Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?

By: Brian Whitney

Are You Rock, Paper, or Scissors?
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About This Quiz

Rock, Paper, Scissors, is simply one of the best games of all time. You can flip a coin, you can draw straws, you can roll dice, you can do any number of things to choose how something works out between people, but there is no better way to do so than to play "Rock, Paper, Scissors." Unless you have been living under a rock (did you see what we did there?) you obviously have played this game but just for the point of clarity, let's break it down. Usually, on the count of three you put forth your outstretched hand into one of three shapes against another person, and whatever you put down is what wins the game. 

Rock beats scissors as it breaks them apart by striking them, scissors beats paper, as it cuts through it, and paper beats rock as it sands it down. While the game is mostly chance, it isn't always, because if you play with someone long enough, you start to figure out their scene.

But the real question is, which one are you? The tough as nails rock, the underestimated paper, or the always dangerous scissors? Take this quiz to find out. Ready? 1, 2, 3, go!

What would you most like to do?
Go rock climbing
Read a book
Make a collage
Work out

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How do you get your news?
Social media
Newspapers
Internet news sites
Magazines

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How would people describe your sense of humor?
Hilarious
Wild
Sharp
Cutting

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How do you handle it if someone forgets your birthday?
I get really mad.
I cry.
I make a point to forget theirs too.
I take them out with a piledriver.

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Do you try to avoid conflict?
No, I actually seek it out.
Doesn't everyone?
Usually, I do.
Always

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When was the last time you yelled at someone?
Today
Over a year ago
Within the past month
Within the past year

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Why do you help people?
So they can help me later
Because people need help
To feel better about myself
To impress people

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Could paper really beat rock IRL?
No way!
Obviously
No comment
I think so.

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How do you get out your frustration in private?
I would punch a wall.
Cry
Do something productive
Talk to myself

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What kind of dog sounds best for you?
Great Dane
Corgi
Poodle
Rottweiler

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How often do you work out?
All the time
I never do that.
Every few days
Once a week

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Which of these pro sports do you most wish you were good at?
MMA
Baseball
Soccer
Basketball

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Is it ever okay to take something by force?
Sure, there are all sorts of reasons to do that.
I don't think so.
Sure. Why not?
Yes, why do you need something done?

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What would be a good job for you?
FBI Agent
Teacher
Artist
Nurse

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Do you get what you want by flattering people?
No, why bother?
No, I don't think that is right.
I sure do.
Wow, what a great question!

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How many enemies do you have?
Tons
I don't think I have any.
One
A few

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Would you lie to get what you want?
Never
No, I would get caught.
For sure
If I wanted it badly enough.

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Which of these types of music do you like the best?
Classic rock
Rap
Country
Punk Rock

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Do you ever feel bad for people you dislike?
Never!
I don't dislike anyone.
Sure, I don't want bad things to happen to anyone.
I do, but not often.

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How does your hair look today?
Not so good
Meh
Pretty amazing
It looks decent.

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Are you a good rapper?
I am the best.
I can't rap at all.
There is no such thing as a good rapper.
Yes, I can freestyle really well.

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Who do you look up to the most?
Me
My parents
My boss
My significant other

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Can you throw a good punch?
I sure can.
I don't punch people.
If I am forced to.
I don't think so.

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What would you do if you were lost in the woods?
Try and find a road
Panic
Wait for someone to find me
I would declare myself king of the beasts.

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How would you rule your kingdom?
With an iron fist
With kindness
With fairness
With flair

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How much money do you spend on clothes a month?
Pretty much nothing
0-100 dollars
100-200 dollars
Over 200 dollars

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Do you like books or ebooks?
I don't read.
Books for sure, I hate ebooks.
Ebooks
I like ebooks but I prefer books.

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How do you usually pay for things?
With credit cards
With cash
With my debit card
Venmo

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How have you met most people you've dated?
In bars
Through friends
Online
At work

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What type of facial hair is most appealing?
A beard
A mustache
A goatee
A Fu Manchu

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