Are You Peanut Butter or Jelly?

By: Ian Fortey

Are You Peanut Butter or Jelly?
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About This Quiz

Nothing beats a perfect food combo. Sometimes you can make up one you're sure is great, like a mustard and onion sandwich. But maybe no one else agrees with you. The ones that really work are the ones we all know, those timeless pairings that are great no matter when and where they come together. Macaroni and cheese, apples and cinnamon, ham and eggs. And high among the ranks of great food pairings is the most classic sandwich duo of all time: peanut butter and jelly. These two simple, humble ingredients play together so well it's uncanny. They're not fancy beyond belief or hard to figure out, they're just two tasty things that somehow get even tastier when they work together. 

So what's the hardest thing to figure out about peanut butter and jelly? Not necessarily which one is best, although that can take a lot of your time as well. The real question is which one are you? It's a harder thing to answer than you might think. Both are perfect on their own, sure, but they're so much better together. How do you even figure out which one is most closely related to you? Lucky for you we're here to help. Take the quiz and find out!

PB & J is a classic lunch. What's the next best meal of the day?
Breakfast
Dinner
A midnight snack
All meals are good meals!

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What's the best part about owning a cat?
Toe beans!
Purring
Chasing a laser
Meh, I'm a dog person.

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What's the best beverage to have with your lunch?
Milk
Water
Some kind of smoothie sounds good.
Can I have a beer?

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How do you handle getting caught in the rain?
You just keep doing what you need to do.
Get home as quick as I can.
Have fun, it's just rain.
Run for cover!

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What movie genre are you going to pick when it's just you home alone watching something?
Action
Comedy
Science Fiction
Horror

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There are a lot of intimidating beasts in the world, but which one are you most afraid of?
Bears
Sharks
Lions
Snakes

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You can't have a proper sandwich without bread. What's the best kind?
Wonder Bread
Italian bread
Brioche
Sourdough

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What restaurant chain makes the best sandwiches?
Firehouse Subs
Subway
Jersey Mikes
Panera

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How often do you eat healthy?
Often enough?
Probably not as often as I should.
Healthy? Never heard of it.
Pretty often

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If it's Peanut Butter Jelly Time, are you dancing?
I'm not much of a dancer.
I mean, probably.
Heck yeah, I am!
I may need to get into the right frame of mind first.

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Aside from peanut butter, what's the best thing you can do with a peanut?
Is a peanut butter cup cheating?
Peanut oil
Just regular peanuts
Spicy peanut sauce

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Peanut butter is pretty much always peanut butter, but there are a ton of different kinds of jelly. Pick the best one!
Grape
Strawberry
Raspberry
Blueberry

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The world has run out of peanuts! Pick some other kind of butter to enjoy!
Almond butter
Cashew butter
Apple butter
Sunflower seed butter

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You can't eat peanut butter and jelly all the time. What's the next best sandwich?
Ham and cheese
Tuna
BLT
Egg salad

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PB & J are but one of many classic food duos. What's another great one?
Mac and cheese
Burger and fries
Bacon and eggs
Tomato and basil

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Food duos are one thing, so let's move to musical duos! Which team sounds best together?
Simon and Garfunkel
The White Stripes
Outkast
Tenacious D

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Comedy duos are responsible for some of the best movies ever. Which duo do you like the most?
The Rock and Kevin Hart
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder
Chris Farley and David Spade

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How should a PB & J sandwich look when you're done making it?
Lots of both and you're ready to go!
Cut on the diagonal
Cut straight in half
No crusts!

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How well do you get along with other people?
I love being with other people!
OK, more or less
I'm better on my own.
Depends on the other people

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Do you have any allergies?
None!
Yes, I have a few.
Maybe, but I haven't been diagnosed with anything.
Yeah, but it's not a big deal.

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Do you know how to party?
You better believe it.
Well, I've been to some parties, so maybe?
I am a party.
I dunno.

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What's the best time of year?
Winter
Springtime!
The holidays
Summer

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Neither peanut butter nor jelly belongs on a pizza, traditionally. What nontraditional pizza topping do you like the most?
Asparagus
Peach
Shrimp
Corn

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Ever been in a fight before?
Maybe
I'm all about peace!
Not me
Yeah, once or twice

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If you're making a smoothie, what two flavors do you want to include?
Strawberry banana
Raspberry pomegranate
Cherry blueberry
Peach mango

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Strictly speaking, does a hot dog qualify as a sandwich or not?
Sort of?
Of course not. It's a hot dog.
Sure, why not?
I guess technically it does.

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What other food goes with peanut butter besides jelly?
Chocolate
Banana
Apple
Pretzels

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Pick the best flavor of Jell-O.
Strawberry
Lime
Cherry
Orange

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It's time to go someplace fun! Pick an amusement park to visit.
Disney World
Cedar Point
Six Flags
Disneyland

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Which Marvel movie is the absolute best one?
Avengers: Endgame
Captain Marvel
Black Panther
Thor: Ragnarok

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