Are You More Clark Griswold or Cousin Eddie?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Are You More Clark Griswold or Cousin Eddie?
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About This Quiz

"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" is such a classic because so many of us relate to it! This holiday seasons, are you going to be more like Cousin Eddie or Clark? Let's deck the quiz halls and find out!
Who do you most enjoy spending the holidays with?
I love spending the holidays with my dog.
I love spending it with my family.
I love going to any party with beer.
I don't mind spending time with my coworkers.

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What is your favorite thing to drink during the holidays?
Beer
Eggnog
Wine
Scotch

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What gift would you buy a dog for Christmas?
I would get him a huge bone.
I would buy the dog a little sweater.
I would by my dog a lifetime supply of food.
I would by a dog a year's worth of grooming certificates.

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Which holiday disaster do you fear most?
I fear having to sleep in the cold.
I fear the tree going up in flames.
I'm afraid of overcooking the turkey.
I'm afraid I won't have enough gifts for everyone.

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Would you take an RV to a holiday party?
That's a good idea.
I would take an RV on a cross country trip.
I live in my RV. I take it everywhere.
I would rent a nice RV if there was extra room needed.

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Who's gift is most important to you this year?
My children's gifts.
My spouse's gifts.
My dog's gifts.
My gift.

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What would you wear to a fancy Christmas party?
I would wear jeans and a T-shirt.
I would wear a tuxedo.
I would wear a leisure suit.
I would wear a tie and blazer.

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Is your craziest relative more like Aunt Bethany or Uncle Lewis?
I'm the crazy relative.
My crazy relative has a whole different kind of crazy than Bethany or Lewis.
My crazy relative is most like Aunt Bethany.
My craziest relative is more like Uncle Lewis.

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Would you enjoy an extended holiday stay with your relatives?
I think staying a month or more keeps families together.
I enjoy a few days with them.
I don't see why we all can't live together all the time.
My maximum threshold for family is two weeks.

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What dish might you bring to the family dinner?
I would bring some beer.
I would bring green bean casserole.
I would bring a turkey.
I would bring mashed potatoes.

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Which holiday dessert do you like most?
Sweet Potato Pie
Pecan Pie
Jello Molds
Fruitcake

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What is the strangest gift you have ever received?
A fancy robe.
A cat in a box.
A sweater my crazy aunt made.
A gift someone forgot about for a few years.

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Which Christmas song do you like most?
"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
"Silent Night"
"Jingle Bells"
"White Christmas"

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How many Christmas lights do you put up every year?
I don't really put up that many lights.
I put up nearly 25,000 of them.
I stick to the lights on the tree.
I put lights on every possible surface.

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Who would carve the turkey at your family dinner?
The oldest person will carve the turkey.
It's my job to carve the turkey.
If they would let me use a chainsaw, I would carve it.
The person who cooked the turkey will carve it.

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Do you bake holiday cookies ever year?
No, but I am a cookie eating champion.
I don't bake them, but I help decorate them.
I make dog treat cookies quite often.
My spouse bakes all the cookies.

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Do your children like your Christmas gifts?
They think my gifts are weird!
My kids love my gifts.
My kids think I'm terrible at gift giving.
My kids complain sometimes!

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Which "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" character do you think you are most like?
Uncle Lewis
Ellen Griswold
Aunt Bethany
Russ Griswold

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Would you and your family go Christmas caroling together?
Heck, yeah! The neighbors would love us.
I would go caroling with some of my family.
I would like to do some pub caroling more.
I'm not much for caroling.

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How do you feel about Ellen Griswold?
Ellen is kind of snobby.
Ellen is a warm person.
Ellen is prissy.
Ellen holds it all together.

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Do you share your home with your family during the holidays?
I share another family member's home.
I share my home with many family members.
My house is too small for a get together.
Anyone is welcome at my home.

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Do you work hard to buy Christmas gifts?
I do have to hustle.
I work hard for everything I have.
I do a little bartering on the side.
I work extra hard for Christmas funds.

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If you realized family members didn't have gifts, what would you do?
I would ask a family member to help.
I would buy some gifts for them.
I would try to find a charity giveaway.
I would ask family members to pitch in for gifts.

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What gift would you buy for a blind gift exchange?
I would buy liquor.
I would buy a rolling pin.
I would buy a dog toy.
I would buy a gift card.

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Which store's gift card would you most like to have?
Walmart
Costco
PetCo
Exxon

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Who says grace around the Christmas meal?
We usually don't say grace.
The oldest family member says grace.
It's not me.
I usually say grace.

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Do you holidays stress you out?
Nothing stresses me out.
The holidays make me feel really stressed out.
Shopping for the holidays stresses me out.
As long as I'm with family, I'm not stressed at all.

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What do you neighbors think of your holiday lights display?
I don't care what they think.
They think I'm obnoxious.
I really don't have neighbors.
They think I'm far too festive.

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What holiday movie do you like most?
"It's a Wonderful Life"
"Elf"
"The Nightmare Before Christmas"
"National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"

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What might you spike the eggnog with?
Bourbon
Vanilla
Vodka
Cinnamon

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