Are You the Sheriff from "Bonanza" or "Tombstone"?

By: Steven Miller

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

The Wild West was full of colorful characters and a lot of risky business. It seems clear that you're the kind of person who would have been drawn to keeping the peace and providing law and order out on the frontier, but what kind of a sheriff would you have been?

If you're the kind of person who can separate loyalty to friends from doing your job, then Sheriff Roy Coffee from "Bonanza" seems like he could be a good fit. If you've also been around the block a few times and you'd instead take your time in getting the right information over rushing to an incorrect conclusion, then it seems clear that our initial guess is panning out even more.

Maybe you're the kind of person who is just trying to get out of the crazy business of bringing criminals to justice. If you enjoy the company of those that others find unsavory and you enjoy a bit of gambling now and then, then Wyatt Earp is sounding like a real solid choice for you. If you tell us that you are a sharpshooter, we'll be convinced that we've found your man.

Saddle up partner. We're riding from Virginia City, Nevada to Tombstone, Arizona to find the right fit for you.

What pace do you tend to move at in life?

I'm in no hurry to make a mistake.

I definitely stop to smell the roses once in a while.
I keep trying to slow down and take it easy, but the world seems intent on frustrating that desire.

I'm always on the move. Look out!

Would you consider yourself to be a patient person?

Nope, I have very little patience. Come on now, I'm not getting any younger.

I'm always ready to draw my gun, but I'm willing to wait and see how things develop.
I'm patient with most things, but I can't stand willful ignorance.

I'm the epitome of what it means to be a patient person.

How well would you be able to separate friendship from work?

I'd do my best to keep them separate, but I'm sure there would be some situations where that was tough.

I always seem to have my personal life messing with my work.
I can separate my job from my personal life like a total pro.

I work with my friends, so I don't see how it's a problem.

Which state in the western U.S. would you rather call home?

Nevada.

Arizona.
California.

Colorado.

How heavily do you use facial expressions to communicate?

I have a total poker face. You'll never know how I'm feeling.

I don't hide my true feelings all that well.
I'm sure I do a bit of that.

Oh yeah, it's written all over my face.

Which generation would you put yourself in?

Generation Z.

Baby Boomers.
Millennials.

Generation X.

Do you do any gambling?

No, I'm not someone who wastes hard-earned money like that.

It's pretty rare for me to go to the casino.
Yeah, I go gambling pretty regularly.

Actually, I think I might have a problem with gambling.

What kind of a crowd do you hang out with?

My crew is a pretty tough gang of thugs.

I definitely hang out with a few questionable characters.
I generally hang out with a very respectable and honorable group.

I'm friends with a lot of people. Everyone has some skeletons in their closet.

Which description best matches your reputation?

I've made a few mistakes over the years, but generally, people do think pretty highly of me.

People give me the benefit of the doubt, but they watch me closely.
I think I'm admired by everyone in the town.

I have a reputation for causing trouble wherever I go.

What part of the day are you at your best?

Morning.

Midday.
Night.

Afternoon.

How accurate are you at shooting a gun?

I'm one of the best that's ever been.

I'm a terrible shot.
I'm sure there are plenty who are better shots out there, but I do alright.

I don't really know. I never shoot a gun.

How likely are you to be the one who shoots the bad guy?

I'd say it's inevitable.

It's highly unlikely.
The chances are pretty high.

It's not going to happen.

How are your horse-riding skills?

I used to be a lot better.

I'm not horrible.
I'm amazing on a horse.

I've never ridden a horse.

Of the following, which sport is most appealing to you?

Archery.

Boxing.
I'm not into sports at all.

Is horseshoes a sport?

What is your opinion of "Doc" Holliday?

I'm not a fan.

I like him a lot.
He seems okay, but I don't trust him all that much.

I admire his courage.

Do you watch more TV or movies?

I mostly watch TV.

I'm much more likely to watch a movie.
I'd say that I watch an equal amount of both.

I don't really watch much of either.

Which activity are you most likely to be involved in on a weekend night?

I'll be gambling at the casino.

I'd like to get together with some close friends at someone's house.
I'll go out for a fun night on the town.

I'd prefer to have a quiet night at home.

How strong of a role model would you say you are?

Do as I say, not as I do.

I'm definitely someone that kids can look up to.
I'm not much of a role model.

Some days I'm more of a role model than others.

How much drinking do you do?

I don't drink at all.

I'll have a drink now and then.
I'll admit that I drink a lot.

I'll have a few drinks, but I keep it in moderation.

How would you describe your love life?

Up and down.

Exciting.
Disappointing.

Stable.

Which description best matches your sense of humor?

Goofy.

Witty.
Dry.

Dark.

How likely are you to pursue a get-rich-quick scheme?

No, I'm happy with the slow and steady path.

I'm always trying one thing or another.
I might give it a go if I find an opportunity that seems too good to pass up.

I'm not interested in pursuing wealth.

Have you ever had an affair?

Yes, I have.

I've thought about it, but I never acted on it.
Yep, multiple times.

No, and I never would.

What does, "I'm your huckleberry" mean?

I'm the one you're looking for.

I have no idea.
I'm your man.

I'm your friend, like Huckleberry Finn.

Have there been any addiction issues in your family?

No, not that I know of.

There might have been a distant relative that had some issues with addiction.
Yes, I have some addiction issues.

Addiction problems do seem to run in my family.

Which genre best matches your overall vibe?

Comedy.

Action/Adventure.
Mystery.

Drama.

Have you ever tried to do any mining or panning for precious metals?

I tried it once or twice, but I struck out.

No, that's seems like a waste of time for me.
Yeah, that's a fun pastime of mine.

I've always wanted to, but I haven't yet.

Have you ever been in trouble with the law?

No, never.

Yes, I've had my fair share of trouble with the law.
I've served some time.

I did some minor stuff when I was younger, but it wasn't a big deal.

Are you more likely to retire early or work until your dying day?

I'm trying to retire early, but they keep pulling me back in.

I'll definitely work longer than most people. I enjoy it.
I'm going to retire as soon as I can.

I'll just keep working as long as I can.

Which tombstone inscription would you rather have on your grave?

A loyal and true friend.

Protected and served.
The fastest gun in The West.

A truly decent human being.

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