Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess What High School Stereotype You Are

By: Pierre Roustan

6 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Culinary delights speak miles and miles of words, lending revelation to personalities. Think about it: if you like sweets, you might be a hopeless romantic. If you're into spicy food, we're willing to bet you're a daredevil or risk taker. The list can go on and on. But has anyone ever tried figuring out someone's personality by their Taco Bell order? It's not an easy feat. You have to know what parameters guide you in evaluating a person's psyche, because that Taco Bell menu isn't a breeze. There's a lot to choose from!

Thankfully, we've broken it down for you. It's fairly easy. All you need to do is take this quiz right now. Breaking down the menu never seemed easier. Who knew there were subtle cues to a person's mindset and spirituality based on the type of taco they're eating? Not even Sigmund Freud has any deets on this theory. But it's true. We dare you to give it a shot. If we're wrong on your high school personality, we'll owe you a taco! But if we're right.... Well, we'll let you think on that!

What's the first thing that pops in your mind when you look at the Beefy 5-layer Burrito?

Touchdown!

Oh, my, do I have the "vapahs"!
You talkin' to me?

My arteries are clogging up just looking at it.

Do you like your burritos "GRILLED STUFT" or "regular"?

Stuff it like a Thanksgiving turkey, my man.

You can stuff some cheese in there, too, maybe?
As long as I get to have some "fire sauce" with it.

I'll share it with my imaginary friend, okay?

How happy does a Fiesta Taco Salad make you?

It is called a "fiesta" for a reason, right?

It's an after-party for the taste buds, baby.
I dig it with some salsa.

I'll eat it while watching Netflix.

How fast can you eat a Shredded Chicken Burrito?

What chicken burrito? Oh, yeah. The one I already ate.

Honestly don't know. I ate my last one while watching "Romeo & Juliet"
Not very long, because I'm too busy contemplating life and the reason for it in the grand scheme of the universe.

About three hours.

If you were to order a Power Menu Burrito, what would be your reason for doing that?

To replenish the lactic acid my muscles lost after the wrestling meet I just performed.

To psych myself up for the "Mary Poppins" audition
To get my energy up for the street race I'm about to enter into with my rival.

To help me sleep after watching "Porky's Revenge."

What's your ideal snack - the Cheesy Roll-Up or the Cheesy Potato Griller?

Snacks? We don't need no stinkin' snacks!

I'd go for the cheesy potato griller. Got to keep my skin looking snazzy.
Either or, no preference.

I guess I'd just stick with the cheesy roll-up?

Ever heard of the "Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco"?

WHAT??

That's a match made in Heaven.
I like the spice, my dear....

As long as I have Tic Tacs, I'm good.

Do you think having a "Mexican Pizza" makes sense?

Uuuuuuh....

Italy meets Mexico? Sounds freaky.
I think it's interesting. Like an enigma.

If it's the size of a sandwich, then sure.

What does a cheese quesadilla look like to you?

An emblem you put on your varsity jacket.

The sun in the sky. Gorgeous.
My heart. A heart you will NEVER see.

Uuuuuh. Food.

Can you eat an entire Power Menu Bowl?

Duh.

Maybe during intermission.
Only in the darkness of the night, shall I accomplish such a feat.

Only if I save half of it in the fridge for lunch tomorrow.

When you hear the term "Meximelt," what's the first thing that pops in your mind?

Attack formation, pattern Delta.

A character from a play done in Mexico, maybe?
That's what happens when I'm staring at a hottie from Cuba, jefe.

Will it give me indigestion?

Would you like to play shuffleboard with a Crunchwrap Supreme?

Can I eat it after we're done?

The winner of the game gets the whole of it!
No.

Can't I just play Dungeons & Dragons?

What do you think cheerleaders would eat from the Taco Bell Menu?

Green stuff.

A steak quesadilla. Lean, lots of dairy, and meat for those sweet curves, baby.
Don't care. I have to look somber and sultry right now.

Anything they want.... Yeah.

You're in high school Spanish class.... So what exactly is a "Quesarito"?

