Answer These Relationship Questions and We'll Guess What Animal Guards Your Soul

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Answer These Relationship Questions and We'll Guess What Animal Guards Your Soul
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About This Quiz

The thing about getting into a relationship with someone is that you're really opening yourself up to another person. You're letting them in to become a part of your world and your life and in turn, becoming a part of theirs. Some people call it bonding or merging of souls. Two people are becoming one in that cheesy and poetic sort of way. That is, if all goes as planned, anyway.

And sure, every relationship has its ups and downs, and not all of them work out the way you want them to, but some do. And those can tell you a lot about the people in them. We can figure out your likes and dislikes, your hopes and dreams, your personality, and your real inner soul. And part of that journey, part of that understanding of who you really are includes finding out just what animal is there guarding your soul against harm.

If you feel any affinity for animals and a connection with nature, maybe you want to know what that animal is in there protecting you. All you need to do is answer a few questions about your relationship, and we'll tell you. Just take the quiz and see!

If we're going to learn about your relationship, let's start on the ground floor. How long have you been in a relationship?
Seems like forever
It's been a few years.
Long enough!
Not very long at all

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Compare this relationship to the ones you've had in the past. How is it different?
This one is stronger.
This one makes me happier.
This one seems more intense.
I've never really had a relationship like this before.

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How many relationships have you had that you'd consider serious?
Enough
Just a couple
This is the first one.
I'm not really sure.

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Have you specifically ever ended a relationship with someone else? Which is to say did you dump someone?
Yeah, I've been the dumper.
I have before but it was pretty awkward.
Not yet, but I'd rather dump than be dumped.
Nope!

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On the flip side has anyone ever dumped you?
A couple of times
Once and it sucked
Never!
Yeah, I guess so.

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Is kissing someone else the same as cheating?
Well, it's not not cheating.
I think so.
I guess it depends on the situation.
No

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How do you think you'd handle it if you found out your partner was cheating on you?
I'd be enraged.
I'd be crushed.
I'd drop them like a bad habit.
I'm not sure. We'd have to talk about it.

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Any chance you'd ever cheat on a partner?
I have in the past.
No chance at all
Anything's possible.
I doubt it.

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Would you ever consider being in an open relationship where you're both OK being with other people sometimes?
Nope
I don't think I could handle that.
Maybe
That sounds like it could work.

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Can you have a long, stable relationship without getting married?
No
Why wouldn't you get married?
I don't think marriage is necessary.
Sure!

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Would you ever go to couples counseling to work out relationship issues?
I can work out my own issues.
As a last resort
Maybe?
If we needed to, why not?

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How do you split up who does the chores in a relationship if you need to do something like housework?
We both have our own things that we handle.
50/50 split!
You make the mess you clean the mess.
Never had to split chores yet but I guess it'd just be shared work.

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Brace yourself for this one. Would you ever share a toothbrush?
That's not right.
Nooooooo!
I guess if there was only one handy and I cleaned it first.
Sure, why not?

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Is it ever cool to use the other person's shampoo and body wash without asking?
Would you even want to?
You should probably check first.
It's just soap, who cares?
It's all the same stuff.

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Would you ever share a razor?
You really should have your own grooming tools.
Stop asking gross questions.
You just need to clean it, and it's fine.
Of course!

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How many times a week do you think is good to go out together when you're in a relationship?
As often as you can
At least once
Depends on where you might go
Who can say?

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Think back a ways for this one. What was your very first "real" date ever like?
Kind of awful
Pretty standard stuff
Forgettable
I don't even know if I've been on a real date.

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Is it important that your family likes the person you're in a relationship with?
I'd like them to but if they don't, then whatever.
Very important
Not really
I'm not sure.

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What happens if you don't like your partner's family?
I'll avoid them.
Maybe I just need to get to know them better.
Meh, that's life.
I guess we'd have to talk about it and see what happens.

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Everyone has disagreements. What's something you find yourself arguing a lot about in your relationship?
Money
Spending time with friends
Messes around the house
What to watch on TV

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If you're hungry and your partner says they don't care what you order for dinner, what does that mean?
Whatever I choose will be wrong.
We're not eating for a while.
I can order whatever I want.
That they don't care?

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How do you handle it when your partner says they're fine in a way that clearly means they're not fine?
Just leave and give them time.
Take them at their word for now.
Ask them what's bothering them.
Flee

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When you do get into an argument with your partner, how does it usually play out?
Loud and volatile
Depending on why we're arguing, it could be intense.
We try to calm and respectful.
We haven't really had a significant argument before.

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What's a good date night once you're in an established relationship?
Dinner and a movie
Game night with friends
An amusement park
Ballroom dance lessons

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What's a bad date night once you're in an established relationship?
Having their friends over to watch a movie
Pizza and Netflix
Dinner with their parents
Fast food

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How important is it for your partner to be spontaneous?
Not very
It couldn't hurt.
It keeps things fun.
Super important

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Do you think it's important to do things together like cooking?
Only if it's something you both like
Not always
Maybe not important but fun
Sure!

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Any chance you'd ever wear matching outfits?
No, thanks
Maybe on Halloween
Man, I hope not.
That would be hilarious.

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Do you get along well with your partner's friends?
Pretty well
We have the same friends.
It could be better.
I dislike some of their friends.

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All things considered, do you prefer being single?
Nothing beats a good relationship.
Not at all
Kind of
Sometimes yes, sometimes no

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