Am I a Flirt?

Emily Maggrett

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Whether you want to admit it or not, it's cool to be perceived as a flirt. After all, some of the most memorable fictional characters of all time were flirts, such as James Bond, Scarlett O'Hara, Becky Sharp and Don Draper. Flirting helps you to connect with people, become more popular, and test the waters with potential love interests. So why does flirting get such a bad rap? Maybe it has something to do with jealousy. After all, when someone flirts with you, you feel safe assuming they're interested in you. Perhaps you even start making plans for a future relationship with them, thinking that real feelings might develop between you.

However, here's the thing — it's not fair or rational to ask someone else to pretend that you're the only attractive person in the world. In a way, flirts are more honest than the rest of us, because they see the charm in everyone (and respond to it accordingly.) So being a flirt isn't only fun; it's realistic!

Now that we've settled that being a flirt is actually very moral, let's talk about this quiz. If you've always wondered what your flirtiness quotient is, this is the quiz for you. We're going to ask you about winking, skinny-dipping, cute neighbors and more. After you tell us the truth about your flirting behavior, we'll reveal exactly what kind of flirt you are. Ready to get saucy? Let's play!

Your high school ex sends you a DM. You're currently in a relationship. What's your move?

You DM them "Hi! 😜"

You wait a day and then say, "Sorry it took so long to get back to you. I was camping with my partner. 🌲"
You don't write back at all. What's the point?

You ask them, "Why are you texting me?"

At the coffeeshop, the barista asks you what you're doing this weekend. Your response?

"I dunno, what are YOU up to?"

"I might go to the [big local event.] Are you going to that too?"
"Laundry and Netflix, as usual, haha."

"Stop trying to connect with me. It won't lead to a bigger tip."

Imagine that a VERY CUTE neighbor just moved in next door. How will you introduce yourself?

"Hey there. Any time you need to borrow a cup of sugar, just knock."

"Howdy neighbor! Nice to meet you."
I wouldn't introduce myself. I'm too shy.

I wouldn't introduce myself because I don't believe in knowing your neighbors.

Your friends are trying to raise money for a dog charity by having a car wash. They ask you to participate while scantily clad, since you have a great body. Your response?

"I love that you asked me. See you there!"

"It's sweet of you to ask, but I think that's kind of demeaning."
"Who, me? Really?"

"What does my great body have to do with raising money for charity?"

Have you ever offered a crush a "free massage" for "no reason"?

It's one of my go-to moves, my friend.

I did that in college, but now I think that move is cheesy.
Absolutely not. That's so transparent.

No. Unless you're a professional, there's no reason to engage in such labors.

Be honest — how many people have you made out with in your life?

Lol, like I can count that high. 😜

More than five, less than 10
One or two

None. I don't have time for such frivolities!

If you were a Desperate Housewife, which one would you be?

Susan. She'll do anything to get a man and so will I!

Gabby. She's not afraid to use her looks to her advantage.
Bree. Some people think she's uptight but I think she's modest and ladylike.

Lynette. Like me, she is an intelligent person in an irrational world.

Beach time! What will you be wearing?

Something tiny!

Something flattering that I can also move in.
A T-shirt and cargo shorts (I'm not much for beachwear.)

The cheapest swimsuit I can find.

If you were out with friends and one of them wanted to ditch you because their crush texted them, would you be mad?

Nah. I've done the same thing to them, many times.

I'd be annoyed but I'd get it.
Yes, I'd be hurt. We had plans first.

No, I wouldn't be angry. After all, we are all free agents at loose in a chaotic universe.

Have you ever pretended to like "Red Dead Redemption" or "Pretty Little Liars" in order to make someone like you?

Haha, I've pretended to like many things for the sake of love.

Yes, once. I really liked that person though.
Yes, but I immediately confessed afterwards.

No. That would be a deception.

If someone you didn't know at all asked you on a date because they liked one of your IG pics, would you go?

Um, YEAH!

Depends. Are they hot AF?
Not without investigating them thoroughly on social media.

No. They're probably a murderer.

