Adopt a Bunch of Pets and We'll Guess How Old You Are

By: Emily Maggrett
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Adopt a Bunch of Pets and We'll Guess How Old You Are
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About This Quiz

If you had a billion-dollar income and lived on a giant compound, how many pets would you adopt? Would you stick to owning just one perfect greyhound, or would you own pets of every variety, from parrots to tarantulas to dwarf goats to mastiffs? If your answer is "I want ALL the pets," this is the quiz for you!

We want you to imagine that you have the ability to adopt as many pets as you want, from llamas to gerbils to Siamese cats. Don't worry about cleaning up after them or feeding them ⁠- that's what your team of pet care specialists is for! As part of the fantasy, we're going to ask you which tiny dog breed you want to get, whether you prefer gerbils over bunnies, which spooky cats float your boat and if you'd like to own your very own Arabian.

In exchange for telling us which pets intrigue you, we'll guess which generation you're from. Believe it or not, the pets you find compelling actually say a lot about which stage of life you're at. Think you're the exception to this rule? Prove it - tell us which pets you can't live without and we'll reveal your exact age!

Labrador Retriever puppies
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You're at the pet store, looking for a puppy. Which of these fellas catches your eye?
Izzy, an Akita puppy
Rags, a beagle puppy
Tomas, a greyhound puppy
Steve, a labrador retriever puppy
Goldfish
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Imagine that you've been given a very cool aquarium. What's the first fish you'll put in it?
A betta fish
A goldfish
A danio
A black molly
Ponies
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Most children dream of owning a pony. Which of these prancing ponies do you find the most tempting?
A Shetland pony
An Exmoor pony
A Welsh mountain pony
A quarter pony

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Kittens
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Springtime means one thing: kittens! Which of these sweet kitties would you pick?
Jujube, a fluffy white Persian kitten
Esme, a darling tabby kitten with blue eyes
Jonathan, a stripey orange kitten
Morag, a black kitten with an incredibly loud purr
Tarantula
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Are you tough enough to handle a creepy-crawly pet? Which one of these insect pets could you grow to love?
Emma, a vivacious hissing cockroach
Jayden, an active hairy tarantula
Alice, a kind praying mantis
Miles, a calm stick insect
Schnauzer
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Time to buy a big dog! Which breed will you be going for?
Ono, an epic Newfoundland
Sherlock, a quick-witted Bullmastiff
Biagio, a charismatic Cane Corso
Lisa, a cool giant schnauzer

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Boa constrictor
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You're at a wild phase in your life where you're craving a pet snake. Which of these slithery friends will you be taking home?
Eleven, a shiny boa constrictor
Paul, an assertive ball python
Monty, a frolicsome kingsnake
Paloma, an elegant garter snake
Sphynx cat
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Some cat breeds are so striking. Which unusual cat breed would you be tempted to adopt?
Rocknroll, a sneering Sphynx
Elke, a dainty Norwegian Forest cat
Angus, a cranky Scottish fold
Marya, a sleek Russian blue
Corgi
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Tiny dogs are SO FANCY. Which wee pup will you pick?
Booboo, a casual Pomeranian
Omaha, a friendly corgi
Louisa, a flirtatious King Charles spaniel
Bodie, a hilarious affenpinscher

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Pacman frog
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Imagine that you just bought a gorgeous terrarium. Which frog will you add to this adorable habitat?
Joey, an awkward Pacman frog
Sonny, a striking tomato frog
Sierra, a huge pixie frog
Elmo, a calm White's tree frog
Gecko
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Sometimes, you just have to get a weird pet. Which of these strange creatures would you pick?
Mr. Echo, a delightful gecko
Samantha, a retro sea-monkey
Smaug, a sinister bearded dragon
Susan, a helpful young guinea pig
Tuxedo cat
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What's better than a snuggly, purring kitty? Nothing! If you were adopting an adult cat, which one of these would you get?
Gelato, a goofy tuxedo cat
Carmella, a thoughtful tortoiseshell cat
Geneva, a lonely grey tiger kitty
Lucky, a mild-mannered white cat

