Answer These Random Questions and We'll Give You a Tarot Reading

By: Marie Hullett
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Give You a Tarot Reading
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About This Quiz

Tarot cards originated as early as the mid-15th century, when they were used across Europe represented by the likes of French tarot, Italian tarocchini and Austrian Königrufen. By the 18th century, fortune tellers used the cards for divination purposes. With divine wisdom and a few flips of the cards, one could learn about anything from their luck in love to the fate of their crops.

The first recorded fortune tellers to utilize tarot cards in their practice were French citizens Jean-Baptiste Alliette in 1783 and Mlle Marie-Anne Adelaide Lenormand in 1776. Lenormand was particularly successful, serving as a cartomancer for elite individuals like Napoleon and Empress Josephine. (One has to imagine that Lenormand pulled Strength, Devil and Suit of Sword cards for Napoleon again and again.) 

While many occult writers trace these traditions all the way back to Kabbalah and ancient Egypt, the supposition lacks the concrete historical documents to back it up. Of course, if you want to know the real truth about tarot's origins, you just might have to ask the cards. 

To find out what's in your cards, all you have to do is answer the following random questions. Afterward, you'll receive a scarily accurate tarot reading that will guide you through the weeks and months ahead. 


Sorry, but it's time to change careers. You're going to become a full-time Instagram influencer. What type will you be?
Motivational influencer
Health and fitness influencer
Fashion influencer
Travel influencer

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Time to head to the movie theater! Which type of film do you want to see?
Sci-fi
Horror
Drama
Comedy

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Everyone knows the snacks at the movie theater are overpriced. What would you like to sneak in instead?
Dried peaches
Pizza
Potato chips
Ice cream

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Whether you sound like Mariah Carey or a disgruntled cat, singing is a great way to let loose and have some fun. Where is your favorite place to belt out some tunes?
On stage
In the car
In the shower
I don't sing.

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We need your input on a fundamental question of our time. Which famous Chris is the best Chris?
Chris Pratt
Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pine
Chris Evans

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Ooh, there's a big box of donuts waiting for you on your desk. What kind do you hope is inside?
Vanilla rainbow sprinkles
Maple with bacon
Old-fashioned
Cinnamon twist

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Ah, and there's your go-to coffee choice waiting for you, too! What is it?
Macchiato
An americano
Soy latte
Caramel frappuccino

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It's healthy to pat yourself on the back now and then. So, what are you proud of?
My creative endeavors
My resilience
The money I've saved
My commitment to my values

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"So tell me what you want, you really really want." Which member of the Spice Girls are you, really?
Scary Spice
Sporty Spice
Baby Spice
Posh Spice

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You can only eat one type of fruit for the rest of your life. What will you pick?
Plums
Blackberries
Bananas
Apples

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You want to wear something amazing for a star-studded affair. What's the most important element of your getup?
Sequins
Pleather
Feathers
Spikes

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The parties in teen movies sometimes appear way more fun and glamorous than they are in real life, but they can otherwise be quite relatable. So, which high school movie do you most identify with?
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
"Clueless"
"Booksmart"
"10 Things I Hate About You"

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Time to show the world what you've got. So, which reality show competition would you like to compete in?
"Penn & Teller: Fool Us"
"The Amazing Race"
"Wipeout"
"America's Got Talent"

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Deep down, there's an Elton John song playing inside everyone's soul. Which one represents the true you?
"Rocket Man"
"Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
"Bennie & The Jets"
"Tiny Dancer"

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You have to dye your hair. I'm afraid you have no choice. What color will you choose?
Black
Platinum
Purple
Green

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Each person plays an important role in their social circle. What would your friends most likely dub you?
The funny one
The strong one
The responsible one
The smart one

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Have you heard? The Jonas Brothers are back together. Speaking of these pop stars, which one would you most like to accompany you on a weekend trip to Paris?
Kevin Jonas
Joe Jonas
Nick Jonas
No Jonas

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Imagine that your phone is ringing. It's an unknown caller. Do you answer it?
Yes, right away.
Depends on how I feel.
Who calls instead of texts?
No. If it's important, they'll leave a voicemail.

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This is so exciting. You get to have coffee with a Nobel Prize winner (living or dead)! Who will it be?
Bob Dylan
Marie Curie
Toni Morrison
Martin Luther King., Jr.

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It's hard not to be nostalgic about the past. Which '90s band do you wish was still together?
*NSYNC
Destiny's Child
The Verve
98 Degrees

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Wow. You've just been offered a lead in a top Broadway play! Which one do you hope it is?
"Wicked" by Stephen Schwartz
"The Lion King" by Roger Allers
"The Book of Mormon" by Matt Stone
"Hamilton" by Lin-Manuel Miranda

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Like it or not, you're going to pack up your belongings and move. Where will you go?
Prague, Czech Republic
Cape Town, South Africa
Barcelona, Spain
Lisbon, Portugal

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Unfortunately, you're going to be afflicted with one of these behaviors for the rest of your life. Which one will you pick?
Winking at people once every 30 seconds when you speak to them
Sneezing loudly every five minutes and announcing "God bless me!" afterward
Audibly saying really mean things about your loved ones in your sleep
Saying "Aw, can I have a hug?" to every service person after you purchase something, your arms outstretched

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Everyone has problems. How would you characterize the ones on your plate right now?
Career issues
Health concerns
Relationship problems
Existential crises

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You've just entered a fantastical land. Which magical creature would you like to lead you on your journey in this strange new world?
Unicorn
Dragon
Phoenix
Sphinx

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Now that you're in a magical land, you need magical powers. What kind do you want?
Invisibility
Super strength
Flight
Telekinesis

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A top designer is going to dress you for an upcoming gala! Who do you hope it is?
Valentino Garavani
Calvin Klein
Virgil Abloh
Christian Siriano

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Some foods are just better pickled. What type of pickled food do you like best?
Kimchi
Ginger
A regular pickle
Pepperoncini

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OK, it's time to pick a card, any card. What will it be?
King of Hearts
Jack of Diamonds
Ace of Clubs
Queen of Spades

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Let's take a moment to evaluate your emotional state right now. How are you feeling?
Anxious
Content
Irritated
Bored

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You Got:

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