Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite College Football Team

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Answer These Random Questions and We'll Guess Your Favorite College Football Team
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About This Quiz

The NFL has some exciting moments, but college ball is full of heart! From Clemson to Auburn, college football players are all playing for their futures rather than a paycheck. After you answer the random questions on this quiz, we'll match your team spirit up with the team you love the most! 

You might not think a bunch of random answers could ever tell us which college football team you love most. However, there's more that goes into loving a team than telling us the ins and outs of it. It takes a certain kind of fan to like Notre Dame, Michigan or Georgia Tech. The way you answer will give us a little insight into the type of fan you are; then we'll be able to figure out which team you can't help but love. 

You don't need to be an alum to love a certain college team. College football is so exciting and so action-packed that any fan of football can appreciate the effort that goes into every play. Pretend you're on the gridiron and you're trying to catch the right answer when we throw you the ball. Eventually, your favorite team will be clear! 

Will we get it right, or will we need to go back to school?

If someone offered you $1,000, would you eat a peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich?
Hand it over!
I would do it for free.
I wouldn't be able to get it down.
I'll pass, but thanks for the offer.

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What do you think you have in common with a housecat?
I like to groom in public.
Naps are my favorite thing, too.
I am also a master of avoidance.
I enjoy pushing things off of tables.

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Are you able to hold your breath and count to 100?
Why would I do that?
Can I count by tens?
I can go to 1,000.
Hold on — let's find out!

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Close your eyes and see yourself driving a sports car. Which one are you in?
Chevrolet Corvette
Porsche 911
Ford Mustang
Mazda MX-5

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Fill up a plate! Which food do you double?
Mashed potatoes
Collard greens
Mac and cheese
Deep fried mushrooms

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Which item would you never forget to take to the beach?
Umbrella
Towels
Sunscreen
Cash

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You're getting a puppy! Which name would you choose for it?
Archibald
Winnie
Fancy
Bob

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Your home's AC has broken. How do you stay cool?
I would take off my clothes.
I would stick my head in the refrigerator.
It would be time to call a repairperson.
I would check into a hotel.

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Out of these virtues, which one impresses you on the football field?
Honor
Courage
Loyalty
Fairness

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Which of these "Star Trek" characters are you most like?
Geordi La Forge
Counselor Deanna Troi
Captain Kirk
Worf

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If you were going to a tailgate party, what would you bring to share?
Soda
Chairs
Hot dogs
Team pride

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Look in your toolbox! Which tool is most important?
Level
Hammer
Wrench
Screwdriver

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When you're stuck at a long red light, how do you pass the time?
I look for a chance to go.
I sing along with the radio.
I try to race the driver next to me.
I catch up on my hands-free voicemails.

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Would you prefer to wear pink or black nail polish?
I am not wearing nail polish.
I would rather wear yellow.
I think I'll take the pink.
Black works for me.

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You've won a shopping spree at your favorite store. What kind of store is it?
Sporting goods
Grocery store
Home improvement store
Mall store

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If we asked your last ex, how would they describe your heart?
Sweet
Black
Guarded
Soft

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You're getting ready to go out with friends. Where are you most likely going?
To watch the game
Dinner
Dancing
Shopping

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Which of these soccer players do you admire most?
Pele
David Beckham
Mia Hamm
I don't know anything about soccer.

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Are you more like Ariel or Ursula from "The Little Mermaid" in the mornings?
I'm more like King Triton.
I'm a lot like Ursula.
I'm more like Flounder.
I'm totally Ariel.

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Which of these words best describes the last drink you took?
Hot
Spicy
Cold
Fizzy

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If you joined the military, which branch would it be?
Navy
Marines
Air Force
Army

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Out of these common pet peeves, which one makes you craziest?
Chewing with an open mouth
Driving slowly in the fast lane
Using exclamation points at the end of every sentence
Always being late

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What does your handwriting look like when you sign a contract?
Sloppy
Official
Tidy
Creative

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If you had to choose a sandwich to represent you, which one would it be?
Reuben
Monte Cristo
Ham and Swiss
Eggplant bacon

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What is your very favorite thing to do when it snows?
Stay indoors
Go skiing
Build snowmen
Make cocoa

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Can you touch your tongue to the end of your nose?
Let me try it!
I cannot.
I can touch my eyes.
I can barely touch my nose.

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How do you react when someone starts a conversation in the grocery store line?
I usually engage.
I pretend to get a phone call.
I act like I don't hear them.
I answer pleasantly.

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Where do you usually get your news?
Social media
Television
Newspaper
Talk radio

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What do you think is the best part of being a police officer?
Fighting crime
Impressing kids
Sirens
Coffee

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Do you prefer Spider-Man, Iron Man or Thanos?
Thanos
Superman
Spider-Man
Iron Man

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