Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess How Many Hearts You've Broken

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess How Many Hearts You've Broken
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About This Quiz

No matter how ugly or hard, there are some things in life that cannot be avoided. Breaking hearts is one of them! Sometimes things just don't work out, and we must be the one to break it off. The question is - how many hearts have you broken in your day? 

Instead of bombarding you with a bunch of painful questions about your past relationships and the things you expect in a partner, we have decided that your answers to random questions will reveal more information. As we make our way through this quiz, try to respond to our random question in the most honest way. By the time you've finished, we'll be able to accurately guess the number of hearts you've left on the mend. 

We like to believe that breaking someone's heart is not usually a calculated act, and we will not judge you based upon your number. Random questions will give us a little more insight to you as a whole person outside your relationships. Then, we'll use your information to figure out the number of hearts you have broken. 

Breaking up is never easy, but sometimes it is the only way. Once we see your random answers, we'll know how many times you've had to do the deed. Will we get it right?

Are you wearing pants?
I'm wearing a skirt.
I'm not wearing pants.
That's not your business.
I am wearing pants.

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Which animal is the cutest?
Rhino
Panda
Sloth
Lemur

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Which breakfast side is your favorite?
Hashbrowns
Sausage
Toast
Bacon

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins have you committed?
Envy
Wrath
Gluttony
Pride

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Which word describes your fingers?
Stubby
Long
Skinny
Round

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When do you shower?
I prefer baths.
I shower in the evening.
I shower in the morning.
I shower when I smell.

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How do you feel about pineapple on pizza?
It's gross.
It's awesome.
I've never tried it.
It's an abomination.

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Have you ever been to Japan?
I would love to go.
I have been to Japan.
I would prefer to go to Hawaii.
I don't like to travel that far.

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Which type of science is most interesting?
Botany
Geology
Neuroscience
Astronomy

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Which survival tool would you choose for a camping trip?
Firestarter
Machete
Duct tape
Satellite phone

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What is your favorite beach activity?
I like to build sandcastles.
I like to surf.
I like to swim.
I like to sunbathe.

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Do you kiss and tell?
I never kiss and tell.
I get excited and I blab.
I kiss and tell my friends.
It depends on the kiss.

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How should a steak be cooked?
Well done
Rare
Medium
I don't eat meat.

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Do you own a hammer?
I have a couple of them.
I think I do.
I have one.
I need to get a hammer.

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Does a bear go in the woods?
You'll have to ask a bear.
Of course, they do.
They use the public restrooms as campsites.
No one will ever know.

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Which famous artist catches your eye the most?
Van Gogh
Picasso
Rembrandt
Da Vinci

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Which US state is friendliest?
Georgia
Alaska
California
Ohio

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Which marine animal is most intimidating?
Great white shark
Killer whale
Jellyfish
Sting ray

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What was your last dream like?
Sweet
Scary
Steamy
Bizarre

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Are you a good team player?
It depends on the team.
I'm a great team player.
I'm a better solo act.
I'm a better leader.

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What kind of vehicle do you drive?
Economy car
Truck/Van
SUV
I don't drive.

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What kind of beer do you like most?
Lager
Ale
Stout
I don't drink beer.

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Which cartoon character are you most like?
Brian Griffin
Lisa Simpson
Jessica Rabbit
Mickey Mouse

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Which critter is scariest?
Snake
Raccoon
Cockroach
Spider

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Which flower is most beautiful?
Tulip
Pansy
Peony
Rose

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What percent high maintenance are you?
35%
50%
98%
75%

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Can you change your own oil?
I've never tried it.
I do it all the time.
I prefer to pay the professionals.
I have a friend who does it.

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Which birthday so you think is most important?
18
30
21
50

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Which network do you watch most often?
History Channel
Discovery
A&E
CBS

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Do you follow politics?
I avoid politics.
I follow certain issues.
I love politics.
I watch the news sometimes.

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