Are You Rick or Jerry?

By: Jennifer Post
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are You Rick or Jerry?
Image: Adult Swim

About This Quiz

"Rick and Morty" is not a show for the faint of heart. It centers around Rick Sanchez, a mad scientist, and the Smith family, which is the family into which his daughter married. Beth, Rick's daughter, and Rick don't always get along and are reconciling their relationship, but Jerry, Beth's husband, has never been a fan of Rick. Apparently, he's not a good influence on their son, Morty. The show follows the family on the adventures that Rick gets them into, and some into which they get themselves. 

Jerry is the kind of character who is hard to like. He's always throwing himself a pity party because no one likes being around him, but he also won't acknowledge or change the reasons for people not wanting to be around him. You can't say he's not a good dad, though, and will do almost anything to protect his kids. Rick might be the exact opposite. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, really, except for maybe Morty. But even then, he has put Morty in danger more times than not. They have their good qualities, though, but don't let them show unless they need to. 

Do you think you're more of a Rick or a Jerry? Take this quiz to find out!

If you could turn yourself into a pickle, would you do it?
Why would I do that?
Sounds awesome
Maybe, just to see if I could
That doesn't sound fun.

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Which food could you eat every single day for the rest of your life?
Steak and potatoes
Pizza
Italian food
Any type of Mexican food

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Do you consider yourself loyal?
100%
Not really
I can be.
I slip up every now and then.

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What's your idea of fun?
Family vacations
Time travel
Watching my favorite TV show
Brunch

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Do you spend a lot of time tinkering around with things?
I try to fix things around the house.
Too much time, according to some people
Only if I have nothing else to do
No, I'd break too many things.

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If two people around you were fighting, what would you do?
Get right in the middle of it
Run as far away as possible
Ask if there's anything I can do
Watch, but don't participate

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Are you particularly drawn to drama?
Not intentionally
I do seem to attract it.
I hate drama.
For some reason, I am attracted to drama.

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Who's your best friend?
My kids
Myself
My college roommate
My significant other

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Are you a big believer in science?
As opposed to?
Science over everything
Science is the backbone of society.
It's cool, but I don't understand it.

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How do you feel about religion?
It's important to life.
It's nonsense.
I haven't formed an opinion yet.
Some people really need it.

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Do you think time travel will ever be a real thing?
Definitely not
It already is.
I hope so!
Even if it were, I don't think the government would tell us.

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Were you sad when Pluto was declassified as a planet?
I don't care.
Devastated
It'll come back.
I'm sure it's not the last one.

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Did you pay attention when you were in school?
Enough
Only to the things I cared about
I tried my best.
Yes, I was a great student.

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What friend group were you a part of in high school?
The theater kids
The ones always in detention
None in particular
Other

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Of the choices below, which would you say means the most to you?
Family
Adventure
Happiness
Intelligence

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With which "Rick and Morty" character would you rather spend your time?
Beth
Morty
Summer
Mr. Meekseeks

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Are you often told that you're a rational person?
Too rational
Never
Maybe once or twice
Often, yes

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According to you, what's your best trait?
I'm levelheaded.
Curiosity
Individuality
Sense of humor

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Which item would you most want to have?
A machine that could make my jokes funnier
A teleportation machine
A TV program with every show ever made
A device to deliver me any food I wanted at any time

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How would you protect yourself against danger?
By screaming
Fighting back
With reason
I'd run away.

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Is there a food item from your past that you wish would make a comeback?
3D Doritos
Dunkaroos
Clear Pepsi
I'm good with the foods of now.

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If you could live on a planet other than Earth, which one would it be?
One exactly like Earth
Mars
It hasn't been discovered yet.
Saturn

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If "Rick and Morty" wasn't on TV, which cartoon would you watch instead?
"American Dad"
"Bob's Burgers"
"Archer"
Other

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With which of Rick's characters do you most identify?
Doofus Rick
Pickle Rick
Tiny Rick
Evil Rick Sanchez

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Are you generally insecure?
So insecure
I'm fine.
Not really, no
It comes and goes.

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How do you handle being under pressure?
I freak out.
Disappear
With dignity, hopefully
Depends what I'm doing

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If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?
Hawaii
An alternate universe
The moon
An amusement park

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You're given the chance to look 10 years into the future. Do you do it?
It's tempting.
I absolutely do.
I wouldn't be able to not do it.
I don't think I would.

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What do you do if you see the person you have a crush on coming your way?
Duck into an alley
Say hello
Try not to make eye contact
Act normal

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Instead of using the word "cool," which word would you rather use?
Tubular
Wubba lubba dub dub
Wicked
Tight

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