Answer These Questions and We’ll Give You a Useless Superpower!

By: Amanda Monell
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Oh, no! Someone's robbing the local bank! What do you do?
I cheer my teammates from afar.
I turn into a sheet of ice, hoping they'd slip.
I throw stuff at them.
I charge them.

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Aquaman has challenged you to an underwater race. How do you think you'd do?
I'd give him a run for his money.
I think it may be a tie.
I'd lose graciously.
I'd win.

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Get ready to flex your muscles. The Incredible Hulk has challenged you to a weight lifting contest. Who is going to win?
He is, by a lot.
I am.
I'd talk my way out of it.
It could be a tie.

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Help! A shark has been spotted near the beach. How do you handle this?
I pick it up and toss it far away.
I try to tell it to leave.
I freeze the area around the shark.
I punch it in the nose.

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A villain has made his new HQ in some frosty mountains. Are you going to be able to handle this trek?
Yes, because I have a unique method of transportation.
Sure, I love snowy days.
I'm going to be the person who stays home and guides the superheroes while I keep an eye on our HQ.
Sure, I may gripe a little about the cold, but I'll be able to handle it.

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The Super Friends have invited you to the Hall of Justice. Which area do you explore first?
Patio
Bedrooms
Garage
Gym

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Would you be able to go to a gala dressed as your alter ego?
I dress a little too casually for a gala.
If I am able to bring a date, sure.
Sure, I can blend in pretty easily.
Yes, and I may score a couple of dates.

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Which of these locations would you put your HQ?
Near a beach
In a clubhouse
At a school
At a bar

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Oh, no! You're walking home when you see a thug mugging an innocent on the street. What do you do?
I try to trip them.
I call the police.
I perform a citizen's arrest.
I tackle them.

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Batman has the Bat-Signal to tell him that the city needs him. Do you have a good relationship with the police?
I get along better with the military.
They probably haven't heard of me.
No, I've been arrested before.
They haven't complained about me.

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Many superheroes have sidekicks. Would you want one?
I have an entire team to help me.
No, I prefer to work alone.
Yes, a family member and I work together.
It depends on the mission.

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Everyone knows that superheroes have uniforms. What color do you want your uniform to be?
It depends on my mood.
Purple
Black
Orange

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What would best describe your archenemy?
They'd be someone who can adapt to all kinds of environments.
They'd see through illusions.
I'd have many different enemies.
They'd be really strong.

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Wonder Woman flies an invisible jet to get from one point to another. How do you get around?
I usually ride my motorcycle.
I'll drive my car.
I'll take several modes of transportation.
I drive a truck.

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The Avengers recruit you to go on a mission. Who are you looking forward to working with?
Thor
Iron Man
Captain America
The Incredible Hulk

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Deadpool has a belt with many pockets as a part of his uniform. What kind of gadget do you want to have?
I would rather have a weapon.
I want a utility belt.
I'd have something that shoots ball bearings so the enemies fall.
I would want an antigravity belt.

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Hawkgirl has her trusty mace to help her fight crime. Which of these weapons would you use?
Trident
Whip
Boomerang
Brass knuckles

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Oh, no! While fighting baddies, you managed to get yourself cornered. What do you do?
I try to jump over the group of baddies.
I surrender.
I dive out of the way.
I charge them.

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Batman has a mode of transportation for every type of environment. Which one of his vehicles would you want to test drive?
The Batboat
The Batcycle
The Batplane
The Batmobile

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Back in the day, the X-men wore blue and yellow bodysuits. What article of clothing do you regret wearing?
Spandex shorts
Lame shirt
Platform shoes
Flannel shirts

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In 1989, Prince's "Batdance" burned up the charts. Which one of these superhero songs would you add to your playlist?
"Superwoman" by Alicia Keyes
"Rely on Hawkeye" by Mandalay Victory
"Superman Tonight" by Bon Jovi
"Noone Loves the Hulk" by Roy Head and The Traits

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Which of the Defenders would you want to hang out with?
The Punisher
Luke Cage
Daredevil
Jessica Jones

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A superhero comes up to you and tells you that they want to dress up as you for Halloween! What profession would they want to dress up as to best describe you?
Zookeeper
Janitor
Athlete
Clown

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Oh, no! Thanos has all the infinity stones and is about to destroy us all! What do you do?
I run for the closest water source.
I have no idea.
I take cover in a building.
I shrink-hide somewhere and hope for the best.

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Ew! Some baddies are hiding in the sewers! Do you go down after them?
I think I'd do a great job in the sewer.
I don't know.
Not in this lifetime
I don't think I'd do any good down there.

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So your comic has taken a darker turn and now your friends are hunting you down. Where would you hide?
Somewhere abandoned
In plain sight
In a hotel
In a church

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If you had to become a super villain, who would you choose to mentor you?
The Killer Croc
Lex Luthor
Magneto
The Joker

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What superhero would be able to beat you single handed?
Aquaman
Anyone, really
Wolverine
The Incredible Hulk

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Most superheroes have a video game based off their adventures. What kind of game would yours be?
MMORPG
Word game
Match 3
First person shooter

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What piece of superhero merch would you buy?
Action figures of my favorite hero
A superhero costume
Toys
T-shirts

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