Answer These "Would You Rather" Questions and We'll Guess Where You Fall on the Scale From Vanilla to Kinky!

Teresa McGlothlin

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About This Quiz

Whether your every thought is a kinky one or you are as pure as freshly fallen snow, we won't pass judgment here. In fact, we are curious to find out where your mind falls on the scale from vanilla to kinky. All you have to do to satisfy our curiosity is play along with our game of "Would You Rather."

As we work out way through this game, we will present you with 30 different scenarios. Your job is to choose the response you are most likely to do. While you might like any of our choices, knowing which one you are more likely to do will help us figure out just how dirty your mind really is. 

It doesn't matter if you are a deviant or a nun. The things that go on in your mind can be quite different than your actions. We promise that the things you reveal during this game of "Would You Rather" will never leave our lips. Even if your result reveals that you are kinkier than the kinkiest of kink lovers, your secret is safe with us. 

Tell us what you would rather do, and we'll tell you where you fall on the scale of kinky to vanilla. Will you land where you think you will?

Would you rather have police issue handcuffs or have fuzzy handcuffs in your bedroom drawer?

Would you rather have a one-night stand or a friend with benefits?

Would you rather go to a strip club or a nude beach?

Would you rather kiss your boss or quit your job?

Would you rather have a steamy dream about your best friend or a nightmare?

Would you rather dress like a sexy nurse or like a vampire?

Would you rather make out at the movies or in the back of a car?

Would you rather go on a blind date or be single for five years?

Would you rather marry a stranger or live alone forever?

Would you rather wear sexy lingerie or sleep nude?

Would you rather date an introvert or an extrovert?

Would you rather go dancing or to a concert on a date?

Would you rather meet someone on a dating site or let your friends hook you up?

Would you rather get busy on a first date or wait a while?

Would you rather fall in love at first sight or get to know someone?

Would you rather watch a porn film or watch a Disney film?

Would you rather be blindfolded or turn the lights off?

Would you rather date an artist or a banker?

Would you rather wear fishnets or panty hose?

Would you rather have your body painted or have hot wax poured on you?

Would you rather date Beyonce or Justin Bieber?

Would you rather have a snack or a nap after bedroom time?

Would you rather have one faithful partner or many partners to choose from?

Would you rather video chat or talk on the phone?

Would you rather be covered in glitter or oil?

Would you rather have morning or evening relations?

Would you rather have a loud partner or a quiet partner?

Would you prefer to live alone or live with others?

Would you rather be dominant or submissive?

Would you rather take whipped cream or chocolate sauce to the bedroom?

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