It's a Spanish dance where everyone twirls around on their toes like ballerinas.

Isn't that like a smaller version of a cheesy burrito?
Love wrapped in love.

I believe it's a burrito with cheese melted around it and then wrapped by another soft shell tortilla. I did the research.

If you had to choose between a Chicken Quesadilla and a Nachos BellGrande to offer to your math teacher just so you can get a good grade, which one would you give that teacher?

Uuuuuuuuh.... The Annexation of Puerto Rico....

Heck, I'd give both.... Sweetens the deal.
Neither. I don't need to bribe anyone.

I'd ask my math teacher, "Which one would you prefer for being the best teacher in the world?"

You just finished your final exam - what do you want to eat?

Five cheesy Gordita Crunches.

Six orders of chips and nacho cheese sauce.
A fiery Doritos taco.

Yummy cinnamon twists.

How many Cinnabon Delights can you eat in one minute?

Six? Shouldn't eat that much, or I'd go into sugar shock.

Do I get the part in the play? If so, I'll eat anything you give me.
As many as that charming person over there can feed me.

Why just one minute?? GIVE ME MORE!!

You want to offer some food to your significant other to eat. What do you give?

Steak burrito.

Cheesy taco.
Spicy quesadilla.

Caramel apple empanada.

What's your ideal Taco Bell beverage to nab before getting to school?

Gatorade Fruit Punch

Strawberry Skittles Freeze
Coffee

Baja Blast Mountain Dew

It's breakfast time. You're heading to school. You see Taco Bell. You think "mmmmm...." What are you thinking of buying?

Five Breakfast Crunchwraps.

Three Grande Scramblers.
Two spicy Breakfast Quesadillas.

A Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla.

You think you can handle a Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito?

I can't be throwin' up on the field. Any other day, I'd have 20 in one sitting.

On any other day, absolutely, but not before curtain call. Can't have any accidents on stage.
I know I can, and I don't care if you don't believe me.

Peeeeeeepto Bismooooooool.

If you were dared by your high school arch rival to eat a Spicy Tostada, would you do it?

Just one, yes.

Can I put extra cheese on the thing?
I'd eat five of them in one sitting.

It's always better to turn the other cheek.

You're getting a party pack of tacos for a school function, but you have to drive a good 30 minutes to get back on campus. How many tacos are left?

One. Oh, wait. No. Now there's none left.

I HAVE to at least keep ten in there for the rest of the cast of "Guys and Dolls."
As long as I'm paid my fee for having to drive to the stupid Taco Bell, they can have all of them.

If it's for the entire football team or cheerleading squad, I'd do my best to not touch any of them.

Is the Naked Chicken Chalupa really that daring?

Not really. I'll eat it just as fast as all of the rest on the menu!

So scandalous.
It's exciting. It makes my blood boil.

Did you say "naked"?

You have a choice of a nachos platter to buy. Which one do you buy?

The Nachos BellGrande combo. Two of them.

I'm all about the Nachos Supreme, baby.
Just one Nachos BellGrande will do.

Can I just get a Triple Layers Nachos, please?

You want something simpler to snack on after chowing down on a few big burritos. What are you focusing on?

Chips and Guacamole.

Chip and Nacho Cheese.
Chips and Salsa.

Chips and Pico de Gallo

What would you pair with a taco in a combo?

More tacos, of course.

Perhaps some chips and cheese and a little bit of salsa to go with it?
Some hot sauce and maybe a gordita.

An orange pop freezie!

If you had to have a burrito, what would be your first choice for meat?

Can I have a turduken?

Chicken.
Spicy beef.

Can't cheese be like beef? I mean, it comes from cows....

What's one thing you wish the Taco Bell menu could have?

Tacos de lengua.

Enchiladas.
Spicy chimichangas.

Fried ice cream.

If you had to buy a party pack, who would it be for?

The basketball team after they win state finals.

The entire cast of "The King and I" during the after party.
For the "Fight Club" I host on Saturdays.

For my chess club.

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