What's the best way to show someone that you REALLY like them?

Giving them a massive compliment

Remembering their likes and preferences
Giving them an awesome gift

Saying "I really like you."

Are you attracted to any of your friends?

Yes, that's what makes our friendships so much fun. 😎

A few of them. That's natural, though.
I'm attracted to one of my friends, but I've never acted on it.

No. That's why my relationships with them are platonic.

Do you ever flirt with people you're not actually interested in dating?

Yep. I'm human, aren't I?

I try not to ... but yes, I have.
No. That would not be honest or kind.

No. For there is no logical reason to do that!

While on a date with someone new, they mention they live at a clothing-optional communal house. Is this a turn-off or no?

Um, no. Sounds like a dream come true!

Sort of a turn-on, although that also sounds sketchy.
It's a turn-off. Nudists are weirdos!

I feel neutral about it. Nudism is an odd lifestyle choice, but it is good for your skin.

Have you ever winked at someone hot?

Dude, I've already done that three times today.

Sure. It's a great move if you can pull it off.
A few times, but it made me feel dorky AF.

I've winked because of hot steam getting into my eyes, but that's it.

A stranger's dog tries to steal your newspaper! Luckily, the dog and its owner are both really cute. How will you get your "revenge"?

I'll insist they take me out to dinner.

I'd claim the dog "owed" me pets, then try to get the stranger's number.
I wouldn't. It's not that big a deal?

I'll threaten to call Animal Control on the canine if its owner does not sufficiently discipline it.

What's the longest you've ever been single?

Hard to say. I usually have some "overlap," if you know what I mean!

Six months
One year

10 years

It's time to get dressed for work! Which outfit are you most likely to wear?

Whatever emphasizes my assets

Whatever flatters my complexion
Whatever's clean

Whatever's required by my company's dress code

Are you a Miranda, a Carrie, a Charlotte or a Samantha?

Samantha

Carrie
Charlotte

Miranda, 100%

Has your partner ever gotten jealous of how flirty you are?

Yeah, but I was just like, "Deal with it."

Yes. It was a wake-up call that I needed to moderate my behavior.
No. I've never given them a reason to be.

Of course not. I don't have a partner.

What's your favorite emoji to text?

🍆

🍑
😀

Emojis are for children.

Are you the kind of person who wears attractive clothes that they don't actually need, i.e., cowboy hats, overalls or garter belts?

Of course. They're great conversation starters (and I look hot in them too!)

Only on Halloween!
No. I think that's tacky.

No. Such clothing is not functional.

How much make-up is too much make-up?

No such thing, baby!

It's good to keep it subtle.
Anything more than foundation and mascara is bordering on indecent.

Any make-up besides sunscreen.

Your college club wants to raise money for pediatric cancer through a kissing booth. They ask you to sign up for a shift. What do you say?

"I'll take three shifts, actually."

"No, no, no ... OK, fine. One shift."
"Absolutely not. What a moronic idea."

"No thanks. I could get mono!"

Imagine you're at a loud party with your date. They whisper in your ear, "Let's get out of here." What do you do?

Whisper back, "I'd follow you anywhere."

Ask them, "Where do you want to go?"
Say, "Don't whisper in my ear! It's ticklish."

Say no. It's not polite to leave parties early.

When SHOULDN'T you flirt?

IDK, when you're doing your taxes? No, even then it's a good idea.

When your partner is around
If you're in a committed relationship or if you're single, but your intentions aren't sincere.

You should never, ever flirt. If you're interested in someone, ask them out — don't beat around the bush.

In your opinion, is ignoring your crush an effective flirtation technique?

You gotta run cold, then you gotta run hot. It's the oldest trick in the book!

Sure. I don't use it often because it's sort of manipulative, though.
Yes, but I'd never use it.

I don't know. I'm not a flirting scientist.

How many times have you been called a big flirt?

Literally hundreds of times

My friends used to call me that in high school, but I've calmed down a lot since then.
Once or twice

Never. That would not be a factual description of my character.

Want to go skinny-dipping with us?

Yeah!

Maybe
No

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