Build a Burrito and We'll Guess the Age You'll Live To

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Burrito and We'll Guess the Age You'll Live To
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About This Quiz

There are many types of Mexican food in this world, known for flavor, texture and authenticity. And you're probably familiar with some of these dishes, which include tacos, enchiladas, tamales, quesadillas and tostadas. But today, we're going to focus on something a little more epic — a massive burrito!

Building a burrito is all about combining your favorite flavors. It typically starts with a tortilla, which can be either store-bought or freshly made. Next comes the fun part: the fixings! With so many proteins, veggies, sauces and condiments to choose from, it's no surprise that burritos are one of the more popular options at fast food chains like Taco Bell and Chipotle. 

Some people choose to eat a burrito as is, while others like to combine it with side dishes and drinks. But be warned — even though burritos are typically filled with lots of healthy ingredients, such as vegetables, some of them can be high in fat or carbs too! No need to be worried though, because as long as burritos are eaten in moderation, they won't do much harm to your lifespan ... or will they? 

If you're curious about what age you'll live to, then take our epic burrito creation quiz now!

What type of protein will you be adding to your burrito?
Tofu
Chicken
Ground beef
Pork

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Will you be using a taco seasoning mix to flavor your protein of choice?
No, I don't need that.
Maybe just half of the packet
Maybe just a little bit
Sure, why not?

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How about adding some beans to your epic burrito?
I don't need any beans.
Black beans
Pinto beans
Refried beans

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Surely some fresh herbs deserve a place in your burrito, right?
Chives
Cilantro
Parsley
Eww, gross!

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Which of these seasonings does not belong in a burrito?
Everything is fair game to me.
Cayenne pepper
Onion powder
Dried oregano

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Which one of these side dishes should accompany your burrito?
Salad
Soup
Coleslaw
Beans

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What kind of tortilla will you be wrapping your epic creation in?
I don't need a tortilla.
Corn tortilla
Spanish tortilla
Flour tortilla

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how spicy do you want your burrito to be?
9–10
7–8
4–6
1–3

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Would you rather add some guacamole or avocado slices to your burrito?
Let's add both!
Avocado slices
Guacamole
Neither

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Will you be making a wet or dry burrito?
What's the difference?
Dry burrito
Wet burrito
I've got time to make both!

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If you have a cheesy personality, then it's time to pick some cheese for your burrito! Which will it be?
No cheese, please
Cotija cheese
Monterey jack
Mild cheddar

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What type of rice would you like to stuff your burrito with?
I don't need rice.
Brown rice
White rice
Both white and brown rice

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Which of these veggies is an absolute must for a flavorful burrito?
Bell peppers
Onions
Tomatoes
Lettuce

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How many burritos will you be eating today?
I probably can't even finish one.
Just one
Two
At least three

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Do you think that corn kernels belong in a burrito?
Sure, bring it on!
Maybe for a burrito bowl, but not for a burrito
I'm not really sure.
Gross, I hate corn.

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It's time to drizzle one of these sauces in your burrito! Can you choose?
No sauce, please
Salsa verde
Salsa
Enchilada sauce

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Would you like to add any sour cream to your epic creation?
No thanks
Maybe just on the side
Just a little bit
Yes, I want a lot of sour cream.

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Will you be eating your burrito here, or do you want to take it to go?
I'll eat it here.
I'm not sure yet.
To go
I'll eat one here and I'll take another to go.

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What tastes better to you: burritos or burrito bowls?
I'm not crazy about either of these.
Burrito bowls
Burritos
I'll take both!

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How does a grilled burrito sound to you?
Unhealthy
Strange
Just OK
Amazing

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Which of these fast food chains offers the best burrito?
Baja Fresh
Qdoba
Chipotle
Taco Bell

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One of these veggies does not belong in a burrito, but which one is it?
I love all types of veggies.
Black olives
Onions
Jalapeño peppers

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Would you like to add some lime juice to your burrito?
Absolutely
Just some lime wedges on the side, please
Just a tiny bit
Nope, I'll pass.

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In your opinion, what's the best thing about a burrito?
How healthy it can be
The flavors
The textures
The massive size

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How about building a breakfast burrito instead of the one you're making?
No, that's too much work.
No, I don't like breakfast burritos.
OK, sounds like a plan!
How about I make both?

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Are you planning to eat your burrito with your hands or with a knife and fork?
A knife and fork sound more proper.
Just a spoon, please
It depends on how messy this gets.
Who would dare to use utensils?

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If you like to try new things in life, then how about a dessert burrito?
No thanks, that sounds gross.
What kind of fruit is in it?
I'll try it, but I probably won't like it.
Now you're reading my mind.

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Do you consider yourself to be a picky eater when it comes to burritos?
Absolutely
A little bit
Only about certain toppings
Nope, not at all

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If you don't finish your burrito, will you be saving it for tomorrow?
Nope, it's going to be soggy by then.
I'll probably just give it to a friend.
It depends on how much is left.
Of course

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How enthusiastic are you about trying a vegetarian burrito?
Very enthusiastic
Somewhat enthusiastic
Indifferent
Not at all enthusiastic

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