Are You an Electron, Proton, or Neutron?
By: Mark Lichtenstein
About This Quiz
We are all made of the same subatomic particles, but it seems sometimes that one or the other of these fundamental building blocks of the universe appeal to us more than others. Which one are you?
What did people write in your high school yearbook?
I have no feelings about you.
What were you voted "most likely to" in high school?
I wasn't voted anything, as I was a nobody.
How's your temper?
I'm pretty happy all the time.
I can fly off the handle sometimes.
It depends on who I'm surrounded by.
Do you want some pie?
No, I'm feeling fat today.
Only if it's cut up into parts.
Do you want some π?
That almost made me crack a smile.
Are the big man on campus?
I'm the big man on campus.
I'm so small, no one notices me.
Are you quick?
I tend not to move because I chill with my close buds.
How optimistic are you?
I don't buy into such static definitions.
How indecisive are you?
When I choose to make a move, it's explosive.
I stick with the middle way.
I can't even make up my mind on this one.
How changeable are you?
I don't lose my positivity.
I don't change, but what I do might.
I'm an honest to God shapeshifter.
Do you play well with others like you?
I play well with people like me, and others not so much like me.
I don't mind people like me, but keep others away from me.
When I get together with others like me, we always do something interesting.
What happens when you're in a big group of other folks like you?
We can get a little too energetic.
Some of us inevitably leave.
We either become very energetic, or very still.
How much do you stand out?
I'm not the biggest guy, but I have a great attitude.
Despite my size, I stand out.
How easily do you adapt to change?
TV, film, or live theater?
What is your favorite TV show?
Videodrome. The one from the movie.
What is your favorite movie?
What is your favorite live theater show?
What genre of music is your favorite?
What is your summer style?
Enthusiastic celebration of warmth
Whatever I've got laying around.
I'll just try to be comfortable.
I'll wear whatever my peers wear.
How do you prefer to dress in the winter?
I dress in a utilitarian way.
I'll wear whatever I have.
I wear whatever my friends are wearing.
Do you bother distinguishing between your transitional season wardrobes and summer/winter ones?
I don't bother, unless my friends and I decide to.
What's your ideal vacation destination?
Wherever there's a convention center
Are you the type who likes to commit to another person?
When I get a positive feeling, I'll do it.
I'm neutral on the issue.
I like to keep my distance.
I'll get together with my friends and make a plan.
Who is your personal hero?
How stubborn are you?
I'm positively stuck in my ways.
When I go negative, I don't back down.
It depends on the moment.
How energetic are you?
I have a lot of potential.
I'm always whizzing around.
When I get together with my friends, we make a decision on that.
Could you tear a hole in the fabric of the universe?
It depends on if you try to separate me from my friends.
I might be able to do that.
How well are you understood?
People only think they get me.
How much do you know about science?
I'm positive I can figure it out.
I think I know more or less what I need to.
I'm too busy to know much.
I get the basic building blocks.