Build a Fast Food Mega Meal and We'll Correctly Guess Your Age

By: Teresa M.

Build a Fast Food Mega Meal and We'll Correctly Guess Your Age
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About This Quiz

We can tell how old you are by the way you throw together your ultimate fast food meal! How will we do it? Well, we have a highly trained panel of experts dedicated solely to correlating age by the number of fries you stuff in your bag or the amount of special sauce you use! Not really, but we do have our magical ways of deciphering your mega meal and looking for indicators of the number of candles on your next cake! 

As you build your fast food mega meal, you will get a once in a lifetime chance to enter the world's largest fast food kitchen. Once you're there, you'll have full access to every sauce, topping, burger, taco, or chicken nugget you could ever dream up. You won't be charged for your order, so don't hold back. Fill up your plastic tray with every item you could ever want in one fast food meal. Then, we'll be able to guess your age accurately! 

You might want to grab a snack before you get started. This mega meal quiz is going to make your stomach growl with hunger! After you make your perfect meal, we'll tell you how old you are! Let's get cheesy! 

Which condiment would you use the most of?
Mustard
Relish
Chutney
Ketchup

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What kind of bread would you use for a burger?
Sesame seed bun
Texas Toast
Croissant
Potato roll

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Which restaurant's fries would add to your mega meal?
Wendy's
Burger King
McDonald's
Arby's

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Would you add onion rings or deep fried pickles?
I would love some deep fried pickles.
I would prefer onion rings.
Can I have both?
I don't like either one.

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Would you make a single, double, or triple burger?
I don't like burgers.
I would make a single.
I would make a triple.
I would make a double.

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Do you prefer the Big Mac or the Whopper?
I like them both.
I prefer the Big Mac.
I like the Whopper, Jr. best.
I like the Whopper more.

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What drink would you wash your meal down with?
Coke
Pepsi
Water
Mountain Dew

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Which Taco Bell sauce might you put on a sandwich?
Verde Sauce
Fire Sauce
Lava Sauce
Mild Sauce

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What kind of burrito might you add to your order?
Black bean
Steak
Chicken
Fish

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Would you add a side salad to your order?
I would add an entree sized salad.
I would add a side salad.
I wouldn't add a salad.
It depends on my other food items.

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Which flavor milkshake would you add?
Chocolate
I'm lactose intolerant.
Shamrock
Vanilla

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What kind of cheese would you add to a sandwich?
Swiss
Provolone
Cheddar
Bleu Cheese

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Which topping would you add the most of on your burger?
Lettuce
Cheese
Tomato
Pickle

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Would you add a baked potato or chili to your order?
I would add both.
I would prefer the potato.
I would prefer the chili.
I prefer making those at home.

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What kind salad dressing might you add to your order?
Ranch
Italian
Thousand Island
French

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What sauce would you dip your nuggets in?
BBQ
Honey Mustard
Ranch
Ketchup

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Which taco topping would you use the most of?
Sour cream
Salsa
Guacamole
Cheese

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What kind of fries would you prefer?
Shoestring
Waffle
Curly
Steak

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Which breakfast item would we find in your mega meal bag?
Bacon
Yogurt
Egg sandwich
Breakfast burrito

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How many napkins would you need for your mega meal?
Dozens
A couple
One
I'll just use my shirt.

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Would you add a Filet o' Fish to your fast food tray?
I would add a couple of them.
I don't like them.
I haven't tried one.
I would totally add one.

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Will your fast food meal require eating utensils?
I will need a spoon.
I will need a fork.
I will use my hands.
I will need a knife.

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Which McDonald's Signature Crafted sandwiches sounds best to you?
Garlic White Cheddar
I haven't heard of them.
Sweet BBQ Bacon
Pico Guacamole

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Which fast food desert would you add to your meal?
McDonald's Apple Pie
Taco Bell Cinnamon Twists
Wendy's Frosty
Burger King's Caramel Sundae

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How many times a week do you eat fast food?
1
3
2
4 or more

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Would you add anything from Arby's?
I love their loaded fries.
I would add a roast beef.
I like Arby's turkey sandwiches.
I don't really like Arby's.

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Would you ever dip your fries in mayo?
That's disgusting.
I sure would.
No, but I do dip them in ice cream.
Fries were meant to be dipped in ketchup.

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What kind of chicken would you add to your meal?
Wendy's Spicy Chicken
McDonald's Chicken McNuggets
Subway Chicken Bacon Ranch
Burger King Chicken Fries

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Would you share your mega meal with anyone?
No!
I would share with my sweetheart.
I would share with a coworker.
I would share with my best friend.

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Which food would you add as an appetizer?
Cheese sticks
Potato skins
Salad
Nachos

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