Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Tell You the Perfect Baby Name

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Tell You the Perfect Baby Name
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About This Quiz

It's Friday night. You and that special someone are sitting around, trying to find something to watch on Netflix when you both realize you're hungry.  Should you order a pizza?  Nah, not tonight. Maybe some burgers?  Not feeling that either.  But tacos?  Yes! Tacos would hit the spot! You need to go to Taco Bell! Oh, and you also need to name a baby!

The problem with naming babies for most of us is one of simple practicality. How do you name someone you've never met and who has no personality yet? There's a lot to consider there. You don't want to pick out Thurman as your baby's name when it turns out, after meeting him, you realize he should have been called Rolfe. And how do you even concentrate on naming a baby when you're so desperately hungry for tacos? Don't despair! This quiz is here!

Take a quick journey through your process of selecting an absolutely perfect, satisfying, delicious and vaguely nutritious Taco Bell order, and by the end, not only will you know what to have for dinner, you're also going to know exactly what to name your future son or daughter.  Or if you're a really free spirit, you'll know what to rename the baby you already have.  Kids like parents who are creative, so there's no wrong way to use the information you're about to learn. But you can't get the name if you don't take the quiz!

What's the absolute best filling for a taco?
Beef
Chicken
Steak
Nothing but veggies

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What's the best time of day to hit up Taco Bell?
Breakfast is best!
Lunchtime!
Dinner!
Is there a bad time?

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Taco Bell has had some zany menu items, but what's the best one?
Rattlesnake Fries
Kit Kat Chocoladilla
Naked Chicken Chalupa
French Toast Chalupa

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You don't want to get dehydrated eating your tacos, so what's the best drink option?
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Water
Cerveza
Sweet Tea

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You've got lots of options for wrapping up your taco, but what is the best shell?
A gordita
Soft shell
A Doritos Locos taco shell
Crunchy shell

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Your taco needs sauce on it, but what sauce is the best?
Pico de gallo
Avocado ranch sauce
Chipotle sauce
Hot sauce

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Tacos are great as is, but when you need to add an extra, what do you want?
Potatoes
Three-cheese blend
Fritos
Black beans

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When you can't deny your sweet tooth and you're at Taco Bell, what do you order?
Cinnabon Delights
Caramel Apple Empanada
Cinnamon Twists
No dessert for me

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How many tacos can you handle in one sitting?
Four or five
Maybe three
I'll eat until they're all gone.
Two is good.

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You've been driving all night and just as breakfast time hits, you see a Taco Bell. What do you order?
Sausage Flatbread Quesadilla
Mini Skillet Bowl
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Hash browns

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You're on a date and, naturally, you go to Taco Bell. What do you order to try to impress your special someone?
7-Layer Burrito
Fiesta Taco Salad
Spicy Double Chalupa
Power Menu Bowl

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If you could only ever eat one Taco Bell menu item ever again, what would it be?
A classic soft taco
A crunchy taco
It doesn't matter, as long as there's fire sauce.
A bean burrito

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You want to try to eat healthily, so you need a vegetable on your taco. What's the most important one?
Onion
Tomato
Beans
Lettuce

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After a big taco meal, what's the best way to unwind?
Flop on the couch and watch TV
Nap time
A second meal of tacos
Hit the gym

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Nachos are a great side, but what's the one nacho topping you absolutely must have?
Queso!
Sour cream!
Beef!
Refried beans!

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Taco Bell has menu items made with Doritos and with Fritos. What other snack food should they use?
Pringles
Lays
Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Bugles

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The Taco Bell menu is great, but what could they add to it to make it amazing?
Tamales
Enchiladas
Chimichangas
Fajitas

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You only have $1 in change in your car. What dollar menu item do you get?
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
Triple Layer Nachos
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Spicy Potato Soft Taco

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Taco Bell has queso and a three-cheese blend, but if you could get any cheese, what would you get?
Good ole American
Sharp cheddar
Pepper Jack
Queso fresco

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What kind of taco does Taco Bell need to start selling?
Al pastor (pork)
Chorizo
Barbacoa (shredded beef)
Fish

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What limited time menu item did you miss, but wish you could have tried?
Naked Egg Taco
Naked Chicken Chips
Firecracker Burrito (with Pop Rocks)
Airheads White Mystery Freeze

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You're making the ultimate fast food Frankendinner of Taco Bell and food from what other restaurant?
McDonald's
KFC
Del Taco
Subway

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You like to support an underdog sometimes. What's the most underrated Taco Bell menu item?
Cheesy Roll Up
MexiMelt
Mexican Pizza
Cinnamon Twists

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Say you've decided to go vegetarian for the day and you know Taco Bell has you covered. What vegetarian option do you order?
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Spicy Tostada
Pintos N Cheese

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Sometimes the location really makes the meal, so where do you want to eat your Taco Bell order?
Right in the restaurant
Back home is best.
In the car as soon as you get it
A picnic sounds nice.

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What's the spiciest menu item you can handle?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Jalapenos
Fire sauce
Sour cream

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Taco Bell has had a lot of slogans over the years. Which one was pure marketing genius?
Think outside the bun!
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
Make a run for the border!
Ding dong! Tacos!

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Taco Bell does some creative holiday stuff. Which holiday-themed menu item sounds best?
Baja Blast Glazed Ham
The Turkerito
The Black Jack Taco
Butternut Squash Chalupa Bites

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Dipping makes everything taste better. What's your go-to dip for nachos?
Salsa
Guacamole
Queso
Pico de gallo

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We've had to say goodbye to many Taco Bell items over the years. Which one do you wish they'd bring back?
Bell Beefer
Cinnamon Crispas
Enchirito
BLT Taco

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