Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess How Many People You've Slept With
By: Ian Fortey
Image: Taco Bell
About This Quiz
For as long as people have been eating, they've also been having sex. Probably breathing and drinking too, but let's not make it complicated. Food and sex are two pretty simple biological imperatives that we all have to address sometime. But it doesn't need to be as cold and scientific-sounding as all that, does it? Of course not. It's the modern world. We can have some fun with both of these things. We can enjoy the company of special someone and we can also enjoy a Crunchwrap Supreme. Maybe not at the same time, but they can still be enjoyed.
Now finding a clear link between sex and food may seem difficult, but there are some subtle clues you can pick out when you know someone's culinary proclivities. If, for instance, you were to tell us your thoughts on a Taco Bell Mexican Pizza, or even a soft taco and a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze, then it's entirely possible we could gain untold insight into your true nature. We could probably even guess exactly how many people you've slept with before. Don't believe it? Take the quiz and see!
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