. Similarly, a nail file can be used gently and carefully to remove caked-on dirt.

1. Wear patterned pantyhose.
   Hairspray your thighs.
2. Rub vinegar on your thighs.
   Put wire in the seam.

Our friend hairspray is back! Spraying your thighs helps create a little friction that prevents fabric from riding up. It's an invaluable trick if you are in a warmer environment where you also want to look more professional.

1. Put the jeans in the dryer.
   Rub ice on it.
2. Microwave it.
   Rub it with an eraser.

You can achieve this effect by putting your garment in the freezer; the gum will peel right off. However, sometimes you don't have time to do this, or it wouldn't be appropriate to remove the garment. Simply rub it with an ice cube and it will eventually freeze enough to peel off.

1. Sew coins into the hem.
   Add pleats.
2. Wear a long coat.
   A few strategic stitches

This fix may cost a couple of pennies, but it works! Don't use more than a total of around six coins, however, as they will warp the fabric or drag it down. Any fabric tough enough to take more coins than this is probably too heavy to blow around much.

1. Stretch it over your knees.
   Spritz it with vodka.
2. Tumble-dry it then stretch it when it's hot.
   Soak it in warm water and hair conditioner.

Conditioner is magical stuff when it comes to making your hair lie the way you want it to, and it is also transformative for a woolly sweater, given a little warm water and 15 minutes to soak. After all, wool and hair are not so different at the chemical level. Baby shampoo can also work, so try either!

1. Sharpie
   Nail polish
2. Wood varnish
   Iron-on patch

This would not be a good option for a fancy piece of clothing, but it is just fine when it comes to a basic tee that you plan to wear out and about or while exercising. Get yourself a black Sharpie and simply cover up the bleach dots. Is it elegant? No. Is it good enough for a quick fix? Sure!

1. Hair tie
   Paperclip
2. String
   Emergency stitch!

We have all had those moments where we discover that a pair of jeans that fit perfectly well that morning - or perhaps yesterday or last week - have suddenly decided that they won't close. All you need is a hair tie. Loop it through the buttonhole, then slip it through itself like a little noose, and hook it over the button. Arrange your shirt over it and nobody will be the wiser!

1. Put on a blob of clear nail polish then hold it while it dries.
   A very small paperclip
2. Stick both through your clothing as brooches.
   Cut off a pencil eraser and use it as a temporary back.

Losing a butterfly back at an inopportune moment is something that can happen to anybody with a pierced ear. While the best way to fix it is simply to have extra butterfly backs with you at all times, this is not always possible. Cutting the tip off a pencil eraser and sticking the earring through it will serve as a temporary fix.

1. Gum
   Tape
2. Clear nail polish
   Pins

When threads are fraying, a little dab of clear nail polish can be much more effective than you'd think! It works on a ladder in your hose, and it will also hold a button in place. It's not a cure-all, so you will have to break out the sewing kit later on.

1. Electric razor
   Knife
2. Pencil sharpener
   Rub it more!

The bobbles that form on woolly sweaters are the result of a process called pilling, and they make a garment look shabby. While you can't take them out and restore them to their smooth previous shape, you can remove the worst pilling with an electric razor or beard trimmer.

1. Collar stays
   Spritz with water then use a heavy book
2. Hair straightener
   Heat it in the microwave then wrap it around a ball.

A hair straightener is a fearsomely hot device, and that means it has the necessary power to heat the starch in your collar and give you the chance to reset it. Sure, collar-stays help, but there's no substitute for a crisp, starchy collar!

1. Clear nail polish
   Thread
2. Hot glue (dried, of course)
   Extra screws!

If your glasses keep sliding down your face, you can spend all of your time pushing them back up your nose, but that's going to get annoying. A blob of dried hot glue on the inside of the arms will create a little more friction with your head. What do glasses have to do with seamtresses? Well, a good seamstress uses more glue than you might think!

1. Dance in it.
   Slide it back and forth.
2. Put on thick socks and hair-dry the shoe.
   Stuff socks into them then soak them in warm water.

Quality shoes are typically made of leather or fabric, which is prone to warping just like any natural fiber. That means that while you probably can't do anything about a slightly-too-tight shoe made from synthetic substances, a hairdryer and your own foot for a mold will work wonders on some shoes.

1. Rub them against linen.
   Wet your hand then rub it on them.
2. Rinse them and check the water.
   Rub them with white paper.

Color bleed from your denim used to be a lot more common, as most jeans now genuinely are colorfast. However, not all jeans are up to par. You can check with a simple piece of white paper. If you don't like what you see, set the dye by performing an overnight soak in vinegar and water.

1. Carry extras!
   Sew them inside the lapels.
2. Sew extras on the inside of your sleeve!
   Put some buttons on a thread then string them inside your lining.

A lot of clothing comes with an additional button, either in a little plastic baggie or sewn in a seam someplace. However, just because your coat didn't come that way doesn't mean you cannot embrace this idea! Just sew on a few extra buttons at seams or inside the sleeve where they won't affect the way the garment hangs on your body.

1. String
   Wire
2. Ribbon
   Dental floss

Dental floss is so strong that you can use it to saw through metal if you have enough time. It is thus a great option for putting on a recalcitrant button. Kevlar thread is also a great way to do this, and unlike floss, it comes in more colors than just bright white!

1. Toothbrush dipped in vinegar
   Bootblack
2. Silver polish
   Essential oil

Vinegar is magical stuff, and can be used to clean a variety of things. A seamstress won't try to fix leather pants with a needle unless they tore at the seams; you can't patch leather without it being very obvious, after all. However, water marks can be fixed, and that's where our friend vinegar will help. A soft old toothbrush is all you need, and a gentle circular motion.

1. Plastic bag
   Wrap it in a dishcloth.
2. Freezer
   On top of a satin pillow

Freezing your sweaters sounds crazy, but it's actually a great way to stop them shedding. You probably spent a lot of money on your cashmere, so you want to keep it looking its best. Just remember to bag the sweater if there's also food in the freezer, because day-old pizza is not an attractive scent for a sweater.

1. Tug either side until it's flat.
   Use a crochet needle to loop it back in.
2. Cut the snagged piece.
   Clear nail polish

You can fix a snag by pulling it back and forth. Sometimes you can do this with your fingers, but a crochet needle is the best way to be precise without creating an additional snagged piece of yarn. Just don't cut the loop off, as you will certainly create a much worse situation!

1. Cut a few holes to give you access to pull the string through.
   Open the whole seam then sew it back around the new string.
2. Sew on an extra ribbon to create a new seam.
   Put a safety pin on the end.

If the drawstring disappears somehow, there's a handy trick to getting a new one in place. Add a safety pin to each end, and attach one end to the front of the pants. Then feed the other safety pin through the hole one inch at a time. Once you get it all the way through, even up the ends, then remove the pins!