Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess What Type of Guy You Attract

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess What Type of Guy You Attract
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About This Quiz

Is there anything Taco Bell can't do?  Yes - it can't serve you a hamburger or fix your car.  But it can do a lot for other things.  Important things!  You may not even believe it right now, but Taco Bell is basically a window to your very soul.  The way you maneuver a Taco Bell menu says a lot about you as a person.  And not just to us, with our high-tech Taco Bell quiz algorithms.  Other people pick up on your taco tendencies and burrito beliefs. They paint a rich but subtle tapestry of who you are and what you're like on the inside. It's deep stuff.

We're willing to wager that if you tell us what you like and don't like at Taco Bell, we can tell you just what kind of guy you're most likely to attract.  Now, whether you're happy with the guys you attract is a whole different quiz and maybe even a different fast-food chain altogether. But knowing your opinions on everything from the Crunchwrap Supreme to a Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco will help us pick up the vibe you're putting down and put a name to the faces that seem to keep asking for your number.  Ready to find out?  Take the quiz!

It's easy to deal with new people in a social situation, so if you were having Taco Bell with a group, what Party Pack would you need to order?
Rolled Chicken Tacos Party Pack
Grande Meal
Supreme Taco Party Pack
Taco 12 Pack

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If you're just ordering a single little taco for yourself, what do you want on it the most?
Steak
Seasoned beef
Beans
Chicken

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The Soft Taco is far and away the biggest seller at Taco Bell. If you found yourself in an eating contest, how many could you power through?
Bring it on, I'll eat like 10.
Probably not more than 3 or 4, tops.
I could polish off 5 or 6.
I wouldn't enter a taco-eating contest.

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Even though the soft taco is the big seller at Taco Bell, it's not the only taco out there. Which other kind of taco is worth your time?
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Crunchy Taco
Chicken Soft Taco Supreme
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

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If you're only in the market for that beefy goodness of Taco Bell seasoned beef, what item are you most likely to get?
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Beef Burrito
Just a Soft Taco

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If chicken is your thing, then which chicken-filled item is the one you're going to want to order?
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Shredded Chicken Burrito
Chicken Soft Taco
Chicken Quesadilla

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You can add a little sizzle to your meal with some steak. Which steak-filled item is the best?
Steak and Egg Cheesy Breakfast Burrito
Steak Chalupa Supreme
Steak Cantina Power Bowl
Steak Soft Taco

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Sometimes you just don't want meat and the beans are calling your name. What bean-filled item do you crave?
7-Layer Burrito
Pintos N Cheese
Black Bean Burrito
Bean Burrito

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Taco Bell has a lot of rice on their menu. What are you going to order if rice is what you crave?
Quesarito
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Just a side of rice
Shredded Chicken Burrito

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Most places will serve up french fries, but not Taco Bell. That doesn't mean they don't have potatoes, though. Pick your potato favorite?
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Loaded Potato Griller
Hash Brown

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If you're going to have a proper meal, then you need a side dish. Which Taco Bell side is calling your name?
Naked Chicken Chips
Nachos
Black Beans and Rice
Cheesy Roll Up

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Just about no one eats plain nachos. If you have an order of nachos, what are you going to dip them in?
Guacamole
Nacho Cheese
Pico de Gallo
Salsa

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What's your favorite way to wrap up your taco or burrito?
Doritos Locos Taco Shell
Chalupa Shell
Crunchy Tortilla
Soft Tortilla

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You know you need to eat your vegetables. What veggie must be on a taco?
Jalapenos
Onion
Tomato
Lettuce

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If you're hungry for something with a bit more substance than a simple taco, what might you order?
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme
Fiesta Taco Salad
Double Decker Taco

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Nothing goes together like cheese and everything else. What cheesy treat do you like the most?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Cheese Quesadilla

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You can have your burritos prepared a few different ways if you want. What style sounds best to you?
Grilled
Supreme
Fresco
Just a regular burrito

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If you eat too many tacos, you'll probably need a beverage. Why not try a Freeze? Pick your favorite.
Airheads White Mystery Freeze
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Rockstar Punch Freeze
Skittles Freeze

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You don't want to ignore breakfast - it's the most important meal of the day. What will you order?
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Grande Scrambler
Breakfast Quesadilla
Breakfast Soft Taco

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Don't like food that's all wrapped up? Well, there are always bowls! Pick the best one.
Fiesta Taco Salad
Pintos N Cheese
Power Menu Bowl
Mini Skillet Bowl

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Taco Bell's sauce packets are famous, or at least infamous. What sauce do you want?
Fire
Hot
Verde
Mild

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You can order your tacos by the numbers if you like. Or at least some with numerical names. Pick your favorite?
7-Layer Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Double Decker Taco

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It's OK if you don't like everything on your taco. What topping do you want to avoid at all costs?
Potatoes
Onions
Sour cream
Jalapenos

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You can eat Taco Bell at any time, but what's the very best time?
Any time is the best time.
Late night
Dinner
Lunch

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Taco Bell is more than willing to sauce up whatever you order. What kind of sauce sounds best?
Mexican Pizza Sauce
Red Sauce
Pico de Gallo
Nacho Cheese

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Taco Bell does some amazing work with junk food. What junk food specialty would you want to try?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheetos Burrito

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Normal tortillas are pretty monotonous and boring. If you want a fun shell, what are you going to order?
The Black Jack Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco

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Taco Bell really pushes the envelope with their menu, sometimes too far. Which extreme treat sounds the worst?
Seafood Salad
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Naked Chicken Chalupa
Naked Egg Taco

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Taco Bell has a pretty big menu, and yet there are still things they don't serve. What do you wish you could get at Taco Bell?
Chicharrón
Tamales
Chilaquiles
Fish Taco

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When your meal's done, it's time for dessert. What are you ordering?
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Caramel Apple Empanada
No thanks
Cinnamon Twists

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