Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What Kind of Car You Drive

By: Pierre Roustan

Answer These Kinky Questions and We'll Guess What Kind of Car You Drive
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About This Quiz

Everyone knows that the kind of car does make a difference in your dating life. Think about it. It's a fact that the kind of car you're actually in plays a role in just how far you'll get! Let's say you're of the classic American institution of the drive-in theater, or the lookout point, and you've taken your honey to that spot where the make-out sessions can commence; you're not going to go in a beat-up Subaru — you want a nice car. We're not talking a limo here as you'll still want something practical. A car you can take for a spin daily if you prefer. 

You might be a little vanilla, or not. You could be into handcuffs or not. Maybe you haven't even gotten to first base. You could be very familiar with the backseat or still prefer the bedroom. Either way, the point is we're willing to bet we can guess what kind of car you drive, and maybe we can guess why. 

Take a Sunday drive through the land of kinky questions. You may be surprised just how many miles you've gotten on your car (insert winky face). Are you game to find out if we'll hit the nail on the head?

What's your favorite tune to listen to while getting it on?
"Super Freak" by Rick James
"In the Air Tonight" by Phil Collins
"Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
"Drrty" by Christina Aguilera

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What would your car's stripper name be?
Herbie
Snatch
Don Juan
Buck

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Do you know how to drive a stick?
What's a stick, and why would you drive it?
As long as I get directions, yes.
It depends on how long it is.
I AM the stick. And I'm steely.

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What would be your favorite sexy feature in a vehicle?
Sunroofs
Rear-view cameras
Leather seats
Suspensions

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You'll probably not getting around to watching it, but what's your go to date movie?
National Lampoon's Vacation
Mission: Impossible
Anything James Bond
Fast and the Furious

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Which of these iconic vehicles would you get down in?
The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car
1961 Ferrari 250 GT California from "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
The DeLorean from "Back to the Future"
The Mystery Machine from "Scooby Doo"

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Considering cars, which superhero would you want to be and why?
Ghost Rider, because nothing beats the nasty on a big bike.
The Green Hornet, because "Black Beauty" is just so, well, cheesy and cool, and no one would suspect a thing.
Batman. Because of all his wonderful "toys."
Any one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles. I'm a hero in a half-shell in a big colorful van, and April's hot as hell.

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If you could roleplay as an Autobot, who would you be?
Bumblebee
Sideswipe
Jazz
Ironhide

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On a scale 1-10, how wild are you?
9
3
8
10

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Which of these motorcycles could you see riding with your honey?
Honda
Kawasaki
Ducati
Harley-Davidson

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Be honest: what was the first car you ever made out in?
Buick LeSabre. 1996.
1985 Plymouth Horizon.
My 2001 Volksagen Passat
Hot Rod Pontiac GTO

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Will you reveal your best sexual position?
Cowgirl
Missionary
Doggy style
"The Roaring Dragon"

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You like talking dirty, right? What's your favorite line you like to use?
"Oh, God, the cops are here. Faster."
"You drive the stick so well...."
"Jeebs, you must not watch."
"Unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh, unh!"

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What would you wear in your vehicle when considering sexual theater?
Ummm. Nothing.
I'd wear just a T-shirt, so that it looks like I'm fully clothed.
A tuxedo. The joy is in taking off the clothes in the back seat.
Anything, really. All of it just gets ripped off anyway!

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What's your ideal road trip with your boo?
To the beach
To a secluded campsite
To France
Anywhere that requires off-road

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Optimal number of riders in the vehicle?
One or two, max.
Starts off with one, and then pick up a second person.
As many as four or five, maybe?
We can have an orgy of six or seven, easy.

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How often do you have sex (not necessarily in your car)?
Once a week during the summer only. Maybe spring, too.
Only at night. Every night.
On weekends
Every day, every night, every afternoon

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Are you the type of person who loves hydraulics?
Only if I wanted to achieve orbit
Maybe out in the boondocks?
Low and slow, but not too bumpy.
Not really. I like to keep everything on the ground.

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Have you done it in the backseat?
Almost
I do not kiss and tell.
Of course
In the front

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Do you like drive-in movie theaters?
Definitely
It's all right for a little action.
A classy makeout session will occur
My game is practically made for drive-ins.

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How confident are you at your abilities?
80%
As a driver?
1000%
I get the job done.

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What road do you love to coast on?
Pacific Coast Highway
Highway 1
Route 69
Route 66

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Are you into BDSM?
A bit
Is that a car?
Totally
If they like it.

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Your date picks you up in a limo, what are you thinking?
So much space!
Ohhh fancy
Let's get it on.
I'm glad I shaved.

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What's in your glove compartment?
Nothing
A map
Champagne
Protection

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Do you incorporate toys in the bedroom (or backseat)?
Yes
Not really
Of course
I'll give anything a try.

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Would you rather have sex with the headlights on or off?
Don't want to wake the neighbors
Off
I prefer on.
Either's good.

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How long do you think foreplay should last?
10 minutes?
The whole day
Hours
A few minutes

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What do you enjoy doing after sex?
Sleeping
Cuddling
Driving them around town
Honking

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The best driving weather may be sun, but what's the best weather for sex?
Still sun
Rain
A clear night
Any weather

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You Got: