Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Got Your Last Tattoo!

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Build a Taco Bell Order and We'll Guess Where You Got Your Last Tattoo!
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About This Quiz

Tattoos and Tacos is not the name of an awesome new reality show, but it should be.  They're two of life's simple, great pleasures.  A tattoo is a symbol of yourself made real. It represents a part of you, whether that's a deep part of your soul or just something you think looks totally badass.  And a taco is a symbol of tasty goodness that represents an end to your hunger. You can never go wrong with tacos, and that's a fact. Like tattoos, they will be with you for as long as you want them to be. Never judging. Never leaving. Always reliable and wonderful. 

Since tattoos and tacos are so inextricably linked, let's see if we can't dig a little bit deeper into the connection between them.  If you build us your ultimate Taco Bell order, if you tell us which menu items are the ones you can't resist and which ones you can do without, then we will take all of that information and run it through our patented Tattoo Taco Analysis Machine and determine just where on your body you got your last tattoo.  It sounds amazing but that's only because it is amazing.  Grab a taco and take the quiz!

When you're deciding on a Taco Bell order, what's always the most important factor?
is it delicious?
Is it a good price?
Is it a good mix of taste, fun and spice?
Will it satisfy my hunger?

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If you hit up Taco Bell for some late night eats, what one thing do you need to have?
Soft Tacos
Crunchy Tacos
Crunchwrap Supreme
Chalupa

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Taco Bell likes to create some crazy menu items to get attention. Which one of these would you actually want to try?
Cheetos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Naked Chicken Chalupa

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You can really power through some tacos when you're hungry. What's the most number of soft tacos you could down in one sitting?
Two or three
Four or five
I can do 10, with no problem.
Six or seven

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The shell that holds your taco is integral to a delicious experience. What shell is the best?
Soft Tortilla
Crunchy Tortilla
Doritos Locos Taco Shell
Gordita

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You know what can make or break a taco? The perfect sauce. What sauce is the best?
Sour cream
Pico de Gallo
Chipotle
Guacamole

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You can't go wrong with some nachos, and Taco Bell has a few different sauces for dipping them. Which do you like best?
Nacho Cheese
Salsa
Pico de Gallo
Guacamole

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Taco Bell's sauce packets are pretty famous. Which sauce hits the spot?
Mild
Medium
Verde
Fire

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If burritos are what you're in the market for, you can get them in a few different styles. What's the burrito for you?
Grilled
Meatless
Supreme
Fresco

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Do you like quesadillas? Of course, you do! What must be stuffed in your quesadilla?
Cheese
Chicken
Kit Kat
Steak

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It's pretty easy to figure out what you're getting with a taco, but what about these curiously named treats? Which sounds most tempting?
Cheesy Roll Up
Power Menu Bowl
Crunchwrap Supreme
Meximelt

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You could have a taco with just meat and cheese, but wouldn't you rather have veggies? Which is the best choice?
Lettuce
Tomato
Jalapeno
Onion

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You can add a lot to your taco to pad it out if you're so inclined. What extras would you stuff in your taco?
Black Beans
Seasoned Rice
Fritos
Potatoes

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What goes best with fast food? Junk food! Which junk food Taco Bell mashup is the best?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cheetos Burrito
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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Tacos are great, but they're kind of small, right? What bulkier menu item is calling your name?
Chalupa Supreme
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Spicy Double Chalupa
Double Decker Taco

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You can't really have a whole taco meal without a drink. What's going to quench your thirst?
Pepsi
Iced tea
Mountain Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Beer

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if you're not in the market for something folded or rolled in a tortilla, what menu item are you going to get?
Fiesta Taco Salad
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Mexican Pizza
Crunchwrap Supreme

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If you've only got a buck to your name, you're in luck. Taco Bell has a dollar menu. What's your order?
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Triple Layer Nachos
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla

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If you're making it a meal, then you need a side dish. Pick one!
Seasoned Rice
Pintos N Cheese
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Black Beans and Rice

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You know what it's like when you miss breakfast, right? What's the Taco Bell breakfast for you?
Breakfast Soft Taco
Breakfast Quesadilla
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Grilled Breakfast Burrito

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You like a burrito, right? Which burrito is the best of the best?
Bean Burrito
Shredded Chicken Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Beefy Fritos Burrito

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There's no shame in Taco Bell's dessert game. Which sweet treat can't be beat?
Cinnamon Twist
Cinnabon Delights
Kit Kat Quesadilla
Caramel Apple Empanada

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You can't go wrong with cheese. Which cheese-filled delight is the one for you?
Cheesy Roll Up
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Cheese Quesadilla

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Just because Taco Bell doesn't do French fries doesn't mean they haven't mastered the potato. What tater treat is best?
Cheesy Potato Griller
Grilled Breakfast Burrito Fiesta Potato
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes

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You have some choices to make when it comes to the protein in your taco. What do you want?
Seasoned Beef
Refried Beans
Steak
Chicken

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If you're feeling like eating healthy, you can order from the vegetarian menu. What sounds like the best veggie option?
Cheese Quesadilla
Bean Burrito
7-Layer Burrito
Spicy Tostada

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You can have tacos at any time of day, but what's the best time of day?
Dinner
Lunch
Late, late at night
Breakfast

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A plain taco shell is fine, but why bother with that when there are fancy shells? Which one is the best?
Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco
Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco
Fiery Doritos Locos Taco
Black Jack Taco

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Not every Taco Bell item is a winner. Which one of these was an atrocious mistake?
Seafood Salad
Firecracker Burrito with Pop Rocks
Black Jack Taco
Bell Beefer Sandwich

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You're having the crew over and you need a Party Pack. What are you ordering for everyone?
Taco 12 Pack
Supreme Taco Party Pack
Grande Meal
Rolled Chicken Taco Party Pack

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