Answer These Texts From Your Dog and We'll Guess How Old You Are

Emily Maggrett

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About This Quiz

Are you obsessed with your dog? Or at least obsessed with other people's dogs? Sorry not sorry, but if you don't love dogs, are you even alive in 2019? The fact is, people worship their puppers now more than ever, so much so that you probably would text them day and night if you could. The good news is that, unlike that one dude from Tinder, your loyal dogs would DEFINITELY text you back. But what would they say? That's what this quiz is all about!

After doing extensive scientific research with REAL DOGS, including an adorbs Pomeranian, a very good pit bull and a pure-AF golden retriever, we've come up with some genuine dog texts for you to react to. You're gonna have to tell us what you'd do if your dog texted you "Be honest: Am I more Scooby-Doo or Odie?" and "Excuse me, but are u trying to be ALONE in the BATHROOM? Who do u think you are, the Queen of England?"

Look, none of your friends are around to judge you. So why not take an insane quiz about what would happen if your dog had the ability to blow up your phone? You know you want to. So let's play! 🐕🐩🐶

Good morning. I made up a song for u. It goes like this: Bork, bork, bork bork BORK bork bork! Do u like it or do u love it? 🌟

Hey there, gorgeous. 😏 Wanna grab some toilet water together later?

Why did u change our morning routine? 😭😭😭😭

Walkies? Walk? Walkies? How bout a walk, bb? πŸ•πŸ˜ƒ

Class is cancelled and will now take place on ur couch at ur house. Please report to ur adorable dog at ur earliest convenience. Is this understood?

So, random question ... Did u actually like those Jimmy Choo boots?

I have some important borks for u! Can we FaceTime?

Sorry not sorry but the mailman is kinda maybe bleeding? What should I do?

I know ur SO BUSY but u haven't petted me in a WHILE. So ... what are u doing tonight? I'm free Saturday. And Sunday. Also willing to take pets before and after work on Monday? What works for u???

Have u ever tried to answer important emails and pet ur dog at the same time? Wanna try it? 😜

We should go here someday! [Inserts photo of butcher.] What do you u think?

Whoa, where are u going with those dirty clothes, sir?

I'm soooo wasted ... on belly rubs! Can we keep this party going all night? πŸŽ‰

OMG! I'm so sorry, I thought I remembered not to chew up the couch again but I forgot. Can u forgive me?

Be honest: Am I more Scooby-Doo or Odie?


Heyyyyy. How've u been, gurl? Wanna dig up the garden together? 🌻

Excuse me, but are u trying to be ALONE in the BATHROOM? Who do u think you are, the Queen of England? πŸ‘‘

Remember that time u gave me an entire can of Alpo by accident? Hope you're well!

U. Me. Nappin' in a pile. U in? 😘


Can I ask u something? πŸ₯“πŸ—

Sure, yesss, me and that trainer should definitely meet up soon. Can u set it up & text me the deets later?

So what's up with ur friend with the truck? His name's Jon, right? Not to be weird but does he have a dog currently?

I know u hate it when I beg for scraps at the table but what if we just tried it for 15 min? Maybe u will change your mind? πŸ‘…

So are u, like, married to this leash thing?

Let's stay in tonight. And every night. U in? πŸ₯°

Bork, bork. Wanna watch "Air Bud" later? πŸ•πŸ€πŸ™Œ

I know u just left for work but how ARE u? Wut up? When are u coming back???

Saved u half a leftover pig's ear. U up?

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