Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
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About This Quiz

For as long as people have been eating, they've also been having sex.  Probably breathing and drinking too, but let's not make it complicated.  Food and sex are two pretty simple biological imperatives that we all have to address sometime. But it doesn't need to be as cold and scientific-sounding as all that, does it?  Of course not. It's the modern world.  We can have some fun with both of these things.  We can enjoy the company of special someone and we can also enjoy a Crunchwrap Supreme.  Maybe not at the same time, but they can still be enjoyed. 

Now finding a clear link between sex and food may seem difficult, but there are some subtle clues you can pick out when you know someone's culinary proclivities. If, for instance, you were to tell us your thoughts on a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza, or even a soft taco and a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze, then it's entirely possible we could gain untold insight into your true nature.  We could probably even guess exactly how many people you've slept with before.  Don't believe it?  Take the quiz and see!

What's the single greatest menu item in Taco Bell's history?
Soft Taco
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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What is the one topping you must have on a soft taco to make it perfect?
Cheese
Tomato
Sour cream
Hot sauce

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Which vegetable topping is the best one available at Taco Bell?
Lettuce
Tomato
Refried beans
Jalapeno

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Which Taco Bell dessert sounds like it would satisfy your sweet tooth the best?
Cinnamon Twists
Caramel Apple Empanada
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Cinnabon Delights

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How do you wrap up your meal from Taco Bell?
Soft tortilla
Crunchy tortilla
Gordita
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco Shell

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What kind of protein makes for the best taco?
Seasoned beef
Refried beans
Chicken
Steak

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You need to have a drink to wash those tacos down, so what will you order?
Pepsi
Iced tea
Strawberry Skittles Breeze
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze

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If you've been driving all night and see a Taco Bell at the break of dawn, what breakfast would you order?
Breakfast Soft Taco
Hash brown
Grande Scrambler
Breakfast Crunchwrap

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There are so many burrito varieties available, which one sounds most delicious?
Burrito Supreme
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito
7-Layer Burrito

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Do you like things spicy? Which kind of sauce has the right kick?
Mild Sauce
Hot Sauce
Diablo Sauce
Lava Sauce

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You can order all kinds of extras on a taco. What would you add?
Potatoes
Rice
Black beans
Fritos

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There are a lot of unique sauce choices to boost the flavor of your taco, which one sounds best?
Pico de Gallo
Guacamole
Chipotle Sauce
Avocado Ranch Sauce

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Taco Bell has a lot of choices, but what do you wish they gave as an option for taco filling that they currently don't?
Shredded beef
Chorizo
Fish
Al pastor

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You can order your taco in a few styles. Which one sounds most appealing?
Supreme
Meatless
Fresco
Grilled

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What's the best thing to stuff in your quesadilla?
Cheese
Steak
Chocolate
Chicken

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Nachos are a fantastic snack food item, but they need dip. What do you dip your nachos in?
Nacho cheese
Salsa
Guacamole
Pico de gallo

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Not every tortilla is plain Jane. Which exotic tortilla is your favorite?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Black Jack Taco

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Sometimes you need something a little bulkier than a taco. Which of these sounds best?
Chalupa
Gordita
Double Chalupa
Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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If you only had a dollar to your name, what would you order from the Dollar Craving Menu?
Cinnamon Twists
Triple Layer Nachos
Spicy Tostada
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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What's your Taco Bell side dish of choice?
Nachos
Black beans and rice
Seasoned rice
Pintos 'N Cheese

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Most fast food joints sell fries, but not Taco Bell. They do have potatoes on the menu though. Which tater dish is the best?
Hash Browns
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheesy Potato Griller
Spicy Potato Soft Taco

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Which Taco Bell combo would hit the spot right now?
3 Soft Taco Combo
Rolled Chicken Taco Combo
Chalupa Cravings Box
XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito

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Are you a vegetarian? Taco Bell has your back! Which vegetarian item sounds best?
Cheese Quesadilla
Black Bean Burrito
Power Menu Bowl
Spicy Tostada

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If you have a lot of hungry people around, you need a Party Pack. What kind are you ordering?
Supreme Taco Party Pack
Taco 12 Pack
Grande Meal
Rolled Chicken Tacos Party Pack

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What's the best protein choice for your breakfast taco?
Bacon
Cheese
Sausage
Bacon and sausage

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Taco Bell specializes in wrapping things in other things. Which wrapped-up treat is the best?
Double Decker Taco
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Quesarito
Crunchwrap Supreme

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A lot of Taco Bell menu items have gone the way of the dodo. Which discontinued menu item do you wish you could try?
Fully Loaded Nachos
Enchirito
Chicken Caesar Grilled Stuft Burrito
Volcano Taco

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Of all the discontinued items on the Taco Bell menu, which one are you most glad is gone?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Seafood Salad
BLT Taco
Bell Beefer

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Taco Bell is known for some crazy menu items. Which one is the most baffling to you?
Jalapeno Popper Quesarito
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Naked Chicken Chips
Firecracker Burrito

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Sometimes the best side dish for a taco is a different kind of fast food. What do you want on the side?
McDonald's
KFC
Burger King
Five Guys

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