Am I Fetch?

By: Alex Wittman

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Calling all Mean Girls fans! If you're like us, you can remember seeing Cady Heron and Regina George in theaters like it was yesterday. But, in reality, Mean Girls came out in 2004. Can you believe that was 15 freaking years ago?!

Tbh, it's been a minute since the last time we watched Mean Girls. Bless Ariana Grande's tribute to this iconic film in her "thank u, next" music video for reminding us how obsessed we are with this quotable AF movie. You know what's coming next: Get in loser, we're taking a quiz!

Now, there is so much to love about Tina Fey's hilarious movie, but one of our low key fave characters was Gretchen Wieners. After all, her daddy invented Toaster Strudel! Seriously though, Gretchen tried so hard to assert herself as Regina's righthand girl in the Plastics. But, when poor Gretchen tried to make "fetch" happen, well ... let's just say Queen Bee Regina wasn't into it.

Don't worry, Gretchen, you can sit with us! It may be 15 years later, but we're still living for "fetch." So much so that we decided to make a quiz to determine your personal degree of fetch. Let's take a walk down Mean Girls memory lane and answer arguably one of the most important questions of the 2000s: Am I fetch?

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Who is your favorite Plastic?

Gretchen Wieners

Cady Heron
Karen Smith

Regina George

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In high school, how would you have preferred to be described?

Insecure but rich

Nice but naive
Sweet but dimwitted

Bossy but hot

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Did you and your BFFs keep a "burn book"?

Duh, didn't you?!

No, but we should have.
Tbh, I don't remember.

No, but we wrote some scathing notes.

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Which of these quotes from "Mean Girls" is your fave?

"That is so fetch!"

"It's like I have ESPN or something!"
"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!"

"Get in, loser, we're going shopping!"

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Would you ever purposely fail a class so your crush could tutor you?

Maybe, if they were really cute.

Def, you've gotta do what you've gotta do!
Nah, grades are important.

People fail classes so I'll tutor them.

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Have you ever been personally victimized by Regina George?

More times than I can count

Yes
I think so.

No

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If you couldn't be a Plastic, which club or clique would you join?

Cool Asians

Mathletes
School news team

Lacrosse team

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How do you feel about gossip?

I live for it.

It's harmless.
Not really my thing.

It's a girl's best friend!

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Which of these accessories could you see yourself wearing every day?

Hoop earrings

Mouse ears
An African bracelet

A necklace with my initial

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Do people like to tell you things?

Yes, it's like therapy for them.

Sometimes, and I remember it all.
Only my BFFs

I like to tell people things.

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Which country is responsible for first making "fetch" happen?

Great Britain

Ireland
Australia

France

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Is your hair big?

Yep, it's full of secrets.

Sometimes, if I wear it curly
It has a bit of a wave.

I usually wear my hair straight.

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Did you see "Mean Girls" in theaters?

Multiple times!

Yes, once
Actually, I don't remember.

No, but I own it now.

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Which of these is your fave day of the year?

October 3

Christmas
Today

My birthday

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How many times have you seen "Mean Girls"?

Seriously, too many to count

Um, maybe 10 times?
Idk, a couple?

I don't need to watch "Mean Girls" because I live it.

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In your opinion, who was the cutest dude in "Mean Girls"?

Jason

Aaron Samuels
Kevin Gnapoor

Shane Oman

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Which of the following is, like, the most important rule of feminism?

Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.

If a friend asks you to go out, you can't fake sick.
Absolutely no vests

Friends don't feed friends Swedish nutrition bars.

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What color do you wear on Wednesday?

Pink

Red
Idk!

I just wear whatever fits me.

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How do you feel about "Jingle Bell Rock"?

It's a classic.

Nothing says Christmas like "Jingle Bell Rock."
It's fine, I guess.

I made that song famous.

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Which body part would you change if you could?

My calves

My huge hips
My nail beds

My man shoulders

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Can you ask people why they're white?

OMG, absolutely not!

That's, like, a quote from the movie, right?
Seems reasonable.

I ask people whatever I want.

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Do you have a cool mom?

No, but my dad invented Toaster Strudel.

No, I have a regular mom.
Eh, she's cool, but no coooool.

Yes, my mom is the coolest.

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Outside of the Plastics, who was your fave "Mean Girls" character?

Damian Leigh

Ms. Norbury
Janis Ian

June George

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What size did you wear in high school?

1

3
5

Sears

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Have you ever had a three-way phone call with your BFFs?

Um, duh!

From time to time
Maybe once

Nope, but it sounds fun.

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Is butter a carb?

Butter is, like, way bad for you.

What's a "carb"?
Hmmm, let me get back to you on that.

No, go right ahead!

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What does your face smell like?

An expensive AF perfume

Nothing
Idk, moisturizer?

Peppermint

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Have you ever told one of your friend's secrets?

Yes, but it was an accident!

Yes, but whatever
No way!

Only to get back at them for telling mine

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Which Plastic would you NOT want to be stuck in an elevator with?

Regina George

Cady Heron
Karen Smith

Gretchen Wieners

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Near the end of the movie, how did you feel when Regina got hit by the bus?

She had it coming.

I'm glad she didn't die!
Tbh, I was shocked.

I wish Cady had gotten hit instead.

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