Are You a TRUE Southerner? Answer These 30 Questions to Find Out!

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are You a TRUE Southerner? Answer These 30 Questions to Find Out!
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About This Quiz

People that were raised in the South tend to be awfully proud of it. As a matter of fact, most Southerners would tell you that they would rather live in the South than any other place in the world. We're not just talking about where you're born, we're talking about a way of life here. If you think Southern hospitality is the best kind there is and love some good old fashioned home cooking, you probably have a pretty good shot at being a true Southerner, but there is a bit more to it than that.  Your habits and your manners say more about your region than anything! If you say "Y'all" and you aren't trying to be hip, if you have eaten at Chick-fil-a more than a dozen times in a week, and if you think your mom is the coolest thing in the world, you just might be a true Southerner.

What about you? Maybe you were born in the South and never left it, maybe you're someone who has moved to another part of the country, or maybe you live somewhere else in the world but have always felt like a Southerner at heart! Take this quiz to find out if you're a true southerner. Don't be shy. As any southerner would tell you, if you can't run with the big dogs, stay under the porch.

Are you proud of how hospitable you are?
Of course I am.
Not really, but I do try to be hospitable.
I never think about things like that.
No, I hate company.

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How into pro and college football are you?
I love it.
I like to watch when I can.
It's okay.
I don't like it much.

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Do you watch high school football?
Sure, all the time.
Only if someone I know is in the game.
No, but I used to.
No, are you joking?

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Do you have gumption?
I sure do.
I think so.
Nope.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Do you like fireflies?
Do you mean lightnin' bugs?
Sure, they are cool.
I don't know.
I have never seen one.

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Are there a lot of churches near you?
All sorts of them.
There are quite a few.
Not particularly.
I have no idea.

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How often do you say "Bless your heart'?
Most days...
Every week or so.
I never say that.
Wait, people say that in real life?

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Do you always have ice on hand?
Well of course.
Usually.
I guess so, I never thought about it.
Why would I do that?

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Have you ever been too big for your britches?
I hope not, but I probably have.
No, I don't think so.
Sure.
What does that even mean?

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What island would you go to if you could?
Saint Simons Island
Kiawah Island
Martha's Vineyard
Nantucket

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How would you tell someone to be quiet?
Hush your mouth.
Ssh.
Zip it.
Shut up.

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Do people call you rude?
Never.
I suppose sometimes.
Who knows?
Yes, but I don't care.

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How much do you like trucks?
I love them.
I like them fine.
Meh, I don't care much.
I am not into them.

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How many dogs do you own?
3 or more.
2
1
0

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Do you like Sweet Tea?
I love it.
I like it just fine.
No, that isn't my thing.
I have never had it.

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Have you ever been full as a tick?
Yes, just the other day.
Sure, but I don't say that.
Umm. What?
That is disgusting.

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Can you drive in the snow?
No. That sounds terrifying.
Sure, but it freaks me out.
I don't mind it.
Pfft. That is a piece of cake.

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What is hot to you?
100 degrees
90 degrees
80 degrees
70 degrees

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Do you like fried chicken?
I love it.
Sure, it is pretty good.
I could take it or leave it.
No, I don't like it.

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Do you enjoy grits?
I love grits!
Sure, they are yummy.
I don't like them.
I have never had them.

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How many biscuits would you like with dinner?
5
3
1
0

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What mood is a wet hen in?
Mad
Bored
Happy
Restless

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Where is the nearest store?
Over Yonder.
Around the bend.
Over there.
A few blocks down.

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When was the last time you had cornbread?
Yesterday.
Within a week.
Within a month.
It has been a long time.

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How often do you see a tractor on the road?
All the time.
Rarely.
Hardly ever.
Never.

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Have you ever been to a rodeo?
Well, of course I have. I go often.
Yes, but it was a long time ago.
No, but I would like to.
No. Those are real things?

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What hat would you wear most?
A baseball hat.
A cowboy hat.
A fedora.
A beret.

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How early would you drink a can of coke?
6 AM
10 AM
2 PM
6 PM

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How often do you say "Y'all"?
Pretty much every day.
Sometimes.
Rarely, and I do it just to be funny.
I never say that.

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How many times have you been to a Chick-fil-a?
Hundreds of times.
About 50 times.
A couple times.
Never.

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