Are You and Your Cat Astrologically Compatible?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Are You and Your Cat Astrologically Compatible?
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About This Quiz

Finally! The question you have been long waiting to have answered is finally able to be answered. Are you and your cat astrologically compatible? After you tell us about your relationship, your cat's behavior, and how you feel about a few other animals, your compatibility will be clear. 

If you know your cat's birthday and time, you can pay for an incredibly in-depth birth report from nearly any astrological website. Here, however, you can tell us your most intimate thoughts about your cat, and we won't judge you at all. Other astrologers might laugh you out of the building for suggesting such a compatibility chart. 

During this quiz, make like a kitten and swat the answer that suits you best. We think that it's important to know how compatible you are with your cat because neither you nor Mr. Fluffkins should have to endure a less than perfect relationship. Once you see how compatible you are, you can improve the areas that may need to be worked out. 

Are you compatible like the moon and the stars, or are you compatible like cauliflower and chocolate sauce? Let's find out if you and your cat's relationship is written in your stars!

Do you check your cat's horoscope?
I don't even check my own horoscope.
I check both of our horoscopes.
I only check my own horoscope.
I do check my cat's horoscope.

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What does your cat do while you're at work?
My cat makes a mess.
My cat has a dance party.
My cat sleeps wherever it wants.
My cat video chats on salacious feline sites.

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Which of the big cats is your cat most like?
Lion
Jaguar
Bobcat
Cheetah

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Do you like going out for sushi?
I don't like sushi.
I order in for me and my cat all the time.
I love sushi.
I would love to try it.

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Where do you place the litter box?
It's outside.
It's in the bathroom.
It's in the garage.
It's in the laundry room.

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Do you feed your cat dry food or wet food?
I don't have a cat.
I feed my cat both.
I feed my cat wet food.
My cat eats dry food.

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How many times per day do you scoop the litter box?
I scoop it a couple of times a week.
I scoop it a few times a day.
I scoop it once a day.
I scoop it when it needs it.

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What kind of fish do you like most?
I don't like seafood.
Cod
Bass
Salmon

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Does your cat sleep with you?
My cat sleeps in another room.
My cat sleeps with me every night.
My cat sleeps wherever it wants.
My cat never sleeps.

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Which famous cat do you like most?
Top Cat
Garfield
The Pink Panther
Hobbs

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Do you prefer cats with long hair or short hair?
I prefer the furless cats.
I like them both.
I prefer long fur.
I prefer short hair.

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What does your cat dream about?
How would I know?
Yarn balls
Mice
Catnip

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Have you ever tried your cat's food?
I would never do that.
I try everything my cat eats.
It's been tempting sometimes.
I've tasted dry food.

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Do you throw a birthday party for your cat every year?
I don't throw birthday parties.
I have one every year.
I attend an animal's birthday party.
I have a cat party once every few years.

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What does your cat do when you come home from work?
My cat ignores me.
My cat jumps in my arms and hugs me.
My cat begs for food.
My cat says hello and returns to napping.

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Do you own a cat leash?
No, I do not.
I have a cat harness instead.
I do have a cat leash.
No, but I have pet carrier.

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How often do you bathe your cat?
I never bathe my cat.
My cat showers with me.
I bathe my cat when it's stinky.
I bathe my cat when it needs it.

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What sort of cat would you prefer to be?
Ginger
Tabby
Calico
Black

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How intelligent is your cat?
My cat is lacking in that department.
My cat has superior intelligence.
My cat is smarter than my friends.
My cat is just kind of average.

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What do you most like doing with your cat?
I like playing fetch with my cat.
I love doing cat yoga.
I love cuddling with my cat.
I like listening to my cat purr.

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How do you feel about dogs?
I love dogs.
Dogs are smelly.
Dogs need too much attention.
Some dogs are OK.

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Which cat noise is the cutest?
I love it when they sneeze.
I love all the cat sounds.
I like the purr the most.
Cats in heat make interesting noises.

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Which farm animal would your cat say you are?
Donkey
Sheep
Goat
Horse

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Do you purchase holiday gifts for your cat?
No, I do not.
We buy each other gifts.
I do buy holiday gifts for my cat.
That's a great idea!

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Does your cat prefer catnip or a piece of tuna?
You'll have to ask my cat.
My cat loves both.
My cat would like the tuna more.
My cat loves catnip.

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What is your cat's cutest feature?
I love my cat's eyes.
My cat's tail is so sweet.
My cat's paws are adorable.
My cat's nose is cute.

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What do you think your cat may have been in a former life?
Tyrant
Therapist
Diplomat
Executioner

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Which animal movie do you like most?
"Milo and Otis"
"Babe"
"Beethoven"
"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"

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Do you tell your cat your secrets?
My cat cannot be trusted.
I tell my cat everything.
I don't talk to my cat.
My cat knows a few things.

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How many cats do you have?
I have one.
I have more than a few.
I have two.
I have a whole litter.

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