Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Birth Month

By: Ian Fortey

Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Your Birth Month
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About This Quiz

According to astrology, you can learn about yourself, your life and your future based on the movements of celestial objects today and at the time of your birth. The alignment of the planets holds influence over your fate and the kind of person you are.  Your astrological sign can give a broad idea of your personality and who you are as a person.  Pretty intense, right? But the real question is, do you believe the same information can be gleaned from your Taco Bell preferences?  

If we were to engage in what one might call Tacostrology, could we deconstruct the information we've learned about you and figure out what you were born? Is it even possible that we could accurately say you were born in February because you like soft tacos? Or July because of your thoughts on pico de gallo? There's one way to find out! The planets have aligned with the Crunchwrap Supremes, and the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco is in retrograde! Take the quiz, let us know your taco hopes and dreams and we'll tell you what month you were born in, it's as simple as that.

There's so much to choose from at Taco Bell but if you had to pick just one favorite, what would it be?
Soft Taco
Bean Burrito
Crunchy Taco
Mexican Pizza

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You can't order much without some kind of protein inside, right? What kind of protein makes the meal for you?
Seasoned beef
Chicken
Steak
Refried beans

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Cheese makes everything in the world better. What kind of cheese do you like on a taco?
Shredded cheese
Three cheese blend
Nacho cheese
Lava sauce

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If you're in the mood for chicken, Taco Bell can help you out. What's your chicken favorite?
Chicken Soft Taco
Shredded Chicken Burrito
Chicken Quesadilla
Naked Chicken Chalupa

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Maybe steak is your meat of choice. What's the ultimate steak treat at Taco Bell?
Grilled Steak Soft Taco
Steak A.M. Crunchwrap
Cheesy Steak and Egg Breakfast Burrito
Chalupa Steak Supreme

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Sometimes a taco isn't quite big enough and you need a chalupa. What's the ultimate chalupa?
Chicken Chalupa Supreme
Double Chalupa
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Spicy Double Chalupa

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A taco isn't a taco without the right kind of sauce. What sauce is key to making a delicious taco?
Avocado Ranch Dressing
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo
Nacho Cheese

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There are some tasty side dishes available at Taco Bell. Which one do you want?
Seasoned Rice
Black Beans and Rice
Pintos N Cheese
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

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Are you a nacho fan? Then you know you need a tasty dip for them. Which dip do you love?
Salsa
Guacamole
Pico de Gallo
Nacho cheese

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You don't need to wrap or fold everything at Taco Bell. Which of these specialty items is calling your name?
Fiesta Taco Salad
Power Menu Bowl
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme

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There's a wide variety of tacos you can choose from. Which one is your favorite?
Soft Taco
Crunchy Taco
Double Decker Taco
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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Maybe a taco won't cut it and you need a burrito. Which burrito is best?
Bean Burrito
Beefy Nacho Griller
7-Layer Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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When you need a dessert, you can find a few sweet options. Which one sounds right to you?
Cinnamon Twists
Cinnabon Delights
Caramel Apple Empanada
Kit Kat Quesadilla

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You're going to get awfully parched eating those tacos. Order a drink!
Pepsi
Beer!
Iced Coffee
Mountain Dew Baja Blast

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If you're on a budget, you should hit up the Dollar Cravings menu. Which of these would you choose?
Triple Layer Nachos
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Beefy Mini Quesadilla
Spicy Tostada

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In order to craft the perfect taco, you need the right veggies. What veggie is a must-have item?
Lettuce
Tomato
Jalapeno
Onion

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A normal taco is good, but a colorful taco takes it to the next level. Which jazzed-up taco is what you crave?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
Black Jack Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

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Taco Bell sauce packets are half the fun of eating a taco. Which sauce is the best sauce?
Mild Sauce
Hot Sauce
Fire Sauce
Verde Sauce

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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. What would you have?
Grande Scrambler
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Naked Egg Taco

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A quesadilla is a nearly perfect food when you think about it. What do you like inside yours?
Cheese
Chicken
Kit Kat
Steak

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When meat isn't your thing but you still want something filling, beans are the answer. Which bean is best?
Bean Burrito
Black Beans and Rice
Pintos N Cheese
Black Bean Burrito

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It's important to choose the right name for a menu item, but sometimes Taco Bell leaves you hanging. Which of these vaguely named items sounds best?
Power Bowl
Stacker
Chickstar
Meximelt

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Do you need to bring the heat? What spicy option sounds delicious?
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Spicy Tostada
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco

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Which one of these cheese-filled snacks is the best of the lot?
Cheese Quesadilla
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Chips and Nacho Cheese
Pintos N Cheese

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Why settle for one tortilla when you can get two in the same item? Which double item is best?
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Quesarito
Double Decker Taco

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If you need a vegetarian option, Taco Bell has you covered. What's the best meat-free choice?
Cheesy Roll Up
Black Bean Burrito
Power Menu Burrito
Spicy Tostada

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Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. Which discontinued menu item is better forgotten?
Seafood Salad
Bell Beefer Sandwich
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Firecracker Burrito

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If the whole crew is coming over, then you need a Party Pack. Which pack would you pick for your party?
Taco 12 Pack
Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack
Supreme Variety Pack
Grande Meal

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Taco Bell knows how to prepare a potato. What potato dish is best?
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Hash Brown
Loaded Potato Griller
Spicy Potato Soft Taco

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Taco Bell has created some epic junk food mashups. Which one is the best one?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Cheetos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco

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