Which Biblical Woman Is Most Like You?

By: Torrance Grey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Which Biblical Woman Is Most Like You?
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About This Quiz

If you grew up reading the Bible, it's likely that you know a bit about its famous women, and aspire to be like some of them. Perhaps you have a particular favorite that you emulate. But this is a trickier topic than it at first appears. Consider what are probably the two most famous women of the Bible: Eve, the mother of humankind, and Mary, the virgin mother of Jesus. Who would want to emulate the woman responsible for humanity's fall from grace? But, on the other hand, comparing yourself to the Blessed Virgin, the Mother of Jesus, seems just a little arrogant.

Let's look elsewhere! There's a lot to admire about the matriarchs of Genesis - Sarah, Rebekah and Rachel. They too had their flaws, though. Sarah went along with her husband's idea that she should pose as his sister, not his wife, to placate a jealous king. This bit of dishonesty led her to be, however briefly, taken into a king's harem - a situation God had to straighten out by sending the king a dream. Rebekah was a loving mother but she played favorites, helping Jacob trick his father and win his father's blessing in place of his older brother Esau. Rachel was likewise a loving mother, but oddly enough, she stole her father's household gods when she and Jacob left his home, stuffing them under her saddle. 

Hey, nobody's perfect! Sadly, the wisest and least impeachable women of the Bible - like the prophetess Huldah in Kings or the early church leader Priscilla, tend to get the least ink. So for this quiz, we've chosen some well-known, though not quite perfect, women of the Bible as a basis for comparison. Which do you most resemble? Find out now!

About what time of day do you get up?
I'm usually up with the sun.
I'm a late sleeper whenever I can afford it.
I set my alarm for about two hours before I have to be at work.
I set my alarm for an hour or less before work.

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How do you like your coffee?
Black, no sugar
As a cappuccino
In a mocha
I prefer tea.

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Which of these jobs appeals to you most?
Campaign manager for a political candidate
Defense attorney
Book editor
University professor

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How would your boss describe you?
Very supportive of co-workers
Gifted, but hard to manage
Very intelligent
A candidate to take over his/her job someday

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How important is your appearance to you?
Very. I have high standards for myself in that regard.
Fairly important. I'm in public a lot.
It's what's inside that counts.
I spend little time on my appearance, but I get a lot of compliments anyway.

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How important is money to you?
Very. Does that sound shallow?
I value free time more, so I just need enough income to get by.
I need a certain amount to accomplish my goals.
I value professional achievements most, but money tends to accompany them.

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Are you happy with your level of education?
Yes. It's more important to think deeply about things than to study from a book.
Education is an ongoing process. I'll never stop learning.
No, I wish I could have had better educational opportunities.
Yes, I hold an advanced degree.

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How do you like to work out?
I don't, tbh.
I enjoy group fitness, like Zumba or cardio kickboxing.
I have a challenging CrossFit routine.
Yoga or pilates

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A perfect weekend has to include what?
Sleeping late
Seeing friends
Reading
A concert or dance

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How do you feel about cooking?
I'm usually too busy, but I'll do it on weekends.
I love to cook, especially for friends.
Life's too short. I'll fix some instant noodles.
I'm a pretty good cook, though the planning and cleanup can be tedious.

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What kind of pet most appeals to you?
Fish or a bird - something low-maintenance
A cat
A small dog, like a pug
A bigger dog, like a Lab or Mastiff

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If you'd had to sign up for a sport in school, what would you have chosen?
Long-distance running
Soccer
Baseball
Swimming

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Which of these diets might you try?
Paleo
Vegan
The Mediterranean diet
Gluten-free

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Are you close to the family you grew up in?
No, not really
We're incredibly close.
We keep in touch.
I love them, but don't feel like they get me.

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What's a good meal to share on a date?
Anything, really. It's not about the food.
Finger food we can share, like tapas
Something new to both of us
Something inexpensive, in case my date insists on paying

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How well do you stand up to bullies?
I stand my ground, defending myself and those I love.
I'll get them back, and they'll never know it was me.
I use rules and laws to enforce my rights and make them back off.
I pray for them or send good energy their way. They must be hurting.

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What do you like to eat for lunch?
Half the time, I forget to eat at midday.
Soup and salad is fine.
Something savory, like curry or falafel, to break up the day's monotony
Something that's not messy - I'm probably eating at my desk.

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Which of these spectator sports would you mostly likely watch?
Baseball
Auto racing
Gymnastics
Tennis

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Do you consider yourself artistic?
Not really
Yes, very
Somewhat
If my friends want to try something, like pottery-making, then I will too.

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If money were no object, what kind of home would you have?
A cozy country house with a bit of land
A fully WiFi-enabled place with lots of conveniences
A seaside home with a great view
A penthouse in a city

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Which of these is a good first-date activity?
Being part of a paintball war
Drinks and dancing
An art class
Dinner and a play or movie

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If you were to color your hair, what color would you probably choose?
Fiery red
A rich brunette
Fantasy colors, like blue and violet
A pale Celtic streak in front

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How do you feel about divorce?
I doubt I'll ever marry, so it's not an issue.
I would try everything to make it work first.
I would strive for "conscious uncoupling," as la Gwyneth called it.
Get a good lawyer. If one of us gets taken to the cleaners, it's not gonna be me!

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Which of these male biblical figures is most meaningful to you?
Abraham, father to a nation
John, the disciple Jesus loved
Joseph, Mary's patient husband
The wise prophet Samuel

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You've come into a little money, just enough to remodel one room in your home. Which will you choose?
The bathroom
The kitchen
My study
I'd build a little chashitsu (Japanese-style tearoom).

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Someone at work doesn't like you, no matter how well you've tried to treat them. How do you respond?
Start an unfounded rumor about them
Keep treating them fairly and kindly
Ask them directly what the problem is
Figure out what the problem might be, using knowledge of psychology and human nature

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Which of these are you most likely to have for dinner?
Broiled salmon and vegetables
A stir-fry over brown rice
Roast chicken and potatoes
Any kind of takeout

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If everyone at your job feels the boss's demands are unfair, what do you do?
Often, I'm the one spearheading changes or representing my co-workers.
I think there's power in numbers and lend my voice to the group.
As much as possible, I just ignore the rules and do things my way.
I try to stay out of office politics, even when I agree with the majority.

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Which of these best describes your feelings about love?
It's pretty much the best thing in the world.
When I find the right person, I'll do anything for him/her.
I'm conflicted about it. There's so much else I want to accomplish.
The right partner makes everything in life better, but you have to choose wisely.

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Which of these female historical figures do you most admire?
Jane Austen
Harriet Tubman
Margaret Thatcher
Marie Curie

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