Build a Pizza and We'll Guess What Kind of Guy You Attract

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Would you enjoy a Spicy Pulled Pork with Scallion pizza?
That sounds awful.
Meat is murder!
That sounds decent.
Yum!

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How does a cheese pizza sound?
That sounds so good.
Not bad
Boring but okay
Lame

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Do you like pepperoni?
Who doesn't?
Gross
That sounds awesome.
How basic

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How about mushrooms?
Meh. I guess.
That sounds good.
No, thanks.
I will pass.

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Have you had bacon on pizza?
No, and I don't want to.
That is nasty.
That sounds killer.
That sounds okay.

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What about extra cheese and sausage?
Sounds good.
Are you trying to kill me?
Oh, yeah.
I will pass.

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Maybe a meat lovers?
Maybe
Good God, no.
Sign me up.
Do you mean "Maybe a heart attack?"

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Would you try chicken and avocado?
Is that a joke? No.
No chicken, thanks.
That sounds weird.
Mmm. Sure.

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Would you try barbecue sauce on your pie?
No way
I don't think so.
I might.
Sure

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Do you like stuffed crust pizza?
I can handle it.
Sounds nasty.
Sure
No, thank you.

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How about chicken, bacon and ranch?
How about I say no?
That is a bad pizza.
Sounds killer.
Ehh. I would try it.

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Do you like Hawaiian pizza?
No, too weird.
I don't eat ham.
Sure, that sounds good.
Nasty

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Would you try a mashed potato, bacon, and scallion pizza?
Not even a little bit
Maybe without the bacon
I will skip it.
That sounds awesome.

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Maybe a pizza with Buffalo cauliflower, scallion and blue cheese?
Please. Just stop.
That sounds good.
That sounds disgusting.
That sounds awesome.

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Would you try a white pizza?
I would, but I wouldn't like it.
That sounds awesome.
Yuck
That sounds okay.

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How about a veggie lovers?
No, too many veggies ruins it.
I would love one.
I will skip that one.
Sounds dull, but fine.

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Is spinach, kalamata olive and feta an option?
I don't even know what you're talking about.
That sounds so good.
That sounds awful.
I am down for one of those.

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Would you try pulled pork and mango?
No. That can't be real.
No, I don't do meat.
Umm. Could I pull off the mango?
Yes, please.

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Do you like prosciutto on pizza?
I have never had it.
That sounds bad.
That is so good.
It is decent.

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How about Canadian bacon?
I will pass.
I don't want that at all.
Bring it on.
If I can't have anything else, sure.

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Maybe a meatball pizza?
Maybe
Nope
Yes, I would love one.
How tacky

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How about a taco pizza?
You're freaking me out.
Gag.
Oh man, for sure.
I might try one.

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Would you try a pineapple salsa, bacon and jalapeño pizza?
Not if you paid me.
Maybe without the bacon.
I am not interested.
For sure.

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Have you ever had a Philly cheesesteak pizza?
No, and I never will.
Barf
Oh man, that sounds so good.
No, but I would try one.

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Do you like breakfast pizza?
Sure, that sounds good.
As long as there is no meat.
Yeah, those are awesome.
Those are lame.

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Do you like anchovy on your pie?
Nope
I can deal with them.
Sure
I have never tried them.

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How about Alfredo pizza?
Yeah, why not?
Sounds awesome.
Sounds awful.
Sounds boring.

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What kind of sausage do you want on your pie?
Italian
None
Spicy
Sweet

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Is there such a thing as "too much" pepperoni on a pizza?
Well, maybe
For sure
Never!
I would say so.

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Would you have clams on pizza?
No way I would do that.
Sure, why not?
I would have to be hammered.
I would be down for trying it.

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