Answer These Morality Questions and We'll Guess What % Evil You Are

By: Elizabeth Lavis
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Answer These Morality Questions and We'll Guess What % Evil You Are
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About This Quiz

Most of us love to think that we're good people at heart. Maybe we adopted a pet, or buy groceries for our ailing neighbors when they can't leave the house. Whatever it is, we would all love to cash in on our gold star for being remarkable human beings — especially since we can brag about it on social media! 

The vast majority of us indeed have a dark side, whether it is turning the other way when we see something we know is wrong, sneaking a peek at our neighbor's paper in class, or slipping that cami into our purse in the dressing room. Come on; they won't miss it anyway! 

Unless you're a certified angel, you have a tiny bit of evil in your personality like the rest of us mere mortals. If you're up for discovering some tough and possibly squicky truths about the way that your mind works, this quiz was made for you. These 30 questions will challenge you on all things morality-related and give us a powerful composite about what makes you tick. Are you ready to find out if the angel on your right shoulder balances out the devil on your left? Let's get started!

Q5 Stealing
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When is stealing justified?
If you are stealing bread to feed your family, it's OK. Otherwise, it's totally wrong.
Whenever I can get away with it
If you really need something, and it doesn't belong to a friend, it's OK.
If there's no chance that I can get caught and nobody will get hurt, I'd do it.

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Q1 $50 bill
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If you saw someone drop a $50 bill on the street, what would you do?
I'd pick it up and wait to see if they realize that it's missing. If not, it's mine.
I'd pick it up, pocket it and walk in the other direction before they know it's missing.
I'd pick it up and chase them down the road until I caught them.
I'd pick it up and halfheartedly call down the street but not put too much effort into it.

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Q2 Crime
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What is the most serious crime you've ever committed?
None. I've never even gotten a traffic ticket.
Does it count if they haven't found the bodies yet?
I might have vandalized a few buildings in college.
I plead the fifth.

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Q3 Disney Character
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With what Disney character have you always felt a special kinship?
Ursula from "The Little Mermaid"
Mulan from "Mulan"
Buzz Lightyear from "Toy Story"
Maui from "Moana"

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Q4 Gossip
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What are your thoughts when it comes to gossiping about a close friend?
She probably does the same about me, so bring on the gossip!
I never gossip about anyone.
I might partake, depending on how juicy the story was.
I wouldn't gossip about a close friend, but acquaintances are a different story.

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Q6 Make Fun Of
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Is it ever OK to make fun of someone's appearance?
Sure! Looks are totally fair game.
Only if they're a really mean person
It depends on how well I know them
No way! Looks are out of bounds.

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Q7 Donate Kidney
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Would you ever donate a kidney to a stranger?
Maybe. What's in it for me?
Ha ha ha ha ha, no!
Absolutely
Only if I could post about it on social media

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Q8 Police
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Picture this scenario. You and a friend are running from the cops, and they catch her. Do you turn yourself in?
Absolutely not! It's not my fault that she can't run!
Nope, but I would commiserate with her afterward.
I'd never be in that situation.
It's possible, but it would depend on what we were doing and how much trouble I'd be in.

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Q9 Owed Money
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Have you ever flaked out on a friend to whom you owed money?
No way! What kind of person would do that?
If might have, but they weren't a really good friend in the first place.
It might have happened in the past.
I owe friends thousands of dollars! It's no biggie.

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Q10 Ghosted
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Have you ever ghosted in a romantic relationship?
Absolutely! Isn't that how people break up these days?
It has happened once or twice.
Never! That's flat-out cruel.
Only on people I met on Tinder because that hardly counts right?

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Q11 Elderly Crossing
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What are your thoughts on helping the elderly cross the street?
I go out of my way to help elderly people.
Why would I help anyone cross the street? They have legs too!
If I have time and am feeling generous, I'll help out.
Sure, I'll help but only if I can brag about it on Facebook.

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Q12 Military Special Forces
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You've been recruited for the elite military special forces and you can pick any position you want. Which do you choose?
Interrogator
Chaplin
Medic
Sniper

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Q13 Philosophy
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What best sums up your philosophy on life?
Do no harm.
The ends justify the means.
It is better to be feared than loved.
All is fair in love and war.

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Q14 Bullet
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Would you ever take a bullet for someone you loved?
No, that's just ridiculous.
Absolutely
Depends on my mood TBH
Only if it was to one of my arms or legs

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Q15 Dream Job
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If you had to pick your dream job, what would it be?
Supreme leader of the world
Savior of stray animals
Powerful wizard
Head of a hot new startup

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Q16 Lied
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Have you ever lied about something big?
I only lie if it's to save someone's feelings, so no.
I definitely lied to get out of trouble when I was a little kid.
I lie constantly about big and small things.
I only lie when I can directly benefit from it.

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Q17 Past Life
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Who were you in a past life?
Joan of Arc
Gandhi
Ghengis Khan
Catherine the Great

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Q18 Get What You Want
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What extreme measures would you take to get what you wanted?
I'd ask really nicely.
Anything and everything! I'm not afraid to burn it all down!
I'd do anything short of violence.
It depends on the situation, but I don't have a problem doing what it takes.

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Q19 Sillver Screen
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With which character from the silver screen do you identify most?
Voldemort from "Harry Potter"
Jordan Belfort from "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Buddy the elf from "Elf"
Woody from "Toy Story"

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Q20 Quality
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If you had to pick your best quality, what would it be?
Shrewdness
Loyalty
Determination
Perseverance

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Q21 Hideous
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Have you ever told a friend that she looked good in something that you thought was hideous?
Yes, but I've also tried to steer her towards better options.
Yes because why should I care how she looks
No, I believe honesty is the best policy.
Yes, she should be able to pick our her clothes by this point.

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Q22 Jealousy
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What quality do most people think is negative, but you know that it's secretly good?
Machiavellianism
Manipulation
Naivety
Jealousy

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Q23 Friend Describe
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If we asked your best friend, what would she say is your best quality?
Generosity
Biting humor
Persuasiveness
Hedonism

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Q24 Spirit Animal
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What would your spirit animal be?
Siberian tiger
Koala bear
River otter
Elephant

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Q25 Cheat On Test
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Have you ever cheated on a test?
Only if I knew that I could get away with it
No way! Cheating is totally wrong.
I've cheated from time to time.
I've cheated on every test that I've ever taken.

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Q26 More Important
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Are you more important than other people?
I'm equally as important as everyone else.
I'm more important than most people.
I'm more important than some people.
I am the most important person in the world.

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Q27 Intelligence
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Would you say you have above-average intelligence?
I would say that I'm in the top 10% of intelligent people.
I'm definitely above average.
I'm smarter than everyone I know.
I have average intelligence.

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Q28 Cheated
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Have you ever cheated on someone while in a serious relationship?
Heck, no!!
Yes, but only after we'd been fighting for a long time
Sure, but only when they did it first
Every chance I got

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Q29 Witness Crime
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If you saw a crime being committed, would you intervene?
Yes, I'd intervene in a second even if I might get hurt.
I would never intervene. It's none of my business.
I'd intervene if I could do so safely.
I'd intervene if I could get credit for it.

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Q30 Evil
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Do you consider yourself evil?
I am probably a little bit evil.
I'm as evil as anyone else.
I tend to be a little on the evil side; but so what?
I'm not evil at all. What are you talking about?

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