Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Rate You From Vanilla to Kinky

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Rate You From Vanilla to Kinky
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About This Quiz

When it comes to intimacy, how often do you think of a Doritos Locos taco? For some people, probably not at all. Others probably think of them way more often than they should. But what does it all mean? Can an empanada speak to your eroticism? Do Cinnamon Twists show your sensual side? Does a Gordita inspire good-lovin'?

Some of us really like to throw caution to the wind when it comes to intimacy and bedroom shenanigans while others are much more reserved. They like to stick to what they know, the tried and true staples that have seen them through this far in life. 

That's pretty much how people order from Taco Bell, too. With their ever-changing menu that sometimes can include the most exotic, weird and intimidating items, Taco Bell is definitely a destination for the bold.  But at the same time, their best-seller is the innocent, unassuming soft taco. It's reliable, it's safe, and it's about as plain as it gets. Taco Bell has something for every taste from mild to wild. And sometimes things do get a little spicy. Where do you fall on the scale? Let us know your Taco Bell choices, and we'll tell you if you're straight-laced or kinktastic!

It's breakfast, what are you going to order from Taco Bell?
Taco Bell breakfast? Yeah, no.
Breakfast soft taco
French toast chalupa
That Naked Egg Taco that replaced the tortilla with an egg

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Would you ever eat a Firecracker Burrito?
What is that?
The one with Pop Rocks? Maybe without the Pop Rocks
Sure, I'd have a bite.
Can I get an extra packet of the Pop Rocks?

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What's the best Taco Bell dessert?
I like Cinnamon Twists.
Cinnabon Delights are good.
A nice, hot, caramel apple empanada
That Kit Kat Quesadilla was genius.

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How do you take your taco?
Meat, cheese, lettuce
Supreme (sour cream and tomato added)
I'll add some guacamole and hot sauce.
They'll totally add Fritos and pico de gallo if you ask!

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You have a choice of sauce packets. Which do you choose?
Mild
Verde
Hot
Can you still get Diablo sauce?

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The Black Jack taco had a black tortilla. Would you try that?
Wait, what made it black?
No thanks, too gimmicky
Sure, why not?
Line it up with that red Fiery Doritos Locos Taco!

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Taco Bell sold a seafood salad in the 1980s. Worth a try?
This sounds terrifying.
Maybe a bite?
I'd try one.
It had shrimp and snow crab! I'm in!

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What is the single greatest menu item at Taco Bell?
Good ol' soft taco
I like a crunchy taco.
Mexican Pizza
That naked chicken Chalupa was pretty inspired.

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If you take a date to Taco Bell, what should you avoid?
Do you really go to Taco Bell on a date?
Anything with beans
Anything with too much spice
Why would you avoid anything?

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How many soft tacos can you eat in one sitting?
A couple
I've never really tried more than 3 or 4.
Maybe 5 or 6?
Why eat just soft tacos when there's so much else to try?

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What's the best Doritos Locos Taco?
Cool Ranch
Nacho Cheese
Fiery
Can't I have all three?

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What's a good side for a taco?
Nachos
Pintos N Cheese
A couple more tacos
A Chalupa, a Crunchwrap, or maybe a Mexican Pizza

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Have you tried Taco Bell's Rattlesnake Fries?
Never even heard of it
No, they don't really sound like my thing.
I'd give them a try.
The ones with steak, jalapeno sauce, and nacho cheese? Oh yeah.

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What kind of burrito sounds best?
Bean Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Fritos Burrito
Cheetos Burrito

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If you want to eat healthy at Taco Bell, what do you order?
Probably not going to Taco Bell if I want to be healthy
Spicy tostada
Is a Fiesta Taco Salad healthy?
Power menu bowl

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What's the best sauce to have added to your order?
Guacamole
Nacho Cheese
Salsa
Chipotle

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Taco Bell has a lot of extras. What's the best one to add to your taco?
Beans
Rice
Potatoes
Fritos

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What's the ultimate protein for your taco?
Chicken
Beef
Beans
Grilled Steak

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When a normal taco just won't do, what do you want from Taco Bell?
Nachos
Gordita
Chalupa
Mexican Pizza

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What vegetable is key to making a good taco?
Lettuce
Tomato
Onion
Jalapenos

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It's not a taco without cheese. What's the ultimate cheese for your taco?
Just regular cheese
Nacho cheese
Three-cheese blend
Lava sauce

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If you're in the mood for a quesadilla, what do you want inside?
Cheese
Chicken
Steak
Kit Kat

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Taco Bell nachos demand to be dipped. What will you dip yours in?
Nacho cheese
Guacamole
Salsa
Pico de gallo

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Some dishes at Taco Bell are a meal unto themselves. What's your big meal item of choice?
Power Menu Bowl
Crunchwrap Supreme
Mexican Pizza
Fiesta Taco Bowl

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There are a lot of ways to wrap up your meal. What's the best kind of wrap for a taco?
Soft flour tortilla
Crunchy corn tortilla
Soft and chewy gordita
Naked chicken

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What's the best time of day to have some tacos?
Dinner
Late night
Breakfast
There is no bad time.

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You can't have a Taco Bell combo without a drink. What's your beverage of choice?
Just a fountain drink is fine
Iced tea
They sell beer, don't they?
That Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze looks good.

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There are some great items for just $1 at Taco Bell. What's worth your dollar?
Cinnamon Twists
Spicy Tostada
Triple Layer Nachos
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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What do you wish Taco Bell sold that they don't have on the menu right now?
Everything's fine as it is.
Fish taco
Chimichanga
Tamales

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If you were mixing Taco Bell with another kind of fast food, what would you eat with it?
I don't think I'd do that.
A burger and taco combo sounds good.
Fried chicken
I like the sound of Chinese and Mexican!

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