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Labradoodle
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You're in the mood for a mixed-breed dog. Which one of these cool hybrids will you get?
Richard, a salty Chiweenie
Dorcas, a lazy puggle
Moo-cow, a pleasant Labradoodle
Rosa, an adventurous Aussiedoodle
Racoon
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If you could adopt a wild animal, which one would you choose?
Boing-boing, a feral racoon
Olestra, an ethereal deer
Titi, a winsome sugar glider
Coco, a local beaver
Appaloosa
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Horses are majestic creatures. If you could afford one, which breed would you choose?
Jasmine, a stunning Arabian horse
Stella, a fast chestnut stallion
Bobby, a scattered Appaloosa
Orlando, a feisty Mustang

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Gourami
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Let's pick out a new fish for your aquarium. Which one of these pretty species do you like?
Peony, a rainbow-colored Flowerhorn Cichlid
Dot, a well-spotted gourami
Soren, a striped discus
Bern, a tranquil German blue ram
Basset hound
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If you're being honest with yourself, what you really want is a couch bud dog. Which couch bud will you get?
Christo, a lazy basset hound
Lorna, an easy-to-please French bulldog
Kyle, a cute Havanese
Isabel, a freewheeling mutt
Hamster
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Some people hate rodents, but we think they make great pets. Which of these fellas do you want as a furry friend?
Hilda, a silly rat
Gennifer, a proud gerbil
Hulda, a meek hamster
Noelle, a naive nutria

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Siamese cat
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Time to adopt a spooky cat! Which one are you gonna get?
Alfie, a grey cat with startling green eyes
Diego, a big, fluffy black cat who's great at hunting
Ellen, a slim Siamese with a fierce demeanor
Umber, a handsome black cat who loves to chase bats
German shepherd
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Imagine you're a private detective. Which burly pet will you adopt as your guard?
Yvonne, an alert German shepherd
Max, a rebellious alligator
Honker, a loud goose
Melanie, an overprotective Rottweiler
Seabiscuit
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If you could adopt a famous horse, which one would you choose?
Seabiscuit
Black Beauty
Mr. Ed
Secretariat

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Karelian Bear Dog
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Imagine you want a dog that's capable of accompanying you on all your outdoor adventures. Which breed will you go with?
Erik, a brave Karelian bear dog
Gilly, a sweet Siberian husky
Tom, a sassy Australian shepherd
Xandra, a smart standard poodle
Mynah Bird
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Talking birds make wonderful companions. Which one of these do you fancy?
Elsbeth, a chatty mynah bird
Jake, an excitable budgerigar
Orion, a charming Timneh parrot
Juanita, a dignified grey parrot
Grump Cat
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If you could adopt a famous cat, which one would you choose?
Maru
Garfield
Heathcliff
Grumpy Cat

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Box turtle
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Time to buy a shy pet! Which one of these catches your eye?
Hortense, a fuzzy brown rabbit
Sally, a gentle box turtle
Nando, a precious mouse
Morton, a wise Shiba Inu
Cattle dog
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At the pound, adorable senior dogs with wild names keep catching your eye. Which one of these woofers would you be unable to resist?
Butterscotch Surprise, a senior pug-Chihuahua mix
Rodeo, an adventurous 11-year-old cattle dog
Stallone, a tender ten-year-old pitbull mix
Mr. Magoo, a spotted brown senior mutt
Cockatiel
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A pair of birds can be a charming addition to your home. Which set will you choose?
Pumbaa and Timon, two cheerful cockatiels
Mary-Kate and Ashley, two pretty parakeets
Harry and Sally, two peppy canaries
John and Paul, two chill doves

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Flock of hens
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Outdoor-only pets are becoming increasingly trendy. Which one of these outdoor pets would you consider getting?
A family of chinchillas
My own flock of chickens
Some dignified swans
Some growly barncats
Lassie
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If you could adopt a famous dog, which one would you choose?
Beethoven from the "Beethoven" movies
Brian from "Family Guy"
Tramp from "Lady and the Tramp"
Lassie
Llama
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Herd animals make great pets too! Which of these herds will you house?
A herd of dwarf goats
A herd of llamas
A herd of alpacas
A herd of sheep

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