Are You a Bear, Seal or Otter?
By: Ian Fortey
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About This Quiz
There aren't a ton of aquatic mammals in the world but there are definitely a few fun semi-aquatic ones - those burly beasts that are as at home splashing about in the surf as they are just lounging in the sun for a while. It's that kind of duality that really makes them interesting. They're not bound to one environment or the other like so many animals are. They walk or swim in two worlds and it always seems like they're having a lot of fun doing it. Seals, otters, and bears are three creatures that make it seem like every day is a fun trip to the beach, even if sometimes it's just to hunt for some fish or get into a scrap with another animal over territory. Still seems like the kind of life that might be worth trying for a day or two, right? But which one is the right one for you?
There's a lot of difference between a tiny otter, a languid seal, and a massive, lumbering bear. Why not take this quiz here and find out which one is going to fit your personality perfectly? Best to know where you stand before you head out into the wild, right?
The beach is the best thing ever! What's the best part of being there?
It's Saturday at about noon and your plans fell apart so you're free to do anything. What are you going to do?
Call up some friends and head out for some fun.
Americans eat 350 slices of pizza every second. What's the best topping?
What's the most fun thing to ride that has less than four wheels?
What happens if you find out someone has been trash taking you on social media?
We may have to have words.
Fight trash talk with trash talk!
I can be mature and ignore it.
Where would you like to go on vacation most out of these options?
Anyplace that isn't here.
Have you ever gotten into an actual, physical fight with someone?
I had to defend myself before.
I can talk my way out of anything.
OK but who is the greatest Avenger?
If you and your bestie are just hanging out on a Wednesday, what are you doing?
Playing games or something.
There's no way to predict what we could be doing.
How many selfies are on your phone right at this second?
I usually take pics of other people.
Of all the pets you could have, what's the best kind of pet?
If I could have any pet? Is a lion a bad answer?
What do you do if it's 3 in the morning and you just can't get to sleep?
Oh, I can sleep. Don't you worry.
Maybe read, maybe listen to music.
Watch a movie or something.
Are you a fan of the cold and snow in winter or the sun and heat in summer?
I do love playing in the snow.
I'm more of a sun-seeker.
I'm cool with any season.
You can technically only have one "best" friend but, that said, how many best friends do you have?
I have a couple of really close friends.
What's the absolute dumbest thing people in horror movies do?
Not follow the rules. There's always rules.
Get in a horror movie in the first place.
Anything besides locking yourself in a room for the entire movie.
Would you ever use a dating app to meet someone?
If they seem cool, why not?
I'm a little nervous about it.
What would you say is the dominant color in your wardrobe right now?
Darker sort of colors like greys and blacks and browns.
I have a little of everything.
Do you trust your best friend enough to let them cut your hair?
I trust my friend but not their hair cutting skills.
When you head to the theater to see a movie, what's your go-to snack?
You know I need that popcorn!
Have you ever heard a pickup line so bad you just had to end a conversation with someone?
I'm usually the one giving out bad pick up lines.
Nothing that bad. Bad, but not that bad.
I think cheesy pickup lines are funny.
What's the best part of Thanksgiving?
Spending time with family.
Just getting some time to chill.
If you had to spend the rest of your life on an island, which island would you choose?
Australia is technically an island, so I'm there.
This one's super important - who's the character you'd most want to hang out with from "Game of Thrones?"
Erm...I don't watch "Game of Thrones".
Are you more into a quick shower or a long bath?
Whatever I have time for, I guess.
Can I have a long shower?
A nice, long bath sounds great.
So what are you going to order next time you hit up Taco Bell?
I don't really do Taco Bell.
Some tacos, maybe a Mexican pizza, a 7-layer burrito, and a Baja Blast! Or whatever.
Just some regular tacos are cool.
What's the best defunct team in the history of the NHL?
What's the most fun way to travel across the country?
I kind of want to travel by train sometime.
Flying is the fastest, so I pick that.
If you were designing your own house, what's one feature it would absolutely have to have?
Just a big, awesome kitchen.
Huuuuuuge master bedroom.
You just got your very own time machine! Where, or rather when, do you want to visit?
I want to see some dinosaurs.
I kind of want to see the '60s.
1,000 years into the future.
Maybe 10 years ago so I can make some smart investments.
When you were just little, what did you think you'd be when you grew up?
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