Are You More Rick or Morty?

By: Lauren Lubas

Are You More Rick or Morty?
Image: Youtube by Adult Swim

About This Quiz

Are you ready to get Schwifty? Since its debut in 2013, Rick and Morty has attracted a cult following, and there's no mystery as to why. With the concept of the multiverse, writers of the show are bound by nothing, and episodes continuously get more creative throughout the seasons. Lucky for all of us, the show just signed on for another 70 episodes to be aired over an undisclosed number of seasons. This means we all get to follow our flawed heroes through the multiverse for another 35 hours. 

One of the most attractive elements of the show is the fact that writers include Easter eggs and subtle references to plot lines that keep fans in tinfoil hats. As we are able to become detectives while we watch the show, we become more and more attached to the characters ... and Rick and Morty are some of the most interesting characters created in the last ten years. They are flawed. They are dynamic. They have human reactions to superhuman situations. As you watch the show, you consider how you'd react to these situations, and you start to identify with the characters. But who are you—Rick or Morty? Answer these questions, and we'll tell you if you're the nervous sick-of-this-sh*t adolescent or the nihilist who knows just a little too much about the futility of the world(s). 


How do you define love?
A chemical reaction
Destined to fail
An intense urge
A feeling in your pants

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What do you do when someone bullies you?
Kill them
Try to walk away
Send them to a different dimension
Run to a different dimension

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Which of these is most likely to be your catchphrase?
I don't give a Fuuuuu**k
Aw geez
Wubba lubba dub dub
Oh man

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What is the best source of energy, in your opinion?
Something from a different world
The blood of Ricks
Create your own world of slaves to create energy for you
Solar energy

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If your partner becomes evil, what do you do?
Replace them with one from an alternate universe.
Threaten to kill them if they don't change.
Give a huge speech about how terrible they are.
Not care. We're pretty much the same.

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How do you go about getting money?
Find valuable gems and trade them in.
Work for it.
Take it from someone who doesn't need it.
Find it on the ground.

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How do you react when you almost die?
Not care. It happens all the time.
Freak out to the brink of insanity.
Get mad and punch something.
Try to forget about it.

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If you're at a party and you don't know anyone, what do you do?
Invite my friends.
Hang out in the corner.
Give a huge monologue about the futility of life.
Find someone to talk to.

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Does life have meaning?
No. There are too many copies of it.
Yes, but I don't know what it is.
No. It's too fragile.
Yes, to me it does.

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What do you do when someone says something off-the-wall stupid?
Go off on them about how dumb they are.
Try to educate them.
Walk away from them. It's not worth my time.
Try to ignore their ignorance.

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Would you ever have sex with a robot?
No. I don't have to.
Yes. Sex is sex.
Yes, as long as it's a good one.
No, there is better out there.

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Do you like to travel?
Yes. I like learning more about the world.
No, but I do anyway.
Yes, it gets me away from dumb people.
No. I'd rather be home.

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Is your partner replaceable?
Yes. I've actually replaced them dozens of times.
Yes, but I don't want to.
No. I can't live without them.
Yes. Everyone is replaceable.

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What do you like to do on your days off?
Take things apart and put them back together.
Watch TV.
Go to the spa.
Find an adventure.

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How do you feel about politics?
There are bigger things to worry about.
Politics impact lives.
I'm sick of people anyway.
I hate when people are nasty to each other.

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Do you have anxiety?
No. Nothing matters anyway.
Yes. Everything worries me.
No. I'm an adult.
Yes, but I always suck it up.

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When you're afraid of something, what do you do?
Throw something at it.
Run away from it.
Try to kill it.
Call for help.

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How do you overcome your fears?
Do something to keep my mind off of them.
Try to rationalize them.
Drink.
Try to erase them from my memory.

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What do you do when a friend is in danger?
Calculate if I can save them or not.
Try to save them.
Tell them it's their fault.
Talk them through it, so they can save themselves.

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When you're having a bad day, is it your fault?
Yes, but I'll never admit it.
No. It's always one other person's fault.
Most of the time, but I don't care.
Most of the time, but I try to make the best of it.

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What is your biggest character flaw?
I'm too smart.
I'm too scared.
I'm too decisive.
I'm indecisive.

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Do you think you could win a round of Jeopardy!?
Yes! I could win ALL the rounds.
It depends on the categories.
Yes, and I have.
I don't really care about trivia.

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How do you respond when someone does you wrong?
Never talk to them again.
Tell them what they've done to me.
I don't really care.
Tell them everything wrong with them.

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How strong is your imagination?
It's the strongest. It has to be.
Not that great. I go off of what I can see and touch.
It's amazing. I can create anything.
It's terrible, and weird things shock me.

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Do you think that bullying is okay?
When it's necessary.
Not at all.
Yes. Who cares?
No. People deserve better.

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How do you react when someone wastes their potential?
Try to steer them in the right direction.
I don't care. Live and let live.
Try to sabotage what they're doing.
Tell them their happiness matters.

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If you were late for a party, what would you do?
Get there when I get there.
Call and let them know I'll be late.
Go somewhere else.
I'm never late.

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What animal best describes you?
Dolphin
Bee
Chimp
Dog

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Are you the alpha in your group?
Yes. Of course!
No, but I have a voice.
For the most part.
No, and I don't care.

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Do you prefer company or to be alone?
Alone. Everyone else is dumb.
With company. I get bored on my own.
Mostly alone, but I like having company if they're intelligent.
With company. I need my people.

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