Am I Fetch?

By: Alex Wittman
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Am I Fetch?
Image: Lorne Michaels Productions

About This Quiz

Calling all Mean Girls fans! If you're like us, you can remember seeing Cady Heron and Regina George in theaters like it was yesterday. But, in reality, Mean Girls came out in 2004. Can you believe that was 15 freaking years ago?! 

Tbh, it's been a minute since the last time we watched Mean Girls. Bless Ariana Grande's tribute to this iconic film in her "thank u, next" music video for reminding us how obsessed we are with this quotable AF movie. You know what's coming next: Get in loser, we're taking a quiz!

Now, there is so much to love about Tina Fey's hilarious movie, but one of our low key fave characters was Gretchen Wieners. After all, her daddy invented Toaster Strudel! Seriously though, Gretchen tried so hard to assert herself as Regina's righthand girl in the Plastics. But, when poor Gretchen tried to make "fetch" happen, well ... let's just say Queen Bee Regina wasn't into it.

Don't worry, Gretchen, you can sit with us! It may be 15 years later, but we're still living for "fetch." So much so that we decided to make a quiz to determine your personal degree of fetch. Let's take a walk down Mean Girls memory lane and answer arguably one of the most important questions of the 2000s: Am I fetch?


Plastics Who is your favorite Plastic?
Gretchen Wieners
Cady Heron
Karen Smith
Regina George

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Mean Girls characters In high school, how would you have preferred to be described?
Insecure but rich
Nice but naive
Sweet but dimwitted
Bossy but hot

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Burn Book Did you and your BFFs keep a "burn book"?
Duh, didn't you?!
No, but we should have.
Tbh, I don't remember.
No, but we wrote some scathing notes.

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Its like I have ESPN or something Which of these quotes from "Mean Girls" is your fave?
"That is so fetch!"
"It's like I have ESPN or something!"
"Made out with a hot dog? Oh my god that was one time!"
"Get in, loser, we're going shopping!"

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Aaron tutoring Cady Would you ever purposely fail a class so your crush could tutor you?
Maybe, if they were really cute.
Def, you've gotta do what you've gotta do!
Nah, grades are important.
People fail classes so I'll tutor them.

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Regina George Have you ever been personally victimized by Regina George?
More times than I can count
Yes
I think so.
No

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The Plastics If you couldn't be a Plastic, which club or clique would you join?
Cool Asians
Mathletes
School news team
Lacrosse team

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Mean Girls gossip How do you feel about gossip?
I live for it.
It's harmless.
Not really my thing.
It's a girl's best friend!

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Regina George accessory Which of these accessories could you see yourself wearing every day?
Hoop earrings
Mouse ears
An African bracelet
A necklace with my initial

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Mean girls on the phone Do people like to tell you things?
Yes, it's like therapy for them.
Sometimes, and I remember it all.
Only my BFFs
I like to tell people things.

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Gretchen Which country is responsible for first making "fetch" happen?
Great Britain
Ireland
Australia
France

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Mean Girls hair Is your hair big?
Yep, it's full of secrets.
Sometimes, if I wear it curly
It has a bit of a wave.
I usually wear my hair straight.

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Multiple times!
Yes, once
Actually, I don't remember.
No, but I own it now.

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Its October 3rd Which of these is your fave day of the year?
October 3
Christmas
Today
My birthday

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Young people watching TV How many times have you seen "Mean Girls"?
Seriously, too many to count
Um, maybe 10 times?
Idk, a couple?
I don't need to watch "Mean Girls" because I live it.

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Aaron Samuels In your opinion, who was the cutest dude in "Mean Girls"?
Jason
Aaron Samuels
Kevin Gnapoor
Shane Oman

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Mean Girls rules Which of the following is, like, the most important rule of feminism?
Ex-boyfriends are off limits to friends.
If a friend asks you to go out, you can't fake sick.
Absolutely no vests
Friends don't feed friends Swedish nutrition bars.

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Wednesdays What color do you wear on Wednesday?
Pink
Red
Idk!
I just wear whatever fits me.

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Jingle Bell Rock How do you feel about "Jingle Bell Rock"?
It's a classic.
Nothing says Christmas like "Jingle Bell Rock."
It's fine, I guess.
I made that song famous.

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Mean Girls mirror scene Which body part would you change if you could?
My calves
My huge hips
My nail beds
My man shoulders

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Why are you white Can you ask people why they're white?
OMG, absolutely not!
That's, like, a quote from the movie, right?
Seems reasonable.
I ask people whatever I want.

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Regina's mother Do you have a cool mom?
No, but my dad invented Toaster Strudel.
No, I have a regular mom.
Eh, she's cool, but no coooool.
Yes, my mom is the coolest.

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Janis Ian Outside of the Plastics, who was your fave "Mean Girls" character?
Damian Leigh
Ms. Norbury
Janis Ian
June George

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Mean Girls mirror scene What size did you wear in high school?
1
3
5
Sears

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Three-way phone call Have you ever had a three-way phone call with your BFFs?
Um, duh!
From time to time
Maybe once
Nope, but it sounds fun.

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Is butter a carb Is butter a carb?
Butter is, like, way bad for you.
What's a "carb"?
Hmmm, let me get back to you on that.
No, go right ahead!

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Aaron smelling Regina What does your face smell like?
An expensive AF perfume
Nothing
Idk, moisturizer?
Peppermint

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Gretchen and Cady talking Have you ever told one of your friend's secrets?
Yes, but it was an accident!
Yes, but whatever
No way!
Only to get back at them for telling mine

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Elevator and Plastics Which Plastic would you NOT want to be stuck in an elevator with?
Regina George
Cady Heron
Karen Smith
Gretchen Wieners

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Regina got hit by the bus Near the end of the movie, how did you feel when Regina got hit by the bus?
She had it coming.
I'm glad she didn't die!
Tbh, I was shocked.
I wish Cady had gotten hit instead.

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