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About This Quiz
Cats are certainly beautiful creatures, and many of us are happy to share our home with one or even several. However, the crazy cat lady is a specific phenomenon, using her many cats to substitute for the presence of pretty much anything else in her life. Is that what the future holds for you? Take this quiz to find out!
Do you love cats?
No
Yes, but I don't think they are people
Yes, they are better than people
Yes, and I hate people
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Do you know the “I love cats” lady from the internet?
Who is that?
Yes
Yes, I have seen that video hundreds of times
I made a video like that once
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Can you sing the auto-tuned version of her video?
Seriously, who is that?
No, I only heard it once
Yes, I can
It's my ring tone
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How many cats is too many?
Any
One more than the number of humans in the house
Ten
No amount is too many
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Are you allergic to cats?
No, but I often say I am
Probably not
Definitely not
I don't care, I love them anyway
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Do you mind giving possibly unreciprocated love?
Yes, I mind
I do mind, but I'm willing to risk it
I can handle it
I love it!
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Do you understand your cat fairly well?
I don't have one
Not really
Mostly
Of course - we speak the same language
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Do you know how to stop a cat going into your neighbors’ yard?
No idea
Yes
No, but I apologize a lot
I don't care if they do, it's their planet, we're just renting it
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Do you talk to yourself in public?
No, that's weird
No
Sometimes
People think I do, but I'm really talking to my cats
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Would you rather be in a bad relationship than no relationship?
No, that's stupid
I would consider it
Yes, I would
I don't want to be in a relationship
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Do you mind your apartment smelling funny?
Yes, I hate it
I try really hard to prevent it
I don't mind
I love it
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Do you like your neighbors?
Yes, they're great
As long as they mind their own business, yes
I do not like them
I hate them and want them to suffer
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Do you know that you should insure your cats?
I did not, but it's OK, I don't have one
Yes, of course
Wow, really?
My cats don't want to be insured, they're too brave
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Do you know what to do if your cat gets sick?
Put it out of its misery I guess?
Take it to the vet
Go to the animal hospital
Pray to the cat goddess Bastet for healing
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Are you grossed out by hairballs?
Not sure what that is, but yes
Yes, thank goodness for my trusty vacuum
Not really
I have a pillow stuffed with them
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Do you mind having hair on everything you own?
Yes, very much
I do not like it, so I have a lint roller in every room
I hate it
I think I look better that way
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Do you plan to leave all your money to your cat?
My wealthy unmarried aunt is doing that and I'm so mad
No, but I do have a friend who will take them in if I go before they do
No, but I'm leaving some to the cat shelter
Of course!
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Do you like to travel a lot?
I love it!
I like it
Not really
Anything beyond the end of my lawn is a waste of time
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Do you mind being a servant in your own home?
Heck, yes I mind - if I wanted that I'd have been a wife in the 50's
I do not like that at all
I think it is funny
I love it
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