Are You a Good Cat or a Bad Cat?

By: Ian Fortey

Are You a Good Cat or a Bad Cat?
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About This Quiz

According to statistics, there are around 75 million cats in America.  In the world, that number can be anywhere between 200 million and 600 million. Why the wide range? You know cats, they're hard to pin down. Factor in wild cats and all that business in different countries around the world and it's just safe to say there is a heck of a lot of kitties out there. And as anyone who's ever tried to pet a strange cat's belly knows, not all kitties are purrs and cuddles. Sometimes those little furballs can get downright salty with you. Call it a cat's prerogative but for real, some cats just have nothing but attitude. And they need it! They're little, they'd get pushed around if they didn't have sass to spare.

Knowing as we do that some kitties are just much nicer than others, there is but one question we need to address now and that's all about you. What kind of a cat are you, anyway? Are you the curled-up-on-a-lap nice kitty? Or are you the hissing, snarling, don't-mess-with-me kind of a cat? Are you a good cat or a bad cat? Why not grab a plate of tuna and some milk, take the quiz and find out?

You wouldn't ever pretend to be nice to someone when you didn't really like them, would you?
Of course not!
If I had to.
Maybe, if there was something in it for me.
Who can say?

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Have you ever been tempted to take a shortcut and maybe cheat on a test in school?
Of course not.
Tempted? Sure.
I may have borrowed a few answers now and then.
Meh, not worth it.

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How much do you like to just lay in the sun?
You need sunscreen!
I'd rather be out having fun in the sun.
It's quite relaxing, I love it.
I can take it or leave it.

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What's the best movie about a cat that you've ever seen?
"The Lion King"
"Puss in Boots"
"Pet Semetary"
"Keanu"

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Would you consider yourself artistic in any way?
Definitely.
I dunno if I'm any good, but sure.
I like to sing if that counts.
Sometimes I am.

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How much time do you spend sleeping every day anyway?
A normal amount.
As much as I can.
Not too much. I like to know what's going on.
As much as I want.

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What's your favorite way to spend a Sunday when you have nothing to do?
Relaxing at home.
Hanging out with friends.
Getting into trouble.
I just like to go where my feet take me.

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Who is the all-time best cartoon cat?
Hello Kitty is my girl.
Tigger is the best by far.
Garfield!
How can you not pick Simba?

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Cats love to play, how about you? What's your favorite game?
Monopoly
Poker
Fortnite
of Thrones

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If you couldn't have a cat as a pet, what do you think you'd choose instead?
Guinea pig
Budgie
Dog
Fish

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What's the safest place to pet a strange kitty?
On the head.
On the back.
Pet his belly. I dare ya.
On the chin.

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There are a lot of different kinds of cats out there. Do you have a favorite?
Persian
Maine Coon
Tiger
Sphinx

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A cat needs a good cat name. Pick one!
Oreo
Bella
Thanos
Buster

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Why even be a cat if there' no upside? What's the absolute best thing about cats?
Purring!
Playtime.
No one tells a cat what to do.
Watching them have fun.

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When you play do your claws come out?
Never!
Sure, if they need to.
All the time.
I dunno, depends on what I'm playing.

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What's the worst thing about owning a cat?
Nothing!
Cat food kind of stinks.
The litter! So gross.
Scratching everything.

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Do you like it when a cat catches mice and birds or is that gross?
Well, it's kind of gross.
Mice yes, birds no.
Yes! That's what a cat is supposed to do.
I don't need them brought to me.

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Some cats are feistier than others. Ever been bitten by a cat?
Nope.
Not yet.
More than I'd like.
Once or twice.

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Would you ever buy an outfit for your cat then dress it up and post the pics on Instagram?
Fun!
If it was a good outfit.
Never!
Anything's possible.

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Some cats get along really well with others and some don't. What about you? Do you work well with others?
You bet I do.
Sometimes.
I'm more of a loner.
It depends on the others.

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Cats aren't just on film, ya know. Do you have a favorite cat song?
"What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones
"50 something cats" by deadmau5
For real are these other answers actual songs?
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

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Can a cat be a good substitute for a guard dog ever?
I don't think so.
Maybe? But not really.
You bet. Cats are fierce.
I bet some can.

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Why don't cats like getting bathed anyway?
They bathe themselves already.
Because water is weird to cats.
Cats lose their edge in the water.
Probably because they're just weird.

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What's the point of life anyway?
To live it to the fullest!
To do good things or whatever?
I feel like maybe no one really knows.
To have fun.

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Cats are known to carry off stuff now and then. You wouldn't ever take anything that didn't belong to you, would you?
No, I wouldn't.
Maybe?
Well if no one else obviously owns it, then I might.
Depends on what you're talking about.

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Indoor kitty or outdoor kitty?
Indoors is safer!
Mostly indoors with some sneaks outside.
Outdoors is more fun.
Both are good.

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"Lie like a dog" is a saying, but no one ever says it about cats. Do you lie very often?
I'm very honest.
Not often, but sometimes.
I've been known to bend the truth now and then.
Bruh, come on now. Everyone tells a lie now and then.

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It seems like some cats have really good memories. What about you? Do you remember all the important dates like birthdays and anniversaries?
I sure do.
Most of them.
I always forget someone's birthday.
I remember some dates for some people.

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What's your opinion on dogs?
Fun!
I guess some are OK.
HISSSSS!!
Do you mean the animals or people?

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Are you into meat, fish, or veggies?
I like everything!
Pizza, please.
What kinda cat eats veggies?
Maybe fish today, maybe veggies tomorrow.

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