Are You Secretly a Stripper in Your Soul?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Are You Secretly a Stripper in Your Soul?
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About This Quiz

Being a stripper is not an easy job. Although the money can be ridiculously good if you're lucky enough to work in the right place, one has to do some things that a lot of people simply could not do. It isn't easy getting on a stage in front of hundreds of people and being an exotic dancer. In fact, the only thing that is probably harder than taking it all off in front of a huge crowd would be getting on stage and taking it all off in front of just a couple people. Can you imagine that? Talk about awkward.

Still, though, a lot of people would bump and grind up on the stage if they knew no one would ever find out about it. Being a stripper isn't the easiest thing to explain to your significant other, your boss, or your mom after all. What about you? Sure you're aren't quite the stripper type by day, but if you could secretly be an exotic dancer and no one would ever know about it, would you do it? Take this quiz to find out. Just don't expect any tips when you're done. This is a family website. 

What song would you like to dance to?
"Creep"
"Royals"
"Pour Some Sugar On Me"
"Cherry Pie"
Do you own a lot of high heel shoes?
Hardly any.
Not many.
I have quite a few.
I have tons.
What type of bathing suit do you wear?
I don't go to the beach.
A one piece.
A bikini.
A thong.

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When was the last time you wore a mini skirt?
I have never worn one.
Years ago.
Within a year.
Within a month.
Do you like to dance?
I hate it.
I don't mind it.
Sure, I like it.
I love it.
Are you a flirt?
Not at all.
Only if I like someone.
Sure, if I want something.
I love to flirt.

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Do you like to make out in public?
No. Gross.
No, but I will if the spirit moves me.
Sure, I like it.
Yes, I love that.
Have you ever done it in public?
No, who would do that?
No, but I have come close.
Yes, a few times.
Yes, all the time.
Where do you get dressed in your bedroom?
In the corner with the shades drawn.
In the middle of the room with the shades drawn.
In the corner with the shades open.
In the middle of the room with the shades open.

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When you first start seeing someone, do you worry about them seeing you naked?
Yes, it terrifies me.
Sure, a little.
Not that much.
I don't worry about that at all.
What look do you think is hot?
I don't think about that.
Cute lingerie
High school cheerleader
Dominatrix
How many one night stands have you had over your life?
0
1
2-5
More than 5

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Do you think being a stripper is empowering?
Not at all.
Hmm. I don't think so.
Maybe it could be.
Of course.
Do you keep secrets from your significant others?
Never.
Sometimes.
Sure, it keeps things interesting.
Yes, as much as I can.
What would you do if someone of the opposite sex that you knew saw you in your underwear accidentally?
Scream!
Not much, but I would worry about it a lot.
It wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Smile and laugh.

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Would you flirt with a married man?
No, that is so wrong.
No, that is gross.
Sure, if he is cute.
Sure, if he pays attention to me.
How does the thought of men throwing money at you while you dance make you feel?
Scared.
Disgusted.
Bored.
Thrilled.
Do you mind being around people that are a little "strange"?
Umm, yes, quite a bit.
I think I would mind that.
I can deal with it.
No, I am cool with that.

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Can you handle being around drunk people?
I hate that.
Sure, for a little while.
If the money is right.
That doesn't bother me at all.
Are you competitive?
No, that stresses me out.
Not usually.
Sure, if money is involved.
Yes, I am in it to win it.
What would your stripper name be?
Beth.
Charity.
Tiffany.
Amber.

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Did you get in a lot of trouble in high school?
No, I didn't get in any.
Not very much.
I got in a little.
I was in it all the time.
Has your significant other ever said you need to much attention?
No, I am pretty mellow.
Very rarely.
Yes, I get that sometimes.
Sure, I get that all the time.
What is your favorite reality show?
"The Amazing Race"
"Big Brother"
"Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
"Jersey Shore"

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Would you ever get your boobs done?
Not in a million years.
I highly doubt it.
I might.
I have.
How do you change at the gym?
I don't go to the gym.
I change in a stall.
I change gradually, never being totally naked.
I strip down in front of everyone.
Have your female friends seen you naked?
No, none of them have.
One of them has.
A few of them have.
All sorts of them have.

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Do you ever hang out naked when you're home alone?
I never do.
Just briefly, when I am changing.
I have before if it is really hot.
I do that all the time.
Do you like to get professional massages?
I have never had one.
Not really.
Sure, I enjoy them.
I love them.
How many selfies do you take a week on average?
0
1-5
5-10
More than 10

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