Can We Guess If You Are Ready for the Rapture?

By: Teresa McGlothlin
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess If You Are Ready for the Rapture?
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About This Quiz

When the role is called up yonder, will you be there? Knowing whether or not you are prepared for the rapture will help you to assess your level of dedication to your faith. Once we learn about the way you live your life, we'll be able to tell you if you are prepared or if you are going to have to shape up a little.

The Book of Revelations predicts that all devout followers of Christ will rise to meet him. Have you lived your life in a way that qualifies you to join the millions of followers around the world? Tell us about your beliefs, your lifestyle, and the things you value the most, and we will tell you where you stand in the rapture preparation department. 

While you are never beyond forgiveness, this quiz will help you to find out which areas of your life you could prepare a little more. There's no judgment during this quiz, so feel free to answer with complete honesty. We believe in confidentiality, and we would never betray our moral code.

If you have always wondered if you are ready to walk through the pearly gates, this is the quiz for you. Find out if you are prepared for the rapture, or not!


Do you eat grapes at the supermarket?
That is stealing.
I don't like grapes.
I do it all the times.
I've done it a couple times.

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How often do you read the Bible?
I read it every day.
I read it once a week.
I've read some of it in the past.
I've never read it.

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Do you always tell the truth?
I always tell the truth.
I try my best.
Everyone tells little white lies.
I do not.

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Which word do you find most beautiful?
Love.
Hope.
Faith.
Beer.

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How often do you go to church?
I go every week.
I go from time to time.
I go for holiday services.
I never go to church.

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Which of the apostles do you do you know the most about?
John.
Luke.
Matthew.
Judas.

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Are you more spiritual or more religious?
I'm more religious.
I'm a little of both.
I'm more spiritual.
I'm more into nihilism.

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Did you go to Sunday School as a kid?
I went every week.
I went to vacation bible school.
I went sometimes.
I never went to Sunday school.

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Do you have a charitable heart?
I am very generous.
I wish I had more to give.
I donate old clothes.
I'm more of a scrooge.

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Which world religion do you find most interesting?
Islam.
Hindu.
Buddhism.
Voodoo.

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How often do you pray?
A few times a day.
Once a day.
Once in a while.
Never.

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Which Old Testament book is the best read?
Exodus.
Genesis.
Numbers.
Ruth.

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Have you ever paid for someone's coffee?
I have done it many times.
I've done it once.
Someone paid for mine once.
Why would I do that?

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Which of the Seven Deadly Sins might you have committed?
Envy.
Pride.
Wrath.
Gluttony.

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Do you believe in an afterlife?
I sure do.
I guess I'll find out.
I don't rule anything out.
I don't think there is an afterlife.

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Which type of church are you most familiar with?
Catholic.
Baptist.
Methodist.
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Do you believe in miracles?
They happen all the time.
They are rare, but they happen.
The jury is still out.
If I go to Heaven, it will be a miracle.

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Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
I never drink.
I have an occasional drink.
I drink a few times a month.
I drink as much as I want.

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Can you recite any Bible verses?
I can recite many of them.
I can recite quite a few.
I can recite a couple.
I don't know any.

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Have you ever had inappropriate thoughts about your neighbor?
I have never done anything like that.
I've thought they were strange.
I love my neighbors.
I have inappropriate thoughts about everyone.

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Have you ever received a driving citation?
I've never received a ticket.
I have received a warning.
I got a ticket once.
I've had my fair share.

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How would you describe your manners?
Good.
Great.
Excellent.
Rough around the edges.

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What is your faith about for you?
It's about love.
It's about compassion.
It's about being a good person.
It's about not giving a flying fig.

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When is the last time you had communion?
It was recently.
I was a child.
It was last Easter.
I've never had communion.

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How do you feel about marriage?
It's sacred.
It's not for everyone.
I am mixed feelings about it.
I think it's a social construct.

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How dedicated are you to your faith?
Very.
Completely.
Totally.
Somewhat.

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Have you ever stolen anything?
I would never steal!
I accidentally stole something once.
I stole candy when I was a kid.
I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.

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Would you give a stranger a ride?
It's the right thing to do.
It depends on the stranger.
I don't drive.
Get out of my car.

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Are you rebellious at all?
Not at all.
Once in a while.
I have my moments.
You could say that.

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What percentage prepared for the rapture do you think you are?
100%
75%
50%.
25%.

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