Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess If You're a Good or Bad Driver

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess If You're a Good or Bad Driver
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About This Quiz

Randomly speaking, most drivers on the road could be considered good drivers. To back up our claim, we've developed this quiz to see if we're right. After you answer enough of our extremely random questions, we are certain that we'll be able to tell where you stand in the eyes of the law. 

We could ask you a bunch of questions taken from any driving test, or we could ask you about the way you act when you are behind the wheel. However, we feel that the best way to get a truthful sense of who you are on the open road is to see how you respond to some of the most random questions we can come up with. Seeing how you react is a very telling way to see how you handle yourself behind the wheel! 

Your passengers might wish you were their chauffeur, or they might hope they never have to get in a car with you again. Either way, we are going to find out for ourselves without having the firsthand experience. Once you've crossed our finish line, you'll know once and for all what you're like when you pilot a car. Are you brave enough to find out, or would you rather drive blissfully onward? 

Do you watch a lot of serial killer documentaries?
They are too grim for me.
I have seen all of them.
I watch them once in a while.
I should watch one later!

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Can you drop and give us 20 pushups?
No problem!
I'll pass on the opportunity.
I could do a few pushups.
I could do a lot more than 20.

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Which automaker makes the sleekest looking vehicles?
Mercedes
Jeep
Chevrolet
Fiat

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Do you like cherry pie or strawberry pie more?
I like apple pie most of all.
I prefer cherry pie.
Strawberry pie is my jam.
I'm partial to cakes.

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Which American state sounds like the better place to live?
California
New York
Utah
Texas

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If you had a pet mouse, which name would you choose for it?
Squeaky
Rosie
Mickey
Cheesemaster General

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Do you have a good poker face?
I don't play poker.
You'll never tell what I'm thinking.
My face says it all.
It's as good as Lady Gaga's.

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Which kind of underwear do you prefer to wear?
That's a little personal!
Bikini
Brief
I prefer to go commando.

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What do you have in common with a bullfrog?
I also have webbed feet.
I do like to hop.
I have a deep croak in the mornings.
I eat flies sometimes, too.

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Are you able to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time?
Why on Earth would I do that?
Hold on – I'm going to try it.
Sadly, I cannot.
Yes. It makes me the life of any party.

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Would you rather dye your hair black or shave your head?
I have committed both hair crimes.
I shave my head a lot.
I would rather try the black.
It grows back.

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Which branch of the military do you respect most?
Navy
Air Force
Marines
Army

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Do you prefer showers or baths?
It depends on the time of day.
I like them both.
I prefer showers.
Bubble baths are the only way to get clean.

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If you could spend a year in Europe, which country would you choose?
Italy
Finland
England
France

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Would you make a better rock star or actor?
I'm already a rock star.
I'm not interested in either occupation.
I would make a better thespian.
I would prefer to be a producer.

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Which apex predator is your temper most like?
Crocodile
Polar bear
Lion
Great white shark

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How would you rate your skills in the kitchen?
Microwave champion
Professional chef
Home cook
Takeout royalty

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What do you think house cats dream about?
Balls of yarn
World domination
Going fishing
Using toilet paper instead of their tongues

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How do you feel after watching the news?
Uplifted
Informed
Doomed
Warm and fuzzy

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Which of these winter accessories is your favorite?
Mittens
Beanies
Scarves
Boots

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What kind of heart would your friends say you have?
Sweet
Kind
Black
Twisted

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Which of these shows could you binge watch?
"The Walking Dead"
"Making a Murder"
"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
"Family Guy"

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What kind of student were you in high school?
Athletic
Popular
Quiet
Advanced

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Are you a fan of Brussels sprouts?
They are tiny balls of hate.
I love them!
It depends on how they are cooked.
They taste like old socks.

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Do you have a bigger brain or a bigger heart?
Anatomically, my brain is bigger.
My heart is much bigger.
I am really smart.
They are both reasonably sized.

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Would you enjoy working as a police officer?
I don't have the temperament for it.
I wouldn't mind trying it.
I do work in law enforcement.
I'm better suited for healthcare.

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What kind of pet parent would you be?
I'm an awesome dog parent.
It depends on the pet.
I am not there yet.
I would be a wonderful pet parent.

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If you stubbed your toe, how would you react?
I would curse.
I would keep moving.
I would howl with pain.
I would demand to be taken to surgery.

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Do you sample the grapes at the supermarket?
I do!
I prefer the hot samples.
I do not like grapes.
No, it's stealing.

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Which kind of sunglasses suit your face best?
Cat's eye
Round
Shield
Biker goggle

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