Are You Chevy, Ford, or Dodge?

By: Brian Whitney

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Is there anything more loyal than an American truck owner? You'd have better luck convincing a New York Yankee fan to root for the Boston Red Sox than you would be trying to convince a Ford truck owner to buy one made by Chevy. You also would probably be more successful convincing someone from Texas that hockey is a better sport than football than you would be convincing a Dodge owner that they didn't own the best truck on the market. All of these trucks are tough and all have their own fans.

Which of these legendary truck manufacturers are you? All of them can get the job done, but they all do it in slightly different ways. Are you the type that is totally old school, that tends to like tradition and an honest day's work for an honest day's pay? Or are you the type that has a bit of a new school vibe, and is interested in working smart and not hard? Or do you believe that sometimes the only thing that can really solve anything is brute force? Is your personality more like Chevy, Ford or Dodge? We give you the green light to start this quiz now.

Where do you stand politically on most situations?

I am right in the middle.

Left
Right

I don't pay attention to politics.

Could you handle working inside all day at an office job?

If the pay was enough.

Sure, I would prefer that.
No, I would go crazy.

I couldn't do a job like that for long.

Which blue collar comedian do you like the most?

Larry the Cable Guy

Ron White
Jeff Foxworthy

Bill Engvall

Which television show would you most like to watch on a boring night at home?

Breaking Bad

The Wire
Sons of Anarchy

Game of Thrones

Would you describe yourself as someone that is "Old School"?

I am totally old school.

No, I wouldn't describe myself that way,
In some ways I am.

What does that even mean?

Do you look ridiculously good wearing a cowboy hat?

I look kind of silly.

I have never worn one.
I sure do.

I look okay.

What kind of movie would you watch on a lazy Sunday afternoon?

A drama

A comedy
A thriller

A documentary

How fast do you drive on the highway when you're late for something?

I always go the speed limit, no matter what.

I might go a little over the speed limit.
I definitely go over the speed limit.

I'll never tell.

Where would you most like to go on a short vacation?

Branson, Missouri

Nashville, Tennessee
Austin, Texas

Jackson, Mississippi

Do your friends think you're totally cool?

I wouldn't say that.

I don't think so.
They better.

I hope so.

How often do you help friends of yours move?

I do it all the time.

I try to avoid that if possible.
I will do it if asked nicely.

I will do it if they pay me.

Do you believe in a lot of conspiracies?

No, that stuff is ridiculous.

I only believe in things that are proven to me.
I sure do, people in power lie to us all the time.

I don't know, I take things on a case by case basis.

Your son is having trouble in school, what do you do?

Make him do more chores.

Lecture him.
Ground him.

Take away his allowance.

While walking through the woods you come across a bear. What do you do?

Play dead.

Run!
Yell and wave my arms.

Give it a pile driver.

Have you ever thought of enlisting in the military?

I have thought of it, but not seriously.

No way.
I did enlist.

I have seriously thought of it.

If you had to move to another country, which one of these would it be?

Italy

Canada
Mexico

England

What is your current relationship status?

I am married.

I am single and looking.
I am single and not looking.

I live with someone.

How cool would you look driving your dream truck?

I don't really care about being cool.

I don't think I would look cool at all.
I would look pretty cool.

I would look ridiculously cool.

What would you feel most comfortable doing on stage?

Telling jokes.

Singing
Acting

Dancing

How much do you have a Chuck Norris vibe?

Well, we have a few things in common.

I don't really have one at all.
He and I could be twins.

I would like to think I have one.

How often do you get totally mad while driving?

I try to keep that to a minimum.

I pretty much never do.
I do that all the time.

Pretty often. Why are other drivers so bad?

Jobs are hard. How often have you been fired over your life?

1

I've never been fired.
2

3 or more

What is your favorite type of facial hair?

A handlebar mustache.

A pencil-thin mustache
A goatee

A Fu Manchu

Do you spend a lot of time working out?

I work out at work.

No, I never work out.
I don't need to, my body is perfect.

Yes, I work out often.

What sport would you most like to watch when you're all by yourself?

Baseball

Hockey
Football

Basketball

What kind of drive makes you feel happy?

A drive through the country.

A drive through the city.
An off-road drive.

A drive through the suburbs.

How much do you enjoy camping out under the stars?

I love to go camping.

I only go if all my friends are doing it.
It's okay.

I can't stand it.

Your town is under attack by zombies! How long will you survive?

A day.

A couple minutes
Years.

A few hours.

What type of convention do you think it would be most fun to go to?

A comic convention

A gaming convention
A business convention

A gun convention

When was the last time you worked all day outside in the hot sun?

Within the last year

I have never done that.
Within the last month.

It's been over a year.

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