Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What High School Stereotype You Are

By: Khadija Leon

Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What High School Stereotype You Are
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About This Quiz

When you give yourself to someone, you give them the chance to learn a lot about you. Of course, the experience is fun, or it should be, but it's also a learning experience. And that's why we want to learn about you today. We're not attempting to touch you or anything of the sort- we wouldn't dare! We're going to get to know you by asking you questions about your sex life. We want you to tell us if you enjoy role-playing, if you like a bit of pain in the bedroom and just how adventurous you're known to get. 

When you're done answering our questions, we'll analyze your responses to try to figure out just which clique you were part of in high school. Will your answers tell us that you were part of the in-crowd and that you ruled the school? Will we find out that you loved making people laugh and tormenting the teachers during and after school? Will we find out that you were a nerd or that you were in another group?

The only way for us to guess is to ask you some kinky questions. Answer them for us and we'll tell you what you want to know. 

How would your partners describe you in bed?
Great
Meh
I don't know
There are no words to describe me in bed.

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Which of these animals is most like you in bed?
A horse
A rabbit
A cat
A lion

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Do you prefer the lights on or off?
Dimmed lights
Lights on
Candle lit
Lights off

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How adventurous are you in bed?
Very
I like to stick to what I know.
I'd try anything once.
Extremely

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how loud are you?
8
10
4
6

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Do you have a sensitive spot?
Yes, my neck
Yes, my ears
Yes, my belly
No

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With which of these items have you experimented?
Handcuffs
Hot wax
A vibrator
Other

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How often do you watch porn?
Every day
Once a week
That's none of your business.
A few times a month

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What do you wear to go to bed?
A large T-shirt
Nothing
Pajamas
Lingerie

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In which of these stores do you buy your sexy clothes?
Victoria's Secret
Savage by Rihanna
Other
Frederick's of Hollywood

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Do you enjoy being tied up?
No
It's not really my thing.
Sometimes
Yes

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Do you send and/or receive nudes?
Yes, all the time
No
I prefer to send them.
I prefer to receive​ them.

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Have you ever had a threesome?
Yes
No, and I don't want to.
No, but I would love to.
I've has a few.

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Which of these famous people do you want it to be with?
Rihanna
Adam Levine
Chris Hemsworth
Ruby Rose

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How far would you take it on a first date?
I'd make out with them.
It depends on how I feel.
Only a kiss on the cheeks
I don't mind going to third​ base.

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Do you tell your friends about your escapades?
They all know about me.
Only two of them
Only my best friend
No

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Have you ever done it in a public place?
I don't remember.
I plead the fifth.
No
Yes

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Which of these places excites you just thinking about doing it there?
A mall dressing room
An airplane bathroom
The movie theatre
The​ beach

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How likely are you to try sensory deprivation?
Unlikely
I'm not sure.
Very likely
Been there, done that

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Which of these words is your safe word?
Justin Bieber
Pineapple
Oklahoma
Beetlejuice

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Which of these items would put in your basement?
Whips
A swing
Ropes
Other

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Which of these positions do you enjoy most?
Doggy style
Lotus position
Reverse cowgirl
Butterfly position

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How do you feel about anal?
I love it.
No, no and no
I'm open to it.
I don't know.

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Would you ever record your bedroom behavior?
No thanks
I don't know.
As long as it is deleted afterward
I have an entire catalog​.

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What do you do when you are in the mood?
Use my imagination
Use my hands
Call a friend
Pull out my computer

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How many one night stands would you say you have had?
A few
I have no idea.
None
Fewer than 10

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Have you ever been caught by someone?
Yes, a parent
Yes, a partner
No
Yes, a friend

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Which of these books do you read when you need inspiration​?
Heat of Passion
Fifty Shades of Grey
Beautiful Stranger
Bared to You

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After doing the deed, what do you do?
Go home
Take a nap
Sleep over at the person's house
Cuddle for a few minutes

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Do you usually remember what you did the night before?
Not really
No
Yes, always
Yes, most times

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