Answer These Random Questions and We’ll Guess If You’re Religious or Not

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Answer These Random Questions and We’ll Guess If You’re Religious or Not
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About This Quiz

Whether you are the most devoutly religious person in your neighborhood or you do not believe in religion at all, we'll be able to tell by the time you answer these random questions. With an infinite number of religions around the world, it will be impossible to tell which, if any of them you practice. However, the way you respond will tell us all we need to know about your feelings on the subject. 

You don't need to be religious to practice the golden rules, just like you don't need to be uptight to be religious. We could ask you a series of questions about your beliefs, but we think that seeing the way you react to questions you might not have expected will be more telling than pointed questions. At least, we'll be able to figure out if you are religious or not. 

Before you begin, take a moment to center yourself and to align yourself with your deepest beliefs. We might not ask you about them during this quiz, but we will pick up on your religious leanings. Will we be able to figure you out, or will need to adjust our line of thinking? Only you'll know for sure! 


Do you watch the morning news or the evening new more often?
I never watch the news.
I catch a few minutes before work sometimes.
I always watch the evening news.
I watch both the morning and evening news.

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Which of these jobs do you think is the toughest?
Teacher
Sanitation worker
Sex worker
Economist

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Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
Been there, done that.
Why would I need to do that?
I get the letters all confused.
I'm trying it right now.

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Do you drink the recommended amount of water every day?
I'm not sure how much I'm supposed to drink.
I drink more than the recommended amount.
I never drink enough water.
I try my best to get 8 cups a day in.

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Would you rather drive a pickup truck, an economy car or a sports car?
I'm not that fussy about cars.
I would rather drive a sports car.
Pickup trucks are more my style.
I prefer to drive a car with great gas mileage that's good for the earth.

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What is the most expensive thing you've ever purchased for yourself?
A house
A car
Jewelry
My education

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If you lived on a farm, what would you prefer to grow?
Hemp
Tomatoes
Potatoes
Corn

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Which type of bread makes the best sandwiches?
Wheat
Rye
White
I like eating wraps a lot more.

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Can you remember what your last dream was like?
It was a little scary.
My last dream was romantic.
I don't remember many of my dreams.
My last dream was of the bizarre variety.

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Are you better at playing card games or board games?
I'm much better with video games.
I have a mean poker face.
I'm really good with things like Monopoly.
Go Fish is my sort of card game.

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Do you tend to see issues in black and white?
Nothing is black and white.
I tend to see things surrounded by white light.
There is a big gray area most of the time.
I used to, but more and more things seem gray.

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How do you really feel about your coworkers?
My coworkers are total dorks.
Most of my coworkers are cool.
They are amazing people.
A few of them are really sketchy.

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Which dog breed has the cutest face?
Border collie
Pug
German shepherd
Golden Retriever

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What is your favorite thing to do while you're at the beach?
I like to build sandcastles.
Surfing is my favorite thing.
Sunbathing is good for the soul.
I like to reel in the big fish.

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If you could have a superpower, which one would you want?
Flying looks like fun.
X-ray vision could come in handy.
I could use some superhuman strength.
Being invisible could serve a few purposes.

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How often do you shop for new clothing?
I'm always checking out the clearance racks.
I shop for clothing on a seasonal basis.
I shop for clothes around school time.
I rarely ever shop for new clothing, but I love thrift stores.

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If we asked your best friend to describe your heart, what would they say?
I have a generous heart.
They would say that I'm soft-hearted.
They might say that I'm cold-hearted.
They would say I have a sweet heart.

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Which of these nocturnal animals could be your spirit twin?
Bat
Oppossum
Owl
Cougar

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Are you more artistic or athletic?
I'm a good mix of the two.
I'm more of an artist than an athlete.
I'm not really artistic or athletic.
I'm far more athletic than I am artistic.

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What is the last thing you do before you go to sleep?
I turn off the television.
I always take a shower.
I triple check my alarm.
I wish good things for everyone I know.

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Would anyone say that you are superstitious?
I say it all the time.
No one really knows how superstitious I am.
I don't believe in that kind of stuff.
I think everything is a little superstitious.

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Which of these mythical creatures would you like to see in person?
Chimera
Gnome
Leprechaun
Unicorn

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Do you always make a friendly first impression?
I do my best to be friendly.
I think I always seem awkward at first.
I tend to come off as a little shy.
Let's me up, and you can tell me.

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Where would you most like to go on a date?
Mountain climbing
Chuck E. Cheese
Spa resort
Escape room

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Which of these words do you find most inspiring?
Success
Courage
Family
Faith

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Are you more gifted in the kitchen or the office?
I've never had complaints about my cooking.
I'm more gifted at driving than either.
I'm far more talented around the office.
I'm better in the garage.

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Which decade has had the most influence over your style?
'80s
'60s
'70s
'00s

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What kind of student were you in middle school?
Studious
Shy
Creative
Popular

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Have you ever skipped work for no reason?
Everyone needs a mental health day.
I wouldn't dream of it.
I only take days off for important reasons.
I'm sure I did when I was younger.

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Red licorice or black licorice--which tastes better?
Black licorice is much better.
I really like them both.
I prefer the red licorice.
I do not like licorice at all!

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