Answer Some Questions About You and Your Significant Other, and We'll Guess Which Fictional Couple You're Most Like

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Answer Some Questions About You and Your Significant Other, and We'll Guess Which Fictional Couple You're Most Like
Image: Fox Broadcasting Company

About This Quiz

There are some relationships that we see on our screens and between the covers of our favorite books that simply stick with us. Many of these are about true love, and some are about true friendship. The most loving, of course, are a little of both.

Generally speaking, couples in fiction have a hard time making it work. That's inherent to the nature of a good story - there has to be a conflict to create drama, which is the literal opposite of a good relationship.  This means it's rather difficult to portray a healthy couple, and this means that whenever a fictional duo inspires us, we usually have major reservations about emulating them fully (or at least, we should). 

However, while some couples are themselves the source of the conflict between them due to immaturity, character flaws, or simply being a bad match for each other, others face outside problems: society disapproves of their union, one of them is sick, they're caught up by world events, etc. That's one major reason that stories often end once they figure it all out because that's the point at which things would get very boring for the audience!

Which fictional couple are you? Let's find out!

Is one of you the adult in the relationship?
Yes, absolutely.
No, we're pretty equal in that regard.
We each have something to teach.
I think each of us would think we are the adult.

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How did you meet?
We met in high school.
We ran into each other in a department store.
We met through family.
We met at a party.

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Did you put a ring on it?
Yes, very quickly.
No, we never managed to, but we wish we could have.
Yes, after a long time.
No, and that was for the best.

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Are you best friends?
We weren't always, but we are now.
Yes, and at first that was all we were.
We became friends, and then partners.
No, we really don't get along.

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Are you supportive of each other's dreams?
When they make sense.
Yes, all of them.
Yes, because we share them.
No, because my partner's dreams are stupid.

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Does your relationship look better from the outside or inside?
It's about the same.
The inside.
It looks amazing from the outside.
It only looks good from the outside.

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What word best describes a disagreement between you?
A bump.
A turn.
A duel.
War.

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Do people generally consider one of you to be out of the other's league?
Sometimes.
Frequently.
No.
Always.

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What do you like to do together on date night?
Just relax at home.
Travel to a new place and meet strange and interesting people.
Take in some theater.
Netflix and chill.

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Are you a glamorous pair?
God, no.
That depends on your definition of glamour.
Very much so!
Somewhat, until we start talking to each other.

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Do you like to travel together?
It's usually a point of contention.
That's our favorite activity.
It's fun.
No.

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How do you show affection?
Supporting each other in their dreams.
Helping each other with our inner conflicts.
Making each other better people.
Fighting until we break up.

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How do you show remorse if you screw up?
I apologize and make some kind of sacrifice to actually repair my mistake.
I say "I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry" and then do something extraordinary to mend things as much as possible.
I use my brains to fix the mistake.
Neither of us do.

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Are you good at just hanging out peaceably?
Of course.
Neither of us can sit still for long.
Yes, but we always have to be occupied with something that is intellectually stimulating.
No. All we do is fight.

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Is the emotional labor fairly distributed?
It's a bit lopsided most of the time.
Yes, though it shifts around.
Yes, very fairly.
No, because neither of us do any.

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Is one of you the breadwinner?
Yes, very much so.
Neither of us really have... jobs.
No, we're both bringing home the bacon.
At various times, it's one of us or the other.

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Do you share your faith?
Yes, very much so.
No, but that's okay. We're from very different cultures.
Yes, we are even in the same church.
We share nothing so intimate.

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Do you think you'll last forever?
Yes, absolutely forever.
In a way, yes. We'll always have a piece of each other we carry for all time.
Now that we're together, yes I do.
No. I would be shocked if we last until the end of this quiz.

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Do other people think you'll last forever?
Yes, everyone.
No, very few do.
Those who know us do.
No, no one thinks we will, because we obviously won't.

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Would you change each other at all, if you were honest?
That's a hard no.
Well, one of us is always changing, we have to be okay with that.
No. True love isn't of an idea, but a very real person.
Yes. Total personality and priority transplants.

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Are you a union of two great fortunes?
No fortunes, sadly.
No, just minds.
Yes, very much so.
No. Moreover, our union is unfortunate.

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Are you a power couple at all?
Not even a little.
In our crowd, yes.
We are a textbook example of that.
No. We're barely a couple.

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Do you enjoy hating on the same people together?
No, it's not in us.
Enjoy is a strong word for it.
Yes, when the object of our ire isn't a true danger, one should not joke about.
That is one of the few things we enjoy together.

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Do you know all their secrets?
We think so.
Not even close.
Yes.
Unfortunately, we do know most of them.

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Do you feel proud to be seen with them?
Yes.
Of course!
Every time, everywhere.
As long as they can keep their trap shut!

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Do you air your dirty laundry in public?
Not on purpose.
Not usually.
No, never.
At every opportunity.

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Do you laugh a lot together?
Not always together, because our senses of humor aren't that similar.
Quite a lot!
Yes, that's the core of our relationship.
No. We have incompatible funny bones.

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If you were to break up, what would it be for?
I literally can't imagine a scenario.
The universe would have to literally rip, forcing us to be apart forever.
One of us would have to completely betray everything about who they are for that to happen.
Nearly any reason, or no reason at all. We're like gasoline poured onto an oil rig fire.

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Do you trust their fidelity?
Yes, unless they met a better version of me! Oh God!
Yes, though we've never pledged that.
Yes, absolutely.
No. I don't trust them at all.

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Do you want kids together?
Yes! 2.5, please!
If that were possible, I'd want it.
Yes, that would be lovely.
Not to keep the species alive. No. Never.

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