Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Who You'll Be in the Future

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Who You'll Be in the Future
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About This Quiz

Have you been feeling listless lately? Like maybe there's a future out there that you should be pursuing instead of what you are doing now? Because we know how you feel, we have created a random wheel of destiny that will tell you where you are headed. All you have to do is respond like your life depends on it! 

While we could ask you a bunch of questions about your intentions, your experiences and your hopes for tomorrow, we think it's better to see how you respond to questions you were probably not expecting to be asked. Like most everything in life, we learn the most about ourselves when we are put in unfamiliar situations. Seeing the way you choose to answer will say just as much about you as the answers you have chosen. 

Before you begin, put your life out of your head. You want a clear path to your third eye so that we can see where you're going. Read each question as if you were being interviewed by your guardian angel, and we'll interpret the things you tell us. Will you end up being the person you think you'll end up being, or will you have a lot of soul searching to do?

What is the last thing you put in your mouth?
My fingers
Food
A drink
My pencil/pen

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Which of your toes is the longest?
My big toe
They are all the same length.
My middle toe
My pinky toe

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Can you drop and give us 20?
20 what?
I can do a few pushups.
I can do a lot more than 20.
I'm a little busy right now.

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How do you feel after watching the evening news?
Informed
Hopeful
Doomed
I avoid watching the news.

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If you went to a meeting with mismatched shoes, how would you handle it?
I would quickly hide them under the table.
I would make a joke out of it.
I would excuse myself and go home to change.
I would leave and never come back again.

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What do you have in common with a clown?
I have big feet.
Allergies are making my nose red.
I have an awesome sense of humor.
My life is a circus, too.

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Which of the Seven Dwarfs are you like in the morning?
Dopey
Sleepy
Sneezy
Doc

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Do you check your horoscope at least once a day?
I never check my horoscope.
I check it once in a while.
I check it every day.
I check it when I want an answer.

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Which of these animals could be your spirit animal?
Zebra
Great White shark
Sloth
Elephant

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If you could spend a year in Europe, which country would you choose?
Italy
Germany
Norway
Malta

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Are you currently wearing a hat?
That's my business.
I am not wearing a hat.
No, but I'm wearing a bandana or a hair bow.
I am wearing a hat!

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Which of your traits out rules all the others?
Intelligence
Compassion
Thoroughness
Sense of humor

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How would your best friend describe your dancing skills?
Rude
Comical
Slick
Jerky

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Which spa service would you like to have right now?
Facial
Pedicure
Massage
Detox bath

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If you could have one superhero power, which one would you want?
The power of flight
Mind reading
Invisibility
Super strength

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Why do you think dogs are better than cats?
Cats are far better than dogs.
Dogs can show their emotions.
I think they are equally great.
I think hamsters are better than both of them.

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Which item would you order at an Italian restaurant?
Gnocchi
Lasagna
Pasta Carbonara
Antipasto salad

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What sort of pictures do you post on social media the most?
Pet pictures
Memes
Selfies
Family photos

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How would you react to seeing your favorite team lose the playoffs?
I would riot.
It happens.
I'm sure I would cry.
I don't watch a lot of sports.

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What kind of cookies taste the best?
Snickerdoodles
Oatmeal raisin
Chocolate chip
Peanut butter

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Which gemstone do you feel most compelled to touch?
Sapphire
Emerald
Diamond
Opal

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What is the most important thing to teach children?
Do not lick the windows!
No biting allowed!
Get a job as soon as possible!
Silence is golden.

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What is your favorite part of an amusement park?
I like the arcade.
Rollercoasters are the best!
The food stands are always good.
I like the water park part most.

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If you were a storm, which kind of storm would you be?
Tornado
Hurricane
Blizzard
Electrical storm

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Do you snore when you sleep?
I don't know—I'm asleep!
I have been told that I do.
I do not snore.
I wake the neighbors sometimes.

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What kind of student were you in high school English class?
Bored
Whiz kid
Class clown
Absent

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How do you sound when you sing karaoke?
I sound like a diva.
I don't do karaoke.
My friends break out the earplugs.
I'm better than most.

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What is your favorite way to eat an oyster?
Gross!
I think they are best when they are raw.
Fried is the only way to go.
I prefer them in a stew.

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How much of a procrastinator are you?
I try not to procrastinate.
I'll tell you later.
I'm procrastinating right now.
I never procrastinate.

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What type of bread makes the best sandwiches?
Ciabatta
Wheat
Rye
White

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