Build an All-Black Outfit and We'll Guess the Name of Your Alter-Ego

By: Ian Fortey

Build an All-Black Outfit and We'll Guess the Name of Your Alter-Ego
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About This Quiz

There are a plethora of reasons to rely on black, the most versatile of all colors, to carry your whole wardrobe. It takes all the effort out of deciding what to wear, for one. It also looks great all the time. Black is never out of style and never looks wrong. You're always looking cool and put together in black. You look like you know who you are, where you're going and what you're doing. But just who are you, actually?  There's you, sure. What who else is there? Who's that alter-ego just bubbling below the surface? That secret expression of your innermost thoughts?

Whether you're rocking a Bruce Wayne/Batman sort of situation or a Sasha Fierce/Beyonce sort of thing, whatever secret you are out there in the world, we bet we can guess their name. Sounds stunning, right? Well, it's a skill. Even if you're not sure of the name of your alter-ego, all you need to do is dive deep into your all-black wardrobe and let us know how you construct it. We'll use all that dark, shadowy fashion information to determine who your alter-ego is. Take the quiz and find out now!

If your entire wardrobe were lost, what's the one black item you'd miss the most?
Skirt
Hoodie
Boots
Corset

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What kind of black belt makes the outfit?
Something braided
I don't usually wear a belt.
Something simple
Leather, of course

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You can't very well walk around barefoot. What style of black shoe is necessary?
Flats
Runners
Flip flops
Heels

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If you just need a simple, black t-shirt, where would you go shopping?
Macy's
Wal-Mart
Hot Topic
Forever 21

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If you're in the market for a new pair of black pants, what style are you looking for?
Skinny jeans are fine.
Sweats
Toreador pants
Yoga pants

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Everyone knows there are different shades of black. Which black is the black for you?
Jet
Midnight Blue
Outer Space
Onyx

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You can't just walk around without some kind of accessory, that would be weird. Accessorize in black!
Earrings
Watch
Hair clip
Lipstick

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What clothing item are you likely to never wear in public no matter how black it is?
Sweat pants
Corset
Anything with shoulder pads
Crocs

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Where would you most likely go if you're wearing nothing but black?
The office
A funeral
An amusement park
A date

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What's the worst place you could go to in an all-black outfit?
No such thing
Someone's wedding
The beach
A visit with mom and dad

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How much of your black wardrobe is formal, dressy-looking stuff?
That's most of it.
I have a couple of things.
Define "dressy."
It's a good mix.

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What's the perfect black gemstone to be the centerpiece of a ring or pendant?
Black diamond
Black pearl
Hematite
Black jade

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It's time to go shopping for some new black boots. What style do you want?
Sock boots
Something chunky
Western boots
Lace-up boots

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You should probably get a jacket in case it gets cold. What style of black jacket fits your needs?
Overcoat
Puffy jacket
Trench coat
Something leather

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Sometimes you need to carry stuff with you. What kind of black bag is getting the job done?
Briefcase
Backpack
I have pockets, I'll be fine.
A clutch

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Online shopping is easy and fast, but it can be risky with clothes. Would you buy any part of your wardrobe online?
Maybe socks
I do it all the time.
Not really interested
If it was something I couldn't find in town

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Your choice for the day has come down to a black dress or black pants of some kind. What's your decision?
Can I choose a skirt?
Oh, it's going to be pants alright.
Whatever's easy
The dress

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So what are your thoughts on something like black fishnets?
They have their place.
Not so much
Like, for fishing?
I like the sound of that.

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What fabric is best for pretty much any black clothing?
Cashmere
Cotton
Velvet
Leather

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How many black shirts is too many black shirts?
You need enough to cover every occasion.
5 or 6
If there's no room left for anything else in the closet
There's never enough.

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Are you trying to project an image when you wear an all-black outfit?
That I'm to be taken seriously
That I'm comfortable
Not really, no
Maybe something a little bit sexy

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Are you much of a hat person? What kind of black hat would you put on?
No hats for me, thanks
Ball cap
A cowboy hat
A top hat if the mood strikes

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Is all-black jewelry ever a good option? What would you wear?
Earrings
A watch
My grandma gave me a nice brooch.
A necklace

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It's hard to get through life without getting black underwear at some point. What style do you have?
Bikini
Boycut
Briefs
Thong

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What's the one store you absolutely want to avoid for filling out your black wardrobe?
Hot Topic
Nordstrom
Forever 21
Wal-Mart

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Do you need a new pair of black socks? Sure you do. Where are you going to pick them up?
Macy's
Wal-Mart
Online
Whatever's close by

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What's the most essential kind of black makeup to own?
Eye shadow
I'm not super big on makeup.
Nail polish
Lipstick

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Some days really feel like skirt days. What kind of skirt are you sporting?
Pencil
Maybe a skort
Poodle
Mini

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What's your go-to cut for a pair of black jeans?
Skinny
Bootcut
Capris
Ankle-length

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Someone bought you a new black t-shirt. What do you hope is on it?
Nothing
Something funny
A picture
A pattern

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