Answer Some Random Questions and We'll Guess If You're a Bear in the Morning

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer Some Random Questions and We'll Guess If You're a Bear in the Morning
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About This Quiz

We don't know who they are are, but there are actually people out who embrace the morning hours. Then, there's those of us who are more of a bear than a rooster in the mornings. For some of us, the early hours of the day bring out some of our grumpiest traits. 

You might be asking how will random questions tell us this information? Well, as we stroll through the forest of this quiz, we will pick up on the aspects of your personality that affect your morning behaviors. Once we see how you answer them, we'll be able to compare your morning time attitudes to those of your average bear. We have found that random answers give us a truer view of the way you conduct yourself, and each thing you tell us will let us know how much of a cave dweller you are in the morning.

Your loved ones may have already hinted at your morning time growling and lumbering, but how close are their observations to the actual truth? Bear with some questions that might seem off-the-wall, and we'll let you know if you're more of a bear or more of a human. Are you ready to find out? 


What was the last thing that you put into your mouth?
A drink
My fingers
A pen or pencil
Food

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Which of these household chores do you dislike the most?
Garbage duty
Dishes
Dusting
Toilets

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When you look in the mirror, which word comes to mind?
Goddess
Babe
Adonis
Perfection

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Can you balance on one leg for a full minute?
I have no desire to try that.
I could stand on one leg for at least an hour.
One minute would be no problem.
I have a terrible sense of balance.

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Do you have a hard time thinking about work when it's nice outside?
Sometimes, I take a sick day to enjoy it.
Nothing distracts me from my work.
I drift off into the sunshine sometimes.
It doesn't take much for me to think about anything other than work.

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Which wintertime activity do you enjoy the most?
I like to drink hot cocoa in the wintertime.
I like making snowmen.
Wintertime is for skiing.
I like to celebrate the holidays most of all.

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How do you take your coffee?
I don't drink coffee.
Black coffee is the only coffee worth drinking.
I prefer hot tea.
Cream and/or sugar

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Do you eavesdrop on conversations in the work bathroom?
You bet I do!
There's only room for one in there.
I eavesdrop everywhere I go.
No, but I do listen in at public rest areas.

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Which of these animals do you find terrifying?
Wolverine
Human
Rattlesnake
Grizzly bear

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If you could have a superpower, which one would you want to have?
I would like to be able to read minds.
I could use some super strength.
Being invisible could be an asset.
The power of flight would save me a lot of money.

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Do you prefer vanilla or chocolate ice cream?
I'm lactose intolerant.
I like them both equally.
I prefer vanilla ice cream.
Chocolate ice cream is the only ice cream.

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Which of these Celtic Nations would you most like to visit?
Scotland
Brittany
Wales
Isle of Man

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How old were you when you learned to drive?
I don't drive.
I was a teenager.
I learned as a kid.
I was in my 20s or 30s.

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If you could win a new muscle car, which one would you want to win?
Ford Mustang
Dodge Challenger
Pontiac GTO
Chevrolet Chevelle

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Would you rather listen to Beyonce or Dolly Parton?
I would rather listen to Pink.
Beyonce is my girl!
I love them both.
Dolly Parton is more my style.

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Are you better with children or with animals?
I'm better with adults.
I love working with kids.
I'm better suited to work with animals.
I'm good with both kids and animals.

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What kind of natural disaster are you like when you are angry?
Tsunami
Earthquake
Volcano
Hurricane

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Where are you most likely to wear glitter?
Costume party
The club
A wedding
The office

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If you were a scented candle, which scent would you be?
Jasmine
Fireplace
Lavender
Orange

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How many flannel shirts do you own?
I don't have any.
I have a few.
I think I have one.
I own nothing but flannel.

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Which flower is your soul most like?
Sunflower
Rose
Pansy
Daisy

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What is the first thing you do when you get home from work?
I take off my shoes.
I put on my pajamas.
I make some food.
I take a nap.

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What do you have in common with a flamingo?
I do wear a lot of pink.
I can stand on one leg for a long time.
I also prefer warmer weather.
I like hanging out in groups.

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Which American city is most interesting to you?
Dallas, Texas
Boston, Massachusetts
Miami, Florida
Omaha, Nebraska

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How many times a week do you check your horoscope?
I check it every day.
I never check it.
I check it a couple of times a year.
I check it when I want to know something.

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What sort of museum would you most like to visit?
Art
Auto
Football
History

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How do you really feel about kale?
I'll eat it, but it's not my favorite.
I always scrape it into the trash.
Kale chips are tasty.
I don't mind it in certain dishes.

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Do you ever wear socks with sandals?
I do it frequently.
It's on my bucket list.
I would rather die.
I do around the house, but I would never do it in public.

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Do you believe in love at first sight?
Love takes a lot of work.
It's happened to me.
I keep hoping it's real.
I do not believe in such things.

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Which of these celebrities would you like to have lunch with?
Cardi B
Morgan Freeman
Emma Watson
Ozzy Osborne

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