Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What Animal Print You Are

By: Ian Fortey

Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What Animal Print You Are
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About This Quiz

It's kind of surprising how many patterns you have available if you're interested in such things, say for a new outfit or upholstery or even just on your wall. Do you like a tartan plaid? Some colorful polka dots? Gingham? There's so much to choose from. But when it comes to fun, is anything going ever to hope to top animal prints? Of course not. Animal prints are wild, literally.

When you need to show your wild side, is there any more appropriate way to do so than to use some animal print? And is there any more wild way to determine which one suits you best than by digging into your kinkier side? The answer is no, of course not. There's nothing wrong with having that kinky side. From mild to wild, if you're having fun and feeling good about yourself, then you are on the right track, and you should celebrate that.

So why not lock the door and dim the lights then dive right into our kinky quiz? Answer honestly about your likes and dislikes, your quirks and your kinks, and we'll match you up with the print that best signifies your nasty inner self.  We mean that in the nicest way possible.

How would you make the best use of some rope in the bedroom?
Restraints, swings, I guess it depends.
I might tie someone up.
I could get tied up.
We are talking woven rope, nylon rope, something leather, or what?

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Someone proposes a game of strip poker. How do you respond?
I'm all in.
Maybe. If I deal.
I might fold early.
It was probably my idea.

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Have you ever taken the opportunity to go skinny dipping?
I've tried once or twice.
At a pool when I knew who was going to be around
I kind of hate getting cold.
Happens more than you'd think.

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If you catch your partner watching porn, how do you react?
Join them
Pay close attention to what it is they're watching
Spy
Ask why they didn't call me in sooner

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What's the best way to make use of some whipped cream?
On me
On someone else
On dessert
On everything

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What's the most public place you've ever done something a little naughty?
A movie theater
A private club
The backyard
A party

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What's your opinion on one-night stands?
Yes, please!
With the right person, they can be fun.
I've had one or two.
Always a fun time

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If a stranger got ahold of your phone, would you be worried about any pictures they might find?
I have a few pictures I'd like to keep private.
Of course not. I have a password.
Yes, I would.
I have pictures but I don't know if I'm worried about people seeing them.

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If your partner brings up role playing, how do you respond?
Heck yeah!
As long as I run the show
I could get into that.
With or without costumes and props?

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Sexting is pretty popular these days; have you ever dabbled in it?
I am well versed.
I have a few friends for just that purpose.
Just a bit. It's not my thing.
Most of my texts are obscene.

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Rumor has it there are dirty pictures and videos on the internet. Have you ever gone looking for such things?
I have to clear my search history regularly.
I have a couple of favorite genres.
Of course, I'm not new here.
I've seen it all and then some.

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What's your overall opinion on handcuffs?
I have fuzzy ones!
I'm happy to use them on someone else.
Aren't those for cops?
I own more than one pair.

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If your partner started busting out the dirty talk, would you join in?
Of course!
No, they join me when I start.
I think I could do that.
I'd join and do a better job.

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Have you ever gone to a sex store to buy any toys for yourself?
I have a few fun items.
Once or twice
I shop online.
Quite a lot, actually

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What's the most number of times you've actually had sex in a single day?
A lot
When properly motivated, I can be very active.
A couple of times
Wow, was I supposed to count?

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If we were to ask you about hot wax, what would you have to say?
If my partner is into it, why not?
I'm happy to drip a little here and there.
I'm not a fan.
I have candles for a reason.

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Do you like someone to take control and be dominant in the bedroom?
Sometimes
That's my job.
I enjoy it.
That's a good way to start. Or finish. Or fill the middle.

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How easy would it be for you to make a list of your fetishes?
It could take a while.
Not too hard. I know what I like.
Pretty easy, I just have a few.
Not that easy, I don't know if I remember them all.

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What's the best room in the house for getting a little freaky?
Whatever room I'm in
I've had fun in the kitchen.
The bedroom
Just one room?

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Does hair pulling ever play a part in your sexy time fun?
It's happened before.
I'm happy to pull some hair.
It's not my favorite thing.
It's a regular thing.

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Has anyone ever successfully picked you up with a line at a bar?
Too many times
I don't go for lines.
Once or twice
It wasn't the line that did it.

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Has a third person ever managed to join in when you're having fun times?
I've had one or two threesomes.
I've invited others, yes.
Not yet
I love threesomes!

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You're supposed to get clean in the shower, but have you ever gotten dirty?
The shower, the tub, the pool, wherever.
When I choose to, sure.
It happens sometimes.
More often than not

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Everyone has different requirements for who they choose to get kinky with. Ever been with someone whose name you didn't know?
Yes, I have.
Some didn't know my name.
Never
There's a few whose names I can't remember.

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Have you ever found your way into some dirty pictures or videos?
You could say that.
I've filmed some people before.
I've taken a few photos, but not of my face.
I'm practically a movie star.

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Suppose the topic of spanking were to come up in the bedroom. How would you react?
Wouldn't be the first time.
I'm doing the spanking, of course.
I might try it.
Am I the spanker or the spankee?

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Do you feel that humiliation has any place in the bedroom?
If we're both into it
I do enjoy degrading others sometimes.
I like it sometimes.
Oh yes, that can be sexy.

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How do you kiss someone when you want them to know how you really feel about them?
I get that tongue going.
Passionate and sexy
Deep and sensual
It can seem like I'm trying to eat their face.

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Sometimes the mood strikes at inopportune times. Have you ever gotten sexy while other people were in the house?
Once or twice, on the down low
Of course
Just some friends in a different room
Yep, I've done it with family in the house.

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If a partner brings up something you're not sure about, what do you tell them?
I'll give it a chance.
I make it very clear what I want and what I don't.
I'd try to suggest something else.
Huh. Can't think of much I'm not sure about